Grim O'Grady Posted March 23, 2016 Share Posted March 23, 2016 My turds, however, had the smell and consistency of melted rubber when I was in the States fifteen years ago. That can't be good, surely, but I seem to have survived. Well safe sex was all the rage back them in America. God bless them. Grimbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killienick Posted March 23, 2016 Share Posted March 23, 2016 Your pish shouldn't smell pishy at all. I'm confused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted March 23, 2016 Share Posted March 23, 2016 People are not drinking enough water. Your pish shouldn't smell pishy at all. If your pish smell too pishy there's something wrong. Also, drink more water. ^^^ Pish-stained jaikey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted March 23, 2016 Share Posted March 23, 2016 "Sugar Puff Pish" sounds like it should be a line in the REM song "It's the end of the world and we know it (and I feel fine)" The other night I dreamt a nice continental drift divide Mountains sit in a line, Su-gar Puff Pish Leonid Brezhnev, Lenny Bruce, and Lester Bangs Birthday party, cheesecake, jellybean, boom You symbiotic, patriotic, slam but neck, right? Right Though I'm sure they amended the radio edit to "Leonard Bernstein". WRT Asparagus pish - The paltry amount of asparagus consumption required to leave your pish absolutely howling is immensely and annoyingly small. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted March 23, 2016 Share Posted March 23, 2016 It's mercaptan in asparagus that makes your pish smell so bad. (Still love the stuff though ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killienick Posted March 23, 2016 Share Posted March 23, 2016 It's mercaptan in asparagus that makes your pish smell so bad. (Still love the stuff though ) What, pish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Believe The Hype Posted March 23, 2016 Share Posted March 23, 2016 Pish can most definitely smell like sugar puffs without eating them. Deeboy kens the script amirite! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted March 23, 2016 Share Posted March 23, 2016 Pish can most definitely smell like sugar puffs without eating them. Deeboy kens the script amirite! Maybe it's the opposite. Maybe sugar puffs smell like pish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 23, 2016 Share Posted March 23, 2016 I've had asparagus a few times with (disappointingly) no whiff of the supposed smell. At least I think it was asparagus and not some sort of flower still waiting to bloom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted March 23, 2016 Share Posted March 23, 2016 They taste like shite that's for sure. I was going to say that, but thought about the "you know what shite tastes like?" retort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted March 23, 2016 Author Share Posted March 23, 2016 Sugar Puffs are amazing, you c***s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 23, 2016 Share Posted March 23, 2016 I had asparagus with my dinner tonight. I can report that my pish was almost immediately honking of it. I'm not eating sugar puffs though. I'm not a pikey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted March 23, 2016 Share Posted March 23, 2016 I had asparagus with my dinner tonight. I can report that my pish was almost immediately honking of it. I'm not eating sugar puffs though. I'm not a pikey. Did the maid let you know after she emptied your chamber pot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 23, 2016 Share Posted March 23, 2016 Did the maid let you know after she emptied your chamber pot?I didn't want to leave it to chance. I summoned her to my chambers by ringing the bell. On entering, I asked her to pull back the bed curtains, where she found me in a quite excited state. I asked her to look in the chamber pot as I was sure that I had seen blood, and being quite squeamish, I couldn't look myself for fear of fainting dead away. Once she obediently had a look, I poured it over her head and shouted "Does that reek of fucking Asparagus, aye?" (Extract taken from Sherlock Holmes Casebook : The Curious Case of the Pishy Miasma) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted March 23, 2016 Share Posted March 23, 2016 I didn't want to leave it to chance. I summoned her to my chambers by ringing the bell. On entering, I asked her to pull back the bed curtains, where she found me in a quite excited state. I asked her to look in the chamber pot as I was sure that I had seen blood, and being quite squeamish, I couldn't look myself for fear of fainting dead away. Once she obediently had a look, I poured it over her head and shouted "Does that reek of fucking Asparagus, aye?" (Extract taken from Sherlock Holmes Casebook : The Curious Case of the Pishy Miasma) I've read that one. It didn't end too well for Sir Woods-Bear. His pantaloons stunk of asparagus after meeting his demise at the hands of a puddle drinking fish smoker from Arbroath on a Sub Crusade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 23, 2016 Share Posted March 23, 2016 meanwhile in Castle Grayskull's bogs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 23, 2016 Share Posted March 23, 2016 Well safe sex was all the rage back them in America. Well played. Walked into that one It's mercaptan in asparagus that makes your pish smell so bad. (Still love the stuff though ) As in, "she cannae take any mercaptan, she's gonnae blow"? I didn't want to leave it to chance. I summoned her to my chambers by ringing the bell. On entering, I asked her to pull back the bed curtains, where she found me in a quite excited state. I asked her to look in the chamber pot as I was sure that I had seen blood, and being quite squeamish, I couldn't look myself for fear of fainting dead away. Once she obediently had a look, I poured it over her head and shouted "Does that reek of fucking Asparagus, aye?" (Extract taken from Sherlock Holmes Casebook : The Curious Case of the Pishy Miasma) f**k DundeeBarry, I'd contribute to a crowdfunder to get that book in the shops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted March 24, 2016 Share Posted March 24, 2016 I can confirm that I too suffer from Asparagus pish. Shame as it's quite tasty for a green. Eating sugar puffs past primary school age is completely unacceptable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted March 24, 2016 Author Share Posted March 24, 2016 Eating sugar puffs past primary school age is completely unacceptable. I hate you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Koop Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 Sugar Puffs are nothing compared to the adhesive power of a soggy corn flake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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