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:lol: FFS.

I'm not sure how cool you can be in hell?

I'm pretty certain the size of your wang is missing from there. Cannae look cool withoot a bulge bulging oot in your underpants man. Doesn't matter one jot the size of your cars fucking huge engine if your packing a funsize bag of maltesers doonstairs.

My brother used to say "I'm sooo fucking cool I make a fridge like an oven" then we took the piss out of him.

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11 hours ago, alta-pete said:

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587. Happy enough to be in the fridge category even though I'm a fatty.

That's where the calculations go haywire - fat b*****d needs a monster engine to haul his carcass around. Not cool.

Anyway geek is the new cool.  Middle-aged geekness.   Non-driving middle-aged geekness.

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