Dee Man Posted September 1, 2019 Share Posted September 1, 2019 1 minute ago, Dele said: I'd be up for that tbh. Also @Dee Man, I don't wear glasses you cheeky swine. Hence the apology, but it was the closest likeness to Claire I could find and he just happened to be her feeder. What username did she sign up with so we can tag her? Fatdablass or something like that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 1, 2019 Share Posted September 1, 2019 3 hours ago, Stellaboz said: I still maintain Lionel Blair is a nonce. Who will ever forget the show's, now famous, commonwealth tour, when Lionel Blair jumped up and displayed his Passage To India for the full two minutes! No one who witnessed the event will ever forget the sparkle in Lionel Blair's eye as he received Free Willy from Michael Aspel for two minutes! Who can ever forget opposing team captain Una Stubbs sitting open mouthed as he tried to pull off Twelve Angry Men in under two minutes! Give Us A Clue was made all the better by it's resident expert Lionel Blair, who was particularly good at the films of Richard Gere. Who can forget the gleam of satisfaction in his eye when he was given Yanks by Michael Aspel for two minutes! Who will ever forget the relish in Lionel Blair's eye as he got stuck into Howard's End for two minutes! In the original, the ever energetic Lionel Blair would mime the titles of TV shows against a strict time limit, and who can fail to remember the occasion he scored double points by using both hands in different actions to finish off One Man & His Dog in under thirty seconds! The undoubted master was Lionel Blair who used to work himself to a frazzle leaping up to be given his films titles on cards. Even when Lionel collapsed over the chairman's desk receiving The Dirty Dozen, he could still cope with The Sting afterwards... The undisputed master of the game was Lionel Blair, whose TV career has sadly waned of late. He did, however, recently audition for I'm A Celebrity - Get Me Out Of Here!. Lionel's challenge was to sail a raft across a river with a small crew, but sadly the raft hit a rock and sank, and what a look of horror there was on Ant's face when Lionel went down with both hands on Dec... His live performances were always loudly praised by his team mates. Una Stubbs recalls listening through the dressing room wall as Christopher Biggins and Melvyn Hayes were still gushing ten minutes after Lionel blew them away on tour... Possibly the most versatile performer was Lionel Blair, and no one will ever forget the occasion he was given A Town Like Alice, when he chose to do a silent impression of the author. Such was the performance, Una Stubbs gasped in amazement when she saw Neville Shute in Lionel's face... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 19 hours ago, The Gifted Sub said: Wid. Too fucking true! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 8 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Too fucking true! Lionel Blair? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 Lionel Blair?NONCE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 Poor old Lionel was hoping Officer Yewtree would come for him, but he never arrived at Lionel's back door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 20 hours ago, Dee Man said: With apologies to Dele for the visual representation, but this is what I imagine their first date to look like... Cosgrove and Cowan looking well. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 20 hours ago, Dee Man said: With apologies to Dele for the visual representation, but this is what I imagine their first date to look like... That wee salad in the middle went straight in the bin. Not the big pink one, the real bin. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 8 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: That wee salad in the middle went straight in the bin. Not the big pink one, the real bin. The only exercise she's had in her life is when she ran past the salad bar in Pizza Hut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 The only exercise she's had in her life is when she ran past the salad bar in Pizza Hut. Ran? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 9 hours ago, Scary Bear said: Ran? Waddled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 Waddled.Oozed I think is the term Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 41 minutes ago, weirdcal said: 54 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: Waddled. Oozed I think is the term They'd need to butter the doors to get her in. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 They'd need to butter the doors to get her in.Surely the doors would be eaten at any trace of butter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 underpar verging on heid's gaun territory in the Brechin City forum... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotfree Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 On 03/09/2019 at 17:31, Sergeant Wilson said: They'd need to butter the doors to get her in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 James Martin on Twitter about Fireman Sam. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted September 16, 2019 Share Posted September 16, 2019 The La Liga thread is ruined, astonished that this has not featured on here until now to be honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted September 16, 2019 Share Posted September 16, 2019 The La Liga thread is ruined, astonished that this has not featured on here until now to be honest. I had a look in yesterday and see where it was going. Shame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 16, 2019 Share Posted September 16, 2019 Rabs time on the naughty step done him no favours then eh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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