Sweet Pete Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 I'm starting to think that the guy was slagging your virility and you just mistakenly thought he was calling you a drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 Anyone else ever had one of those sperm count tests? They apparently only give you one of two results: "Abnormal" (or something similar), or "Reasonably Normal". Reasonably fucking normal? Thanks for that, mate. Talk about damning with faint praise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 Must take ages to count them all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 Jaffa is a homosexual slur where I am from. (West Ferry.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 Pretty certain I first discovered the word "shan" and its derivatives from the Hibs boys on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 I'm starting to think that the guy was slagging your virility and you just mistakenly thought he was calling you a drunk. No - he started laughing at something I said and said "you are what we would call a Jaffa" then said "jaffa cake - jakey alcoholic b*****d" he said it tongue in cheek obviously as I am far more erudite than him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 1 minute ago, throbber said: No - he started laughing at something I said and said "you are what we would call a Jaffa" then said "jaffa cake - jakey alcoholic b*****d" he said it tongue in cheek obviously as I am far more erudite than him. Maybe just implying you've killed your swimmers with all of the ethanol? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 There was nothing insinuated about my sperm count ffs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 1 minute ago, throbber said: There was nothing insinuated about my sperm count ffs! You should just ask him, really. I doubt he'll get the impression that you're sensitive about the issue and cruelly exploit it in future interactions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 I went and doubled checked with him today what the word was again and what it meant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 1 minute ago, throbber said: I went and doubled checked with him today what the word was again and what it meant! Well, that's all sorted, then. The state of your tadpoles will surely never be impugned on P&B again. Top banana. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 Back on topic - has anyone ever used a low sperm count to get out of a night out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted July 11, 2016 Author Share Posted July 11, 2016 28 minutes ago, throbber said: Back on topic - has anyone ever used a low sperm count to get out of a night out? To get out of a night in perhaps...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 30 minutes ago, throbber said: Back on topic - has anyone ever used a low sperm count to get out of a night out? Not quite, but I'm pretty sure I've used the phrase "I've spunked all my cash on fast women / slow horses" and not been able to go out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 1 hour ago, Mozzamozza said: Haw. What have you done with throbber? Give us back our throbber. I have been reading a thesaurus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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