Fullerene Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 2 hours ago, Inanimate Carbon Rod said: Tbf they come from a place with a historical gene pool so stupid they hung a monkey thinking it was French. Hartlepool being wiped out by brexit would be a positive. Maybe if we just had a ban on monkeys that would sort them out. Actually, come to think of it, just take them to the zoo and ask them to point out the Germans, Italians, Swedes, Greeks and so on. This could all be easier than we thought. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 2 hours ago, Inanimate Carbon Rod said: Tbf they come from a place with a historical gene pool so stupid they hung a monkey thinking it was French. Hartlepool being wiped out by brexit would be a positive. What nationality was the monkey? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 1 minute ago, Snafu said: After a few ales the monkey spoke to them in a foreign tongue of which those present decided that it must be French since they had never heard such a tongue. And like true noble Brits they acted in fury upon that which they didn't understand as their ancestors had previously burned woman by fire to death for failure of the land and sea harvests. It has to be said that the monkey died a true Frenchman swearing and cursing his protests until the end. Not convinced. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 Heidi Allen the next one to bail out to the libs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 Tldr 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pet Jeden Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 What a cunning plan Snafu. And with the helpful provision of this list, the Brexiters can also boycott the Remain-leaning companies. Then, with our joint efforts we can make the whole country 50% poorer. Genius. You weren't one of Phil Hammond's SpAds by any chance? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 35 minutes ago, Snafu said: The Telegraph (although after the referendum, appears to be more balanced) Eh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 I take it Dyson voices his support for brexit via a conference call from his swish penthouse pad in Singapore ?? I'm a Shark man (in a floor cleaning kinda way) and would never consider buying one of his overpriced pieces of apparatus, even more so now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 35 minutes ago, Pet Jeden said: What a cunning plan Snafu. And with the helpful provision of this list, the Brexiters can also boycott the Remain-leaning companies. Then, with our joint efforts we can make the whole country 50% poorer. Genius. You weren't one of Phil Hammond's SpAds by any chance? Au contraire, i'm not so sure most people are aware of where allegiances lie with businesses, other than probably the mainstream media and newspapers. However, the publication of who wants what will be circulated quickly but most people will continue to shop or buy what they always do. Most have their views and feelings about brexit, but not sufficient to change their normal routines. I, on the other hand, will avoid those on the left on the list to the best of my ability 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 2 hours ago, Snafu said: Mmm yeah, when do we invade Belgium? Shhhhhhh! There are no plans to invade Belgium. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 12 minutes ago, Snafu said: A bit like your football team. Aye just the 100% league record. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 6 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Aye just the 100% league record. Oh dear. You sound like one of those smug people who voted Leave. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LongTimeLurker Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 18 minutes ago, Fullerene said: Shhhhhhh! There are no plans to invade Belgium. ...and pay no attention to that man behind the curtain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 13 minutes ago, Fullerene said: Oh dear. You sound like one of those smug people who voted Leave. Really shite segue. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
O'Kelly Isley III Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 I don't remember you complaining when the long list of Rangers creditors was released. [emoji1] A few interesting names in the leave, Wetherspoons, Dixons (who own Currys, PC World + Carphone Warehouse) Reebok and Next and they can all shove a Dyson up their arse. I haven't set foot in a Wetherspoon's since that p***k Martin introduced his propagandised beermats. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jedi Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 Presume that we are facing three indicative votes (again) next month or whenever the Commons meets again...No Deal, some form of WA that Johnson cobbles together and a 2nd Ref. Chances are that all three will be voted down (No Deal definitely will be)...so the legal mechanism to force him to ask for an extension kicks in. At that point he is either has to go through with it or resign..if he resigns (doubt it), someone has to still legally ask for an extension. As a GE is then a certainty, presumably the EU will grant one, and back to square one we probably go with a hung parliament. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sureiknow Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 philyerboots has got a hold of sureiknow's log in details, and he's forgotten that we're only interested in the dogs. Here's a dog for everyone: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jedi Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 Assuming a hung parliament following the failed attempt to get consensus on any of the three 'options' is there is a chance that the EU will say at that point 'you have to revoke A50 now'? as with a hung parliament the whole thing just goes round in circles again....vote on No Deal, 2nd Ref and WA...vote them all down, rinse and repeat ad nauseam. If it reaches that sort of gridlock after a GE revocation must surely be a live option........only thing which could change the scene ironically would be a clear Tory majority from the GE and just can't see that. If he can''t get a WA through next month, I don't think Brexit will ever happen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 When was the red Brexit bus wheeled out? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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