Bold Rover Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 These are all signs that the wearer is compensating for having the personality of a boring turd by dressing humourously..........What's the difference between a boring and an entertaining turd? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 What's the difference between a boring and an entertaining turd? An entertaining turd tickles your bollocks on the way by. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 I see the kids are arguing over doughnuts now, whatever next? Bring back conscription or the birch. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolph Hucker Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 (edited) I see the kids are arguing over doughnuts now, whatever next? Bring back conscription or the birch. Grimbo For some of'em, the birch never went away. It's just that they have to pay a lady dressed in black leather a lot of money for it now.And wear a gimp mask. And conscription? Just imagine it - " I'll only agree to go if I can take my XBox with me. And my PS4. And my iPhone 6 and my hair gel and my lip salve. And if if I can't BookFace and twerp when I want to, well, there's gonna be scuffling. And I'm only going if they let me fly the drones - those are cool." (Edited just because I still remember how to.) Edited November 20, 2015 by Rudolph Hucker -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 For some of'em, the birch never went away. It's just that they have to pay a lady dressed in black leather a lot of money for it now. And wear a gimp mask. And conscription? Just imagine it - " I'll only agree to go if I can take my XBox with me. And my PS4. And my iPhone 6 and my hair gel and my lip salve. And if if I can't BookFace and twerp when I want to, well, there's gonna be scuffling. And I'm only going if they let me fly the drones - those are cool." (Edited just because I still remember how to.) Let's hope a lot of them insist on that action. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Koop Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 The missus has a particular bee in her bonnet about Christmas jumpers. An absolute zero tolerance on men wearing them. Sees no humour, irony, Christmas spirit, and worst of all no dress sense in these items. Saw her reduce two random guys to the edge of tears for wearing them. His and hers out the window then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Koop Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 What's the difference between a boring and an entertaining turd? About six seconds and a loud splosh that confirms an old friend is away to the coast? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 The missus has a particular bee in her bonnet about Christmas jumpers. An absolute zero tolerance on men wearing them. Sees no humour, irony, Christmas spirit, and worst of all no dress sense in these items. Saw her reduce two random guys to the edge of tears for wearing them. She sounds a treat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 About six seconds and a loud splosh that confirms an old friend is away to the coast? She sounds a treat. She was always fiery. She was my boss in my first proper job. What a temper she had! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 For some of'em, the birch never went away. It's just that they have to pay a lady dressed in black leather a lot of money for it now. And wear a gimp mask. And conscription? Just imagine it - " I'll only agree to go if I can take my XBox with me. And my PS4. And my iPhone 6 and my hair gel and my lip salve. And if if I can't BookFace and twerp when I want to, well, there's gonna be scuffling. And I'm only going if they let me fly the drones - those are cool." (Edited just because I still remember how to.) Quite some validity in your post Rudi, btw I chuckled uproariously when I said out loud to my missus your username, she almost choked on her toast & marmalade. Which reminds me I must check her life insurance policy. Grimbo Eta - I still can't get it right. Thing is no one makes a fuss about it in here so I won't bother. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 Whit? You'll need to type a bit louder grimbo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 Whit? You'll need to type a bit louder grimbo. Sorry Njo, can you type a bit bigger can't make our s word? Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 20, 2015 Author Share Posted November 20, 2015 Sorry Njo, can you type a bit bigger can't make our s word? Grimbo You a blacksmith, Grimbo? I'd no idea you had experience of handling large weapons. Do you like gladiator movies? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 20, 2015 Author Share Posted November 20, 2015 I never touched that Spartans fan, officer, honest 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 can we put a stop to all this, I'm off to the doughnut thread! BTW BFTDave, yes I do like Gladioli films, G oh you know who I am 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolph Hucker Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 Anybody else totally fed up with folk trying to show how sophisticated they are by posting little movie clips as a response to other posts? It's not big, it's not clever and very rarely is it remotely funny. Cue yet another unfunny video clip in response.............. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 Anybody else totally fed up with folk trying to show how sophisticated they are by posting little movie clips as a response to other posts? It's not big, it's not clever and very rarely is it remotely funny. Cue yet another unfunny video clip in response.............. Can you imagine being in the pub with these fuckets eh? Do you fancy a pint? Let me get my phone out & show you a film of a young under age boy nodding his head? Bring back keel hauling for these twats Yours truly 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 Anybody else totally fed up with folk trying to show how sophisticated they are by posting little movie clips as a response to other posts? It's not big, it's not clever and very rarely is it remotely funny. Cue yet another unfunny video clip in response.............. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 21, 2015 Author Share Posted November 21, 2015 Anybody else totally fed up with folk trying to show how sophisticated they are by posting little movie clips as a response to other posts? It's not big, it's not clever and very rarely is it remotely funny. Cue yet another unfunny video clip in response.............. You'd never have got this kind of thing back in the days of the wireless telegraph. Marconi had to imagine what movies would look like and describe the scene over a course of days. Can't imagine today's youth having that kind of perseverance or determination. Ahead of his time, that boy. He also invented cybersex by hooking his lad up to the terminals and waiting for an SOS call to come in. Rumours that he had a hand in the sinking of the Titanic are just that; rumours. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 21, 2015 Author Share Posted November 21, 2015 Can you imagine being in the pub with these fuckets eh? Do you fancy a pint? Let me get my phone out & show you a film of a young under age boy nodding his head? So you met up with Miley, then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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