Silverton End Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 Will glass coffins ever catch on? Remains to be seen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 Couldn't find my pizza cutter, so I used one of my Bryan Adams CDs instead. Cuts Like a Knife 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 52 minutes ago, Sweaty Morph said: Couldn't find my pizza cutter, so I used one of my Bryan Adams CDs instead. Cuts Like a Knife 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 When my dominatrix girlfriend left me, it was a real slap in the face. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted July 1, 2021 Share Posted July 1, 2021 People of NI: If you're bringing sausages back from Germany you are allowed to put them in your luggage. That's the wurst case scenario 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 1, 2021 Share Posted July 1, 2021 1 minute ago, Arch Stanton said: People of NI: If you're bringing sausages back from Germany you are allowed to put them in your luggage. That's the wurst case scenario 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted July 1, 2021 Share Posted July 1, 2021 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: Yep, caught. When's the new series of River City Sanjeev? Edited July 1, 2021 by Arch Stanton 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 2, 2021 Share Posted July 2, 2021 You don't get many jokes about white sugar, but brown sugar? Demerara. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 2, 2021 Share Posted July 2, 2021 14 hours ago, Arch Stanton said: Yep, caught. When's the new series of River City Sanjeev? Can't come soon enough. Roisin's back! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted July 2, 2021 Share Posted July 2, 2021 Everyone knows Karl Marx who invented communism. Less well remembered is his sister Onya who invented the starting pistol. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 2, 2021 Share Posted July 2, 2021 18 minutes ago, BillyAnchor said: Everyone knows Karl Marx who invented communism. Less well remembered is his sister Onya who invented the starting pistol. And their brother Skid, whom they don't talk about. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted July 2, 2021 Share Posted July 2, 2021 And their tall cousin who was into proper care of clothes when washing them, Long Drey. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiffRaff Posted July 2, 2021 Share Posted July 2, 2021 And their smart arse brother, Top. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Old Diamond Posted July 12, 2021 Share Posted July 12, 2021 Heading for the returns counter, receipt in hand..... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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