JustOneCornetto Posted May 17, 2021 Share Posted May 17, 2021 Feeling really proud, just finished my seventh marathon in seven days. Or snickers as they're called now. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted May 17, 2021 Share Posted May 17, 2021 Saw a job advertised for someone to shave all the ladies attending the gynaecology department at Edinburgh Royal Infirmary. After my application was approved, i was told to go to Newcastle. "Why Newcastle if the job is in Edinburgh ??" I asked. "Because that's where the end of the queue is". 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 6:30 is the best time on a clock. Hands down. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustOneCornetto Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 The only way to kill a French vampire is to plunge a baguette through it's heart.Sounds easy but it's actually painstaking. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 13 minutes ago, JustOneCornetto said: The only way to kill a French vampire is to plunge a baguette through it's heart. Sounds easy but it's actually painstaking. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted May 21, 2021 Share Posted May 21, 2021 They're building a mirror factory in my town. I could see myself working there. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funky Nosejob Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 23 hours ago, Robin.Hood said: They're building a mirror factory in my town. I could see myself working there. I bought a mirror from my local funfair solely because it was so cheap. My wife says it reflects badly on me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishop Briggs Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 Just watched an interesting documentary on cocaine... Going to watch all documentaries this way now! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BillyAnchor Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted May 31, 2021 Share Posted May 31, 2021 VID-20210530-WA0010.mp4 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Diamond Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 (edited) Edited June 2, 2021 by Old Diamond Link didnt work 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted June 3, 2021 Share Posted June 3, 2021 Apparently you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff........ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted June 3, 2021 Share Posted June 3, 2021 1 hour ago, Robin.Hood said: Apparently you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff........ Not a joke. Apparently it is one of the most widely used passwords in Lancashire. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 What does a bull say to his son before leaving? Bison. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison? You can't wash your hands in a buffalo. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funky Nosejob Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 On 03/06/2021 at 17:25, Robin.Hood said: Apparently you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff........ An omelette made with only one egg is called a “French Omelette”… … because one egg is “un oeuf”. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 7 hours ago, Robin.Hood said: What does a bull say to his son before leaving? Bison. Parents of a GLBT child thread for this pish 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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