Mortar Bored Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 ^^^would have dished out the telt by kicking over Mortar Boreds can of cider and a volley of verbal abuse in the middle of Falkirk High St..... I am highly offended by this! I might be a jake-ball, but I draw the line at visiting Falkirk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 G Group of friends, I was being economical with my prose. He's 3 years older than me and is a sad lonely old jakey, and has been since his 20s I thought that was you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted July 2, 2016 Author Share Posted July 2, 2016 ^^^Bitter about a light-hearted jibe about his age on the Corrie thread! <<< still absolutely furious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 I thought that was you. No sarge, I'm a sad and lonely not-quite-so-old ex-jakey, with a job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 No sarge, I'm a sad and lonely not-quite-so-old ex-jakey, with a jobI was joking of course, I thought you were hanging out some American bint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 I was joking of course, I thought you were hanging out some American bint. I thought that was Swampy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 I was joking of course, I thought you were hanging out some American bint. Working on it, Sarge, working on it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 "Got to look after my cat" Pretty sure it can fend for itself for an evening, or a whole week if you chucked it outside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 Went to a barbecue party on a beautiful summer's day at couple of newly wed's. The husband's friends and family were all swigging beers and munching in the garden, hers spent the whole afternoon watching Big Brother live in the sitting room. You are friends with scumbags. On a similar note, a pal of mine went to a small engagement party in a house where everyone say and watched the first live "Eastenders" episode a few years back! You are friends with someone who is friends with scumbags. I was out with my wife for a meal just before Xmas. We were sat at the table with a large plasma screen showing the Xfactor final on the wall beside us. As the big moment came to announce the winner of who gives a shit, the entire restaurant including waitresses are staring in our direction. The temptation to push that off button was incredible. You ate in a place full of scumbags. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddieInDundee Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 Quite a few of my pals are still in hospitality and seem to forget I'm not anymore, and still phone me at quarter past midnight telling me to 'get my arse down to the pub'. Fortunately I don't have to be particularly creative in my excuses for that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Believe The Hype Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 Not an excuse for missing a night out, but when I was at school a boy in my year was off one day, his excuse to the teacher was that his dad ran over a rabbit the night before. Bizarre. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ginger Prince Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 Being a Dad is always the trump card to get out of a night out no questions asked. 'Sorry boys, have to get the wee man tonight'. Works a treat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 Being a Dad is always the trump card to get out of a night out no questions asked. 'Sorry boys, have to get the wee man tonight'. Works a treat. "I've got a Scouts thing tonight" in my case, although I very rarely make poor excuses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 Nobody bothers asking me on nights out as they know i won't want to go. I like it that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 Nobody bothers asking me on nights out as they know i won't want to go. I like it that way. That's not why they don't ask you, m9. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 That's not why they don't ask you, m9. Well they would have reached these conclusions If they existed in real life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 You ate in a place full of scumbags.Agreed.I'd imagine that result was so imporant that if I asked anyone who was there that night who won? They wouldn't have a clue. X factor viewers are a strange lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 Just clocked a Tweet that some random boy has posted: it's a series of screenshots of his group chat and one of the boys has announced that he won't be going to T in the Park because he has to see his girlfriend's dance show on the Friday night and her family won't be there so he's going for support. When he got called out on the bullshit (turns out the girlfriend is going to TITP herself), he reveals that it is in fact his girlfriend's sister's dance show that he's going to. BEASTLY and shitebag behaviour. ETA: it's actually quite a nice gesture but it's overshadowed by the fact that he appears to have left his pals in a very shite position in terms of pre-arranged driving arrangements etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 Grimbo must have a journal of these excuses given the success of the Edinburgh Pub Crawl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 Just clocked a Tweet that some random boy has posted: it's a series of screenshots of his group chat and one of the boys has announced that he won't be going to T in the Park because he has to see his girlfriend's dance show on the Friday night and her family won't be there so he's going for support. When he got called out on the bullshit (turns out the girlfriend is going to TITP herself), he reveals that it is in fact his girlfriend's sister's dance show that he's going to. BEASTLY and shitebag behaviour. ETA: it's actually quite a nice gesture but it's overshadowed by the fact that he appears to have left his pals in a very shite position in terms of pre-arranged driving arrangements etc. Doing his girlfriends sister. Tap Boi! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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