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1 hour ago, Günther said:

Well it's likely JStewart will be balls deep in a sheep (probably dead) so unfortunately the poor thing will no doubt end up getting in the way of the watering. 

Funny thing is, I didn't know who JStewart was until he started his online obsession with me :lol:

I very rarely join in a bandwagon of slagging on here but you really are an utter weirdo like. 

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10 minutes ago, tree house tam said:

Kilbowie is the filth.

Found the thread, that's the one.

He ensured the concerned citizenry of P&B that the assailants would be caught using techniques we didn't need to know about. He also let us know that if he was there he probably would have used his training to remove one of the hammer carrying thugs hoodies for the lab.

I got a bloody good telling off for my cheek after that thread.

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Okay.

As I'm not much of an active member on the board these days, I'm quite careful to not get drawn into tit-for-tat. Actually, I've not done an MS Paint drawing in almost two years. This subject, however, has annoyed me and I think it's worth covering.

It's all been said in this thread, so I'll get straight down to business and let the drawing do the talking.

I call this one 'Caught Brown-Handed'.

brownhanded.jpg

As we all know, Bobby Skidmarks is a pretty prominent member of our fine community. What many of you don't know, however, is that Bobby is a sex worker.

The cold, hard streets of Polwarth are a difficult place to ply his trade. Inflation is rising, demand is shrinking and the area has changed. Times are tough; especially when there are people out to get you. With Red Dots. Luckily, Bobby's pimp, Raul, is an understanding c**t that doesn't give the faintest glimmer of a f**k regarding complaints. Unless, that is, it gets in the way of Bobby selling his Fanny Posters — 'Posters of Famous Fannies'.

Regardless, the unfortunate set of circumstances that tried to fling Oor Boab off his sales target, also flung a few spanners in the works. Spanners that were scented, shaped and flavoured like shit.

Human shit.

Anyway, I hope you all enjoy this and that it reminds you to play nice.

Thank you.

Edited by LiamDFC
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20 minutes ago, LiamDFC said:

Okay.

As I'm not much of an active member on the board these days, I'm quite careful to not get drawn into tit-for-tat. Actually, I've not done an MS Paint drawing in almost two years. This subject, however, has annoyed me and I think it's worth covering.

It's all been said in this thread, so I'll get straight down to business and let the drawing do the talking.

I call this one 'Caught Brown-Handed'.

brownhanded.jpg

As we all know, Bobby Skidmarks is a pretty prominent member of our fine community. What many of you don't know, however, is that Bobby works in a sex shop.

The cold, hard streets of Polwarth are a difficult place to ply his trade. Inflation is rising, demand is shrinking and the area has changed. Times are tough; especially when there are people out to get you. With Red Dots. Luckily, Bobby's pimp, Raul, is an understanding c**t that doesn't give the faintest glimmer of a f**k regarding complaints. Unless, that is, it gets in the way of Bobby selling his Fanny Posters — 'Posters of Famous Fannies'.

Regardless, the unfortunate set of circumstances that tried to fling Oor Boab off his sales target, also flung a few spanners in the works. Spanners that were scented, shaped and flavoured like shit.

Human shit.

Anyway, I hope you all enjoy this and that it reminds you to play nice.

Thank you.

You make me proud to support Dundee 

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Well it's likely JStewart will be balls deep in a sheep (probably dead) so unfortunately the poor thing will no doubt end up getting in the way of the watering. 



Horrendous Gunther. :lol:


How the f**k did you manage to chat up your Mrs when that's yer banter. f**k me man.
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