Grim O'Grady Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 Oh & f**k the green cross code c**t, we had a wee squirrel telling us how to cross a road. A bit daft I suppose mind we didn't have as much roadkill in them days. Welcome to the Tufty Club. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 That vent was there for a reason - To stop the smell of the dead prostitute in the boot stinking out the whole car. Was all the rage in the 80's apparently. But they didn't have the internet back then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 Cauld, windy and pishing down 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 (edited) Getting IDed for carryouts. Of course, when you're in your mid-twenties and early thirties, it's gratifying. Perhaps I really do look as if I'm under eighteen. But when you're only a grey baw-hair away from turning 40 and the specky-wee pluke behind the counter demands photo ID before you can purchase a bottle of Chateauneuf du Pape*, you know he's either thick-as-pigshit or ripping the piss out of you. And additional kudos to the Tesco employee who some months ago demanded some ID before I bought my 2 tins of Sweetheart Stout and half a bottle of High Commissioner**. Upon presenting my driving licence, he informed me that it expired several months previously and he couldn't accept it. * not my actual purchase ** not my actual purchase either Edited November 18, 2015 by Cardinal Richelieu 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 If someone could put pics up of Brucies Anthea, I'd be obliged like 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 If someone could put pics up of Brucies Anthea, I'd be obliged like^^^If we knew how to do that we'd be done for being imposters on this thread ya senior auld c**t. Good game she was though eh. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 Getting IDed for carryouts. Of course, when you're in your mid-twenties and early thirties, it's gratifying. Perhaps I really do look as if I'm under eighteen. But when you're only a grey baw-hair away from turning 40 and the specky-wee pluke behind the counter demands photo ID before you can purchase a bottle of Chateauneuf du Pape*, you know he's either thick-as-pigshit or ripping the piss out of you. And additional kudos to the Tesco employee who some months ago demanded some ID before I bought my 2 tins of Sweetheart Stout and half a bottle of High Commissioner**. Upon presenting my driving licence, he informed me that it expired several months previously and he couldn't accept it. * not my actual purchase ** not my actual purchase either I recall having an argument with a guy in a grocers shop insisting that I be served and that I was eighteen, after two or three minutes minutes of getting irate with the guy, he burst out laughing and said 'the reason I can't serve you is beacause it's Sunday' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 18, 2015 Author Share Posted November 18, 2015 And additional kudos to the Tesco employee who some months ago demanded some ID before I bought my 2 tins of Sweetheart Stout and half a bottle of High Commissioner**. Upon presenting my driving licence, he informed me that it expired several months previously and he couldn't accept it. ** not my actual purchase - it was actually white spirit and a bottle of Kia-Ora. Did you point out that the licence may have expired, but you had not? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 I feel I must clarify my Superdry visit somewhat. I was in the shopping centre with the bairn (mine, not a random), and she spotted what she called a "Japanese coat" that she wanted to see. Hence my interaction with said shopcunt. Some things are best left unexplained. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 If someone could put pics up of Brucies Anthea, I'd be obliged like ^^^ If we knew how to do that we'd be done for being imposters on this thread ya senior auld c**t. Good game she was though eh. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob the tank Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 My Tufty Club badge is still at my mums. And my Happy Smile Club badge too.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 For years I was never anywhere near the docs. Now on meds for high blood pressure , gout and on Monday I got an inhaler for my chest. God I hate getting old. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 I'm old enough to remember the following. Carol Smillie on Wheel of Fortune. Jet from Gladiators. Annalise from Neighbours Teri Hatcher in the New Adventures of Superman Women were just hotter in the 90s than they are now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 I put senile the phone must have thought I'm no capable of thinking/typing for myself? Fucking technology Arrrrgh. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 I'm old enough to remember the following. Carol Smillie on Wheel of Fortune. Jet from Gladiators. Annalise from Neighbours Teri Hatcher in the New Adventures of Superman Women were just hotter in the 90s than they are now. I've dealt with another lady ex Gladiator through work. Fine woman. Also, John Anderson (the ref) used to live down the street from my (then) girlfriend. His big dog used to try and anally rape my girlfriend's smaller male dog. The dog paid no attention to his whistle so he'd end up chasing and booting his dog. Dunfermline was pretty showbiz. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 ^^^ If we knew how to do that we'd be done for being imposters on this thread ya senior auld c**t. Good game she was though eh. Grimbo you used tae have to pit a cushion over ma lap when he said "give us a twirl" fine wunch she was, her and Debbie McGee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 I put senile the phone must have thought I'm no capable of thinking/typing for myself? Fucking technology Arrrrgh. Grimbo That's what I assumed, I was laughing at the comment as it was spot on! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 you used tae have to pit a cushion over ma lap when he said "give us a twirl" fine wunch she was, her and Debbie McGee The lovely Debbie Magee. What was her off Magpie called, Jenny something. I never had a w**k over Valerie from Blue Peter. I blame my poor eyesight on Magpie. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 Yon Lynda Carter from the 70's Wonder Woman TV show was a fine looker, as was Erin Grey from Buck Rogers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 I recall having an argument with a guy in a grocers shop insisting that I be served and that I was eighteen, after two or three minutes minutes of getting irate with the guy, he burst out laughing and said 'the reason I can't serve you is beacause it's Sunday' ^^ So sozzled he didn't even know what day it was. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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