jagfox Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 My wife accused me of being a transvestite! I was so outraged...I packed her things and left. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted September 27, 2018 Share Posted September 27, 2018 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mantis Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 What’s the last thing that goes through a fly’s mind when it hits a windscreen? Spoiler It’s arse 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 My wife has just told me to stop playing Oasis so loud. I said maybe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted September 29, 2018 Share Posted September 29, 2018 Did you hear they were releasing an Oasis soup? Spoiler You get a roll with it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted September 29, 2018 Share Posted September 29, 2018 Did you hear they released an Oasis soup? Spoiler You got a roll with it. FTFY. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 on a related theme and topical (for 1976) what do the Bay City Rollers have for pudding? Tartan Custard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 Somebody will do it so it may as well be me... How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts? With jam in 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 How does Jimi Hendrix like his Chilli? Spoiler He doesn't, he died due to a barbituate overdose in September 1970. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 3 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: How does Jimi Hendrix like his Chilli? Reveal hidden contents He doesn't, he died due to a barbituate overdose in September 1970. how do you know he didn't come back again thanks to Voodoo Chilli? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennysmassiveego Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 Teacher poses a question to the class “ right children can anyone name Robin Hoods girlfriend ? ‘ Little Paddy puts his hand up “ please miss it’s Trudy Glen “ “No Patrick that’s incorrect it’s Marion “ Paddy states “ but miss what about the song ....Robin Hood ,Robin Hood riding Trudy Glen “ 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennysmassiveego Posted October 6, 2018 Share Posted October 6, 2018 Paddy’s struggling down the road with a wardrobe A friend says “ hey Paddy why don’t you get Mick to help you “ Paddy says “ he’s inside carrying the clothes “ 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted October 6, 2018 Share Posted October 6, 2018 how do you know he didn't come back again thanks to Voodoo Chilli?One of his better songs IMO 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AL-FFC Posted October 6, 2018 Share Posted October 6, 2018 Paddy is doing a crossword and says to Mick "How do you spell Orange Mick replies "what one the colour or the Fruit" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennysmassiveego Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 I was at the gym last night when I noticed a hole in my trainer , just big enough to get my finger in Anyway she’s made a formal complaint and I’m now banned for life 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 That Elizabeth Frizl joke really isnt appropriate, no matter how many times you post it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennysmassiveego Posted October 13, 2018 Share Posted October 13, 2018 Will glass coffins become popular ? Remains to be seen 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 Fleetwood Mac have just bought a farm."You can grow your own hay...Grow your own haaaaaaay...." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 39 minutes ago, buchan30 said: Fleetwood Mac have just bought a farm. "You can grow your own hay... Grow your own haaaaaaay...." What does Mick Fleetwood drink when he wakes up thirsty? Tango in the Night.. . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted October 22, 2018 Share Posted October 22, 2018 6 hours ago, buchan30 said: Fleetwood Mac have just bought a farm. "You can grow your own hay... Grow your own haaaaaaay...." 5 hours ago, tamthebam said: What does Mick Fleetwood drink when he wakes up thirsty? Tango in the Night.. . These are just Rumours. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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