YassinMoutaouakil Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 When making small talk should I bring up information that I quite clearly acquired from stalking her social media? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranaldo Bairn Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 I accidently watched a video where two young ladies performed oral sex in each other whilst on their periods, and now I'm gay. Should I pretend to like the next girl who shows interest in me or go after the burly man who's fixing my boiler that doesn't like me?I'm sorry but this post has had me in an absolute kink for about ten minutes. Do carry on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mancha Verde Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Get her a half ounce of Golden Virginia and a packet of skins. And a double ended dildo. Nae messing aboot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Wid Definitely wid. Better/worse? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 Scratchcards, bitches love scratchcards. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 Scratchcards, bitches love scratchcards. O/T, but Hamilton related: If you bought a scratchcard from your local independent cornershop that you went into most days and won £1m, would you get the shopkeeper a small gift or something? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 O/T, but Hamilton related: If you bought a scratchcard from your local independent cornershop that you went into most days and won £1m, would you get the shopkeeper a small gift or something? I'd treat them to ten quid scratchcard and let fate take its course. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 I'd treat them to ten quid scratchcard and let fate take its course. Well you're a better man than the Fairhill womman who won £1m in Ikram's earlier this year and has given the shop a swerve ever since. I would have got him a Thank You card with a tea bag inside and said "Have a drink on me". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 Well you're a better man than the Fairhill womman who won £1m in Ikram's earlier this year and has given the shop a swerve ever since. I would have got him a Thank You card with a tea bag inside and said "Have a drink on me". That reminds me, as well as scratchcards, bitches love tea bags. Teabagging, not so much. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 Well you're a better man than the Fairhill womman who won £1m in Ikram's earlier this year and has given the shop a swerve ever since. I would have got him a Thank You card with a tea bag inside and said "Have a drink on me". I would have got him a bottle of vodkat and demanded that the peasant entertained me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 Bit of a shiter to start going out with a burd near Christmas, one of my best mates is in the same boat! 5 years ago I started seeing a burd that I worked with in November and I spent a good couple of quid on her, I'm talking a TV etc! We started falling away in February and split up in March. Fuckin expensive 3 month relationship that was .That's not a relationship. That's a fucking financial transaction 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 I'm disappointed that nobody has suggested anything about a chocolate star fish yet. Standards are slipping these days. I thought of a chocolate Spice Rack, are we on the same page? Grimbo Eta just G'd " chocolate starfish", you lad are 1 sick individual if that's how you treat your good lady of 6wk standing? Oh btw we are not sharing the same page. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountyFan Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 There's a girl at work I like and the feeling is clearly mutual. However, there's a pretty significant power imbalance and she's also ridiculously religious (although apart from that she's great). Do I a) go for it and risk making work the most awkward place on the planet, attract the ire of my other colleagues and potentially not get any hole for my troubles until marriage (which is not ok, and I'm really not a scumbag either) Or b) take the tried and tested 'don't shit where you eat' option, potentially see the mutual attraction grow and become all depressed and resentful because I don't feel I can go for it. Looking forward to the 'kick her in the pie' response, but genuine advice would be most welcome too! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 Bit of a shiter to start going out with a burd near Christmas, one of my best mates is in the same boat! 5 years ago I started seeing a burd that I worked with in November and I spent a good couple of quid on her, I'm talking a TV etc! We started falling away in February and split up in March. Fuckin expensive 3 month relationship that was .Must've got her a Valentine's day gift too then? Ouch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 There's a girl at work I like and the feeling is clearly mutual. However, there's a pretty significant power imbalance and she's also ridiculously religious (although apart from that she's great). Do I a) go for it and risk making work the most awkward place on the planet, attract the ire of my other colleagues and potentially not get any hole for my troubles until marriage (which is not ok, and I'm really not a scumbag either) Or b) take the tried and tested 'don't shit where you eat' option, potentially see the mutual attraction grow and become all depressed and resentful because I don't feel I can go for it. Looking forward to the 'kick her in the pie' response, but genuine advice would be most welcome too! Kick her in the pie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 There's a girl at work I like and the feeling is clearly mutual. However, there's a pretty significant power imbalance and she's also ridiculously religious (although apart from that she's great). Do I a) go for it and risk making work the most awkward place on the planet, attract the ire of my other colleagues and potentially not get any hole for my troubles until marriage (which is not ok, and I'm really not a scumbag either) Or b) take the tried and tested 'don't shit where you eat' option, potentially see the mutual attraction grow and become all depressed and resentful because I don't feel I can go for it. Looking forward to the 'kick her in the pie' response, but genuine advice would be most welcome too! Get her psihed at xmas party and pump her rotten 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 That post from Gunther, ooft. There's a fella with absolutely zero self respect or self control. She almost certainly dumped him for freaking her out by coming on too strong. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 There's a girl at work I like and the feeling is clearly mutual. However, there's a pretty significant power imbalance and she's also ridiculously religious (although apart from that she's great). Do I a) go for it and risk making work the most awkward place on the planet, attract the ire of my other colleagues and potentially not get any hole for my troubles until marriage (which is not ok, and I'm really not a scumbag either) Or b) take the tried and tested 'don't shit where you eat' option, potentially see the mutual attraction grow and become all depressed and resentful because I don't feel I can go for it. Looking forward to the 'kick her in the pie' response, but genuine advice would be most welcome too! Point out her God is a spaghetti monster and leave sacrilegious pictures of her messiah of choice on her desk.Once this cures her of religion ask if she would be interested in you eating where she shits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 Point out her God is a spaghetti monster and leave sacrilegious pictures of her messiah of choice on her desk. Once this cures her of religion ask if she would be interested in you eating where she shits. Why would he want to eat a toilet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 Why would he want to eat a toilet? I meant eating on the toilet obviously. It saves a lot of tedious walking if you do that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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