southernrover Posted October 5 Share Posted October 5 (edited) 10 hours ago, Arch Stanton said: What are the worst things about being an egg? You only get laid once and it's by your mother. Or the longer version... you only get laid once, smashed once, and the only bird to ever sit on you is your mum Edited October 5 by southernrover 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted October 8 Share Posted October 8 A man is walking past a Jewish cemetery and says to a Rabbi inside "can I bury my cat here on consecrated ground?" The Rabbi says "bury a cat...A CAT in a Jewish cemetery? That would offend everything that Judaism holds sacred". As he walks off the 1st man says "well if I go to the Christian cemetery down the road and give them £10,000 do you think they'd bury my cat?", To which the Rabbi replies "£10,000, why didn't you say it was. Jewish cat?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnderooMFC Posted October 8 Share Posted October 8 Hi guys, I'm looking for sponsors I could use donations to eat triangular Swiss chocolate all month Yes, I'm doing Octoblerone! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarrbridgeSaintee Posted October 8 Share Posted October 8 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted October 9 Share Posted October 9 A bit of a geeky maths joke this one... If you commit 90 sins, you will be caught about half the time. Spoiler Because sin90 = cot45 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Diamond Posted October 9 Share Posted October 9 20 hours ago, CarrbridgeSaintee said: Wid! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted October 9 Share Posted October 9 3 hours ago, Arch Stanton said: A bit of a geeky maths joke this one... If you commit 90 sins, you will be caught about half the time. Hide contents Because sin90 = cot45 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted October 9 Share Posted October 9 7 hours ago, Arch Stanton said: A bit of a geeky maths joke this one... If you commit 90 sins, you will be caught about half the time. Reveal hidden contents Because sin90 = cot45 I didn't laugh cos I don't find maths jokes funny and now I want to tan your hide 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HI HAT Posted October 10 Share Posted October 10 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gfrhandyman Posted October 10 Share Posted October 10 (edited) Read the comments.It was funny to me VID-20241010-WA0000.mp4 Edited October 10 by gfrhandyman -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted October 10 Share Posted October 10 5 minutes ago, gfrhandyman said: Read the comments.It was funny to me VID-20241010-WA0000.mp4 1.3 MB · 0 downloads f**king terrible. Sorry, but it's just a list of lazy old tropes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted October 10 Share Posted October 10 5 hours ago, scottsdad said: f**king terrible. Sorry, but it's just a list of lazy old tropes. did a certain Scottish comedian who appears regularly on the radio on a Saturday write it... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted October 11 Share Posted October 11 My therapist said I have trouble expressing my emotions…. Can’t say I’m surprised! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Silvio Tattiescone Posted October 11 Share Posted October 11 I wish I'd bought my baked beans online. Heinz site's a wonderful thing. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted October 11 Share Posted October 11 Dog Walkers. Worst crisp flavour ever 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted October 11 Share Posted October 11 3 minutes ago, Silvio Tattiescone said: Dog Walkers. Worst crisp flavour ever Tastes like collieflower. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted October 11 Share Posted October 11 15 minutes ago, Loonytoons said: Tastes like collieflower. Boxer chips 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted October 11 Share Posted October 11 32 minutes ago, Loonytoons said: Tastes like collieflower. 17 minutes ago, alta-pete said: Boxer chips Pecanese 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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