Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 13, 2023 Share Posted February 13, 2023 8 minutes ago, GordonD said: Fish fingers! Yes please! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted February 13, 2023 Share Posted February 13, 2023 35 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: I'm currently loitering at Broughty Ferry beach. Usual Monday, then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 13, 2023 Share Posted February 13, 2023 33 minutes ago, Derry Alli said: Usual Monday, then. Somebody has to. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Diamond Posted February 13, 2023 Share Posted February 13, 2023 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Arch Stanton Posted February 13, 2023 Share Posted February 13, 2023 (edited) 5 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: How do you finger a mermaid btw? I'm not English. Edited February 13, 2023 by Arch Stanton 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 13, 2023 Share Posted February 13, 2023 12 minutes ago, Arch Stanton said: I'm not Irish. Yet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted February 14, 2023 Share Posted February 14, 2023 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted February 14, 2023 Share Posted February 14, 2023 Roses are Red Sharks have big teeth 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 14, 2023 Share Posted February 14, 2023 1 hour ago, jagfox said: Roses are Red Sharks have big teeth Clowns noses are red, They also quite silly, It's an odds on cert, That Thai girl has a willi..........ngness to move to Fife 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted February 16, 2023 Share Posted February 16, 2023 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Diamond Posted February 16, 2023 Share Posted February 16, 2023 On 14/02/2023 at 08:13, jagfox said: Roses are Red Sharks have big teeth Clearly (s)he hasn't heard the chant "they're dirty and they're smelly they come from near Lochgelly, they haven't got a telly, the Cowden Family" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted February 16, 2023 Share Posted February 16, 2023 ^^^ to the tune from The Addams Family for our younger readers. (Look it it chaps, you’ve got the internet). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted February 17, 2023 Share Posted February 17, 2023 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted February 17, 2023 Share Posted February 17, 2023 I used to get a valentine's card every year from a secret admirer, but this year I haven't received it. First my gran dies, now this. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 18, 2023 Share Posted February 18, 2023 I know there's nothing to say. Shush, that's how rumours start. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted February 18, 2023 Share Posted February 18, 2023 The new Star Wars looks a bit (dug) shite? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me Life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night." She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife." "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!” Mary said. The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street Corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary." She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been in there twice in the last four years. Once I had to pull him by the ears to make him come, and the other time he fell asleep". 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted February 25, 2023 Share Posted February 25, 2023 Yer da is growing tomatoes and is calling himself Pablo Tescobar... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beefybake Posted February 25, 2023 Share Posted February 25, 2023 4 hours ago, jagfox said: Yer da is growing tomatoes and is calling himself Pablo Tescobar... Very important to have your own supply of tomatoes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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