buchan30 Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 I was sitting in traffic the other dayAnd i got ran over. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 2, 2021 Share Posted April 2, 2021 13 hours ago, Raidernation said: I was sitting in my living room last night and 6 ants walked over the floor, then 4 more. I needed a pet so I made them a home from a cardboard box. They're lucky. Mine have to live in a paper bag. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkeye the Gnu Posted April 2, 2021 Share Posted April 2, 2021 You must be rich. Mine had to live in a hole in the ground. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted April 2, 2021 Share Posted April 2, 2021 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 2, 2021 Share Posted April 2, 2021 2 hours ago, hearthammer said: His funfair is on monkey. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBo10 Posted April 4, 2021 Share Posted April 4, 2021 Breaking news. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arabdownunder Posted April 5, 2021 Share Posted April 5, 2021 I am taking my wife to a new restaurant called Karma tonight. There no menu, you get what's coming to you 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted April 6, 2021 Share Posted April 6, 2021 A gay guy goes into a butchers. He asks "can I have a mince round?" "Naw" says the butcher, "you can stay on that side of the counter like everyone else." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishop Briggs Posted April 6, 2021 Share Posted April 6, 2021 I Should Be So Lucky! 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted April 8, 2021 Share Posted April 8, 2021 . 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted April 13, 2021 Share Posted April 13, 2021 How much does a chimney cost? Nothing, it’s on the house. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 13, 2021 Share Posted April 13, 2021 Went to be measured for a suit. The guy asked me, "Do you want buttons on the fly?" I said, "No, I don't mind paying for them." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishop Briggs Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 Watching women’s football reminds me of when I was learning the controls for FIFA. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Play Posted April 15, 2021 Share Posted April 15, 2021 WARNING TO EVERYONE I’ve just had a txt saying I had won a prize draw. I was offered a choice of prizes. I could either take £200 in cash or two tickets to see an Elvis impersonator. The instructions said to scroll further down to select my prize. So it’s 1 for the money and 2 for the show 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 I was sitting on the toilet, angry, and late for work. I thought, “I don’t have time for this shit.” 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishop Briggs Posted April 17, 2021 Share Posted April 17, 2021 How do you make a Belgian waffle? Ask him why they have never won the World Cup. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bishop Briggs Posted April 19, 2021 Share Posted April 19, 2021 Has Wayne Rooney asked the Queen for a date? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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