Tony Ferrino Posted June 1, 2023 Share Posted June 1, 2023 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted June 2, 2023 Share Posted June 2, 2023 On Tinder she described herself as 5 ft 3 blue eyes, slim body and blonde hair. Met up and had sex with her on the first date! Had to do doggy style though as the 3 eyes were a bit off-putting. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted June 3, 2023 Share Posted June 3, 2023 I threw a bottle of domestos over a copper once. I got charged with bleach of the police. How many bass guitar players does it take to change a lightbulb? None, the piano player does it with his left hand. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustOneCornetto Posted June 3, 2023 Share Posted June 3, 2023 On 02/06/2023 at 00:55, Tony Ferrino said: He looks very sedate 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 6, 2023 Share Posted June 6, 2023 The housing market is shit these days, if you want to pretend you have a posh house, buy a bedsit and one of these and pretend you have an en suite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustOneCornetto Posted June 7, 2023 Share Posted June 7, 2023 All the papers saying that big Ange is the first Australian to manage Spurs, have they forgotten about this man 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PossilYM Posted June 7, 2023 Share Posted June 7, 2023 6 minutes ago, JustOneCornetto said: All the papers saying that big Ange is the first Australian to manage Spurs, have they forgotten about this man lol 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted June 8, 2023 Share Posted June 8, 2023 I asked this girl at work why she's still dating a scruffy homeless bloke who thinks he's Elvis. She replied, "I'm courting a tramp, and I can't walk out!" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Duszek Posted June 16, 2023 Share Posted June 16, 2023 Her: Who's your favourite literary vampire? Me: The one in Sesame Street Her: He doesn't count Me: I can assure you he does 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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scottsdad Posted June 21, 2023 Share Posted June 21, 2023 What's better than having a billion dollars? Oxygen. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Arch Stanton Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 Genuine shop sign in Glasgow Rd, Paisley. I bet Alan has been called a lot worse. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 4 hours ago, Arch Stanton said: Genuine shop sign in Glasgow Rd, Paisley. I bet Alan has been called a lot worse. Opening an Airdriedonians themed cafe in Paisley wasn't a winner then 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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