Staggie_93 Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 Hopefully it's Alan Stubbs, another hilarious appointment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DepecheBhoy Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 At this point I don't see there really being a big rush to bring in a new manager. I'd give Delia until the end of the season and give the club time to find someone that will be a suitable replacement. David Moyes or Malky MacKay seem to be the obvious choices that are out of work at the moment, Steve Mclaren might also sneak onto that list but hopefully not however Id much rather take a punt on someone like Lars Lagerback or Christian Gross though. I just want a manager that has been around the block a bit on the European level and managed to get success out of teams with limited ability. The truth is that where Celtic are just now and due to the finances of football just now we are unlikely to be anything else for a long time to come. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R.Mutt Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 Wait. Your team just won the biggest game of thier reincarnated existence and you just spent at least an hour on this effort instead of doing what any normal fan would do and get wrecked celebrating with like minded fans. Tragic Maybe he doesn't have a wife to beat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 Wait. Your team just won the biggest game of thier reincarnated existence and you just spent at least an hour on this effort An hour? For a few lines of hastily-typed dross? If that's your standard then I expect your job application to arrive some time next year - provided you learn that typing can involve more than your elbows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 Steve McLaren as Celtic manager would be tremendous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bambino7 Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 Henrik Larsson to butter the fansup, yet the cheap option. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grass Is Greener. Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 Lenny, Keano or another wan of the Bois. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawB93 Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 Ian Huntley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScotSquid Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 - his compensation fee won't exactly be millions,and has a solid record for a young manager thus far. Compensation fee Solid record Have you actually seen the Championship table? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highlandmagyar Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 Mick McCarthy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 To: Peter Lawwell, Celtic FC From: The Kincardine, Buckinghamshire Date: 17th April 2016 Re: Managerial Vacancy Mr Lawwell I understand that a shoogly peg has finally worked its way loose in the Sellick dressing room and a jaiket’s fallen on the floor. I’d, thus, put my name forward as the new replacement. I have no experience in football management but that’s never been a barrier for your club. I also promise you full control over signings and team selection to fit in with recent policy. You’ll also find me refreshingly different from recent managers: I promise not to roar I won’t use sex toys as a joke in dressing rooms I’ll never blame the players for my inadequacy I won’t send John Collins out to embarrass you in public when it’s me who should be interviewed I brush my teeth twice a day I won’t blooter water bottles – especially not with a wee balletic pirouette I won’t get a kicking from Rangers fans when lying drunk in Ashton Gate I’ll never have a domestic Above all, I’m cheap. I’ll do the job for half of Ronny’s wages plus my bar bills. Thus by recruiting me you’ll accelerate Celtic’s downward trajectory whilst saving money. This sounds like a win-win, Peter. Shall I send you a spreadsheet to show how beneficial this will be? Oh and I’ve no agent to pay.We were meant for each other, Peter. Just give me the nod and I’ll nip out tomorrow and buy some grey tracky bottoms. See you in Paradise Kinky Ashton Gate! What a fanny you are, Kinky! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 Are people actually in favour of Malky McKay, here? The racist Malky McKay? Aye, but he's Celtic minded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 Snort Allan and Andy Halliday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estragon Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 Are people actually in favour of Malky McKay, here? The racist Malky McKay? I thought he was more of an anti-semite? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valderrama Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 Compensation fee ....And? Solid record Have you actually seen the Championship table? Yeah - and it suggests a solid, if not inspiring league record, as does missing out on promotion via the play-off semi's last year. Taking a "Championship" team to two cup finals this year and one semi last year, is also a pretty solid record for a manager in his first job- if that helps you understand what this phrase means in such a context. I'm not saying even I am overwhelmed with Stubbs but he may fit the criteria if the tic decide to go cheap again - which was my original point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estragon Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 You mean he doesnt like vests? Jews Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Saintee Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 To: Peter Lawwell, Celtic FC From: The Kincardine, Buckinghamshire Date: 17th April 2016 Re: Managerial Vacancy Mr Lawwell I understand that a shoogly peg has finally worked its way loose in the Sellick dressing room and a jaiket’s fallen on the floor. I’d, thus, put my name forward as the new replacement. I have no experience in football management but that’s never been a barrier for your club. I also promise you full control over signings and team selection to fit in with recent policy. You’ll also find me refreshingly different from recent managers: I promise not to roar I won’t use sex toys as a joke in dressing rooms I’ll never blame the players for my inadequacy I won’t send John Collins out to embarrass you in public when it’s me who should be interviewed I brush my teeth twice a day I won’t blooter water bottles – especially not with a wee balletic pirouette I won’t get a kicking from Rangers fans when lying drunk in Ashton Gate I’ll never have a domestic Above all, I’m cheap. I’ll do the job for half of Ronny’s wages plus my bar bills. Thus by recruiting me you’ll accelerate Celtic’s downward trajectory whilst saving money. This sounds like a win-win, Peter. Shall I send you a spreadsheet to show how beneficial this will be? Oh and I’ve no agent to pay. We were meant for each other, Peter. Just give me the nod and I’ll nip out tomorrow and buy some grey tracky bottoms. See you in Paradise Kinky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RussellAnderson Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 For fucks sake Rangers fans are back in our forum. Shite patter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingjoey Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 Jews Make mine an orange and pineapple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunning1874 Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 Stubbs is the only one who could possibly be worse than Deila. Appoint him now please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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