Romeo Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 (edited) Philpy says he's getting banned Up and applaud we will stand He thinks that we will all be sad but the majority will all be glad His patter it is it truly rank Like throbbers sock it really stank So goodbye Philpy, farewell, adieu Your posts they stank like 8miles poo Edited August 10, 2016 by Romeo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 12 minutes ago, philpy said: Roses are red Violets are blue Im probably getting binned It was nice knowing you. The new, new philpy must stay. Comedy genius. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 1 minute ago, J_Stewart said: The new, new philpy must stay. Comedy genius. Hey hey hey FTFY G-Bo(re) -3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 There is a young poster named throbber He's taking his girl to Paisley to knob her He attracted many tips About his terrible chips And for sticking a sock on his chopper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 Lee Wallace, Tedi and Granny DangerThree arseholes who are happy to grass up a strangerAll over the word b***tMy, the last few days on here been a feastWho will be next for the chop?My guess is Philpy, for he is a cock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ira Gaines Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 Can't believe I read through four pages of this absolute pish. Probably worse than the pun club, and that's saying something. -1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 5 minutes ago, Randy Giles said: Can't believe I read through four pages of this absolute pish. Probably worse than the pun club, and that's saying something. ^^^Doesn't even rhyme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 38 minutes ago, Randy Giles said: Can't believe I read through four pages Given your attention-span I can't believe it either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ira Gaines Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 1 minute ago, The_Kincardine said: Given yzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 Looks like Nizzy may well have deleted the original head's gone thread in advance of having a cranium detachment of his own. Some strange stuff going on in the Dundee thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 Can any of the other mods do us a favour - make sure nizzy gets nowhere near a gun please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 Like I said earlier, he has had some bizarre hatred of me for about ten years. Stooping to pretty low levels tonight though. That is pretty bizarre. There are times when you've been a c**t to me, but I'd never harbour any hatred. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 3 hours ago, Randy Giles said: Can't believe I read through four pages of this absolute pish. Probably worse than the pun club, and that's saying something. Yeah, the iambic pentameter club doesn't have the same ring to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barn Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 17 minutes ago, StandFree03 said: Like I said earlier, he has had some bizarre hatred of me for about ten years. Stooping to pretty low levels tonight though. Nizzy is the embodiment of heads gone right now, just looked through that Dundee thread... woft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 Just had a wee skim through the last couple of pages.Dear lord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 That Slippery post was a fucking masterpiece Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 2 hours ago, StandFree03 said: Like I said earlier, he has had some bizarre hatred of me for about ten years. Stooping to pretty low levels tonight though. Do you think he's stooping to low levels because he mentioned your kid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 This chap Mozza Mozza, Has been banned and it's a great lossa, I quite liked his puns, They were really quite fun, But many thought he was just a tossa. Wat da fuq? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 Mozza = lossa = tossa? WTF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mon Dieu Posted August 10, 2016 Author Share Posted August 10, 2016 Poets everywhere. @Poet of the Macabre has a name to live up to. @Black and White Tragic has lived up to theirs... 14 hours ago, Black and White Tragic said: Me no Hibee vicious Me broke lifetime Par Me be disapprovin' wholly mare you are Notify your Hibernian 'Cause you're never coming back I'm the famous Tragic, White and Black And your price encumbers Bill, dumb thing stinks I do mind payin' it for the kids (So come on) Easter Road Take a hike (yeah) (You'll be doin' it all right) Dump your board, in a pig sty 'Cause my kids are alright You've got a reputation Well I guess Easter Road will remain unexplored You're off dancing with the Falkirk hoardes Take a hiding and leave miserably? I'll make other plans The purpose of a Pars fan is to love Geggan And your price encumbers Bill, dumb thing stinks I do mind paying it for the kids (So come on) Easter Road Take a hike (yeah) (You'll be doin' it all right) Dump your board, in a pig sty 'Cause my kids are alright I'm gonna give Geggan all of my loving Andy Geggan's getting all of my love I'm gonna give Geggan all of my loving Andy Geggan's getting all of my love I'm gonna give Geggan all of my loving Andy Geggan's getting all of my love I'm gonna give Geggan all of my loving Andy Geggan's getting all of my love Not coming down from the ceiling I'm going to get so high I couldn't do what I wanted to do If Hibs had bled my wallet dry You can just believe me Your wife's a minger, I understand Well not like a summers baby A bit of a hag Easter Road Take a hike, yeah (You'll be doin' it all right) Dump your board, in a pig sty, yeah Easter Road Take a hike, yeah (You'll be doin' it all right) Dump your board, in a pig sty, yeah So not paying Hibs prices, until I win the lottery, born '71 There's only one of me Single-handedly fuckin' with Hibs economy Ain't no chance of Pie and Bovril dropping me Rest be asking does Mon Dieu care for sodomy I know, yeah, most probably I won't be looking for no apology Not missing watchin', your Marvin Bartley But for now I'm off to study female biology Grabs a hooker, don't follow me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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