GordonD Posted August 22, 2021 Share Posted August 22, 2021 1 hour ago, tamthebam said: I woke up last night and the Grim Reaper was standing in the hall. I fought him off with the vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson with Death... I see you're in the Tim Vine Facebook group too... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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buchan30 Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 When i was a child, i used to make my younger brother stick lightbulbs in his mouth.But It was worth it to see his little face light up. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 The wife made a dinner fit for a King. If your dog's called King I've left it beside the bin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 1 hour ago, buchan30 said: When i was a child, i used to make my younger brother stick lightbulbs in his mouth. But It was worth it to see his little face light up. Gomez Addams found.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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tamthebam Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 Just now, buchan30 said: Unlike Dunfermline Dick Campbell's Arbroath have a back up plan in case of floodlight failure at Gayfield... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duszek Posted August 25, 2021 Share Posted August 25, 2021 Swapped all the labels on the spice rack while my wife wasn’t looking. She hasn’t realised yet, but the thyme is cumin. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted August 25, 2021 Share Posted August 25, 2021 I've been paying £2 a month to the Cats Protection League for over a year. I missed 2 payments and they've just been round and broken my cat’s legs. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted August 26, 2021 Share Posted August 26, 2021 Went bobsleighing yesterday. Killed 20 Bobs. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted August 26, 2021 Share Posted August 26, 2021 I just saw an advert for burial plots and thought, that's the last thing I need. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted August 29, 2021 Share Posted August 29, 2021 Went to see a psychologist about my twitter addiction, but it was pointless. Every time I tried to explain, he just said "I'm sorry, I don't follow you" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur daley Posted September 1, 2021 Share Posted September 1, 2021 On 22/08/2021 at 21:41, tamthebam said: I woke up last night and the Grim Reaper was standing in the hall. I fought him off with the vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson with Death... Heard you were fighting like dyson fury , anyone seen my jacket? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Robin.Hood Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 I've got this terrible disease where I can't stop telling airport jokes. My doctor says its terminal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted September 19, 2021 Share Posted September 19, 2021 To whoever stole my depression medication: I hope you’re happy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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