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Why not claim you are stuck and need to be airlifted by the coast guards to Edinburgh on a daily basis? It worked for the good people of Carlisle over the weekend.

You could also feign a life threatening disease that can only be cured in an Edinburgh Hospital as emergency vehicles are still going over the bridge occasionally.

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You could also feign a life threatening disease that can only be cured in an Edinburgh Hospital as emergency vehicles are still going over the bridge occasionally.

Or pretend to get stuck up one of Fife's many mountains and get the mountain rescue helicopter to drop you off in Edinburgh.

Personally I would Evel Knievel it on a motorbike on a daily basis.

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I'm sure I read it would have cost a lot less to design and develop the tunnel to be honest Mr P.

There was a lot of campaigning for a Tunnel and the SNP were arguing that a tunnel could be an affordable solution while they were in opposition.

When they got into power they had a reality check.

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10 minute commute from Glencarse to Perth took an hour this morning!

Tailbacks from the Friarton Bridge to the Broxden roundabout.

Bl**dy bridge, bl**dy weather, bl**dy fifers, bl**dy SNP, bl**dy Yes voters, bl**dy No voters, bl**dy commuters, bl**dy obnoxious drivers deliberately driving in the (faster) wrong lane until the very last minute, then holding all the other traffic up as they try to slip into the right lane ahead of the cones.

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Listened to the two hour Radio Scotland Forth Bridge Phone in Special this morning for about 5 minutes until I shot the b*****ding radio. Basically SOMETHING MUST BE DONE....although absolutely nobody has a clue what it is they want to be done.

Have a wee thought for the massed ranks of the Queen's Park support battling to get to Methil (FFS.....battling to get to Methil....never though I'd see the day) through deranged commuters trying to escape Edinburgh. Carnage, I tell ye, carnage.

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My foreman lives in rosyth, had to get up at 4,then leave at 5, just to get to leith for 7.15. Ouch.

It took him an hour, from waking up to leaving the house?

Tell him to go to sleep in his work clothes, shave/shower last thing at night, and sleep in a sleeping bag, wedged up against the front door. He needs to arrange his alarm so that it rings at 5 and simultaneously triggers the door opening, causing him to fall out the house. You just saved him 60 minutes.

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It took him an hour, from waking up to leaving the house?

Tell him to go to sleep in his work clothes, shave/shower last thing at night, and sleep in a sleeping bag, wedged up against the front door. He needs to arrange his alarm so that it rings at 5 and simultaneously triggers the door opening, causing him to fall out the house. You just saved him 60 minutes.

If he slept in the car outside work he could get up at 7.10 have a piss and get in early to impress the boss.

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