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17 minutes ago, Günther said:

Well it's likely JStewart will be balls deep in a sheep (probably dead) so unfortunately the poor thing will no doubt end up getting in the way of the watering. 

Funny thing is, I didn't know who JStewart was until he started his online obsession with me :lol:

You're a fucking creep.

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33 minutes ago, 1320Lichtie said:

Beith v Morton thread is heating up. Not quite a patch on the stuff happening the last few days mind you, but reasonably funny all the same. VT stirring the pot nicely and a few junior fans having a right good go at each other.

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ODE TO 8 MILE.


Red dot me here.  Red dot me there
To the untrained eye, you might think I don't care.
But we all have our triggers,
When it all takes it's toll,
then I'll call up your boss
and get you the dole

 

No one is off-limits, when the red mist comes down. 
I'll kick through your cider,
Get the f**k out my town!
dare not to comply, then you'll know what I'll do,
pick a shite from ma arse hole and I'll fling it at you.

 


Because you wrote me a poem, I will come after you
But Perthshire is vast,
and it's quite* scenic too
I target everyone who gets me annoyed
suck it up shitey-paws, this c**t's self-employed

 

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*  the word quite was used because it fitted the poem better than exceptional.  

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48 minutes ago, 1320Lichtie said:

Beith v Morton thread is heating up. Not quite a patch on the stuff happening the last few days mind you, but reasonably funny all the same. VT stirring the pot nicely and a few junior fans having a right good go at each other.

PC Cabe seems to have been resurrected so no doubt a full blown meltdown will shortly ensue...

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4 minutes ago, Randy Giles said:

Do folk actually believe this KarlMarx fellow is actually pccabe?

He seems angry enough, but I'm not big on the guess the alias thing, tbh.

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1 minute ago, Randy Giles said:

The anger is the only thing there. There's absolutely no chance that it's pccabe. You'd only need to read one of pccabe's posts again to figure it.

He does mention something about grounds he's worked at too. 

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To merge the raging PMs/McCabe chat for a second, I've just remembered getting a seething PM from someone on here claiming to be the popo. Don't think it was McCabe though (I've since cleared the message), was there another guy claiming to be a copper on here at one point? 

It was after the Buchanan St jewellery heist. The guy was giving it big licks about "intelligence techniques that cannot be divulged to civilians" or whatever. I told him nobody was asking for his Walter Mitty ITK patter and I got an absolute seethefest to read as a result.

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