GordonD Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 10 minutes ago, southernrover said: Two cowboys are out riding the trail when in the distance they see a Native American lying on the ground. One cowboy says to the other 'What they do here is incredible - they listen to the earth and use it to sense danger coming'. So they ride up and ask the man how it's going. 'Buffalo come' he replies. 'Wow, that's amazing, how can you tell?', asks one of the cowboys. 'Ear sticky' Clean version: The Native American tells them "Stagecoach pass here two hours ago." "How can you tell?" the cowboy asks. "Ran over my neck." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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scottsdad Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 My wife was reading Cosmopolitan magazine in bed last night and said to me, "It says here that most women get bored with their husband's sexual efforts after a few years of marriage." "Really love?" I replied, as I continued to thrust away. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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scottsdad Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 Ever since this storm started my wife hasn't stopped looking through the window. If it gets worse I might have to let her back in. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The DA Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 What do you call an Irishman who lives on the porch? Paddy O'Furniture. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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scottsdad Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 I made the mistake of peering through the glory hole in the public toilets. I don't know what came over me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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buchan30 Posted January 31 Share Posted January 31 I have started a new job making chess pieces. I am on Knights next week. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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