Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 No doubt they’ll be a bunch of silly hicks that will try the bleach business over the next couple of days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiG Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 I'm off to mainline some Dettol. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 Given that Americans love a lawsuit (See, the state of Missouri) surely even Trump is putting himself at real risk of being sued once yokels start going blind after injecting a large dose of Harpic? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 A few on here will no doubt be up for a line or two of Ajax this weekend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lofarl Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 Well drinking disinfectant never killed father jack. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 7 hours ago, Tony Ferrino said: His new idea is to inject disinfectant into the lungs. To give him credit, killing the patient before COVID does will probably reduce the total number of COVID deaths though. If four years ago anyone had suggested that in the near future the President of the United States would go on television and suggest that people should ingest disinfectant they would have been laughed at. They would have been ridiculed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 Just remembered that Mengele liked injecting bleach into prisoners at Auschwitz.The US will still have all the data they paid Nazi scientists for, so The Donald really hasn't been well briefed at all. Sad! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marty_j Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 https://mobile.twitter.com/Daniel_Lewis3/status/1253482576699969537 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyderspaceman Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 14 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: If four years ago anyone had suggested that in the near future the President of the United States would go on television and suggest that people should ingest disinfectant they would have been laughed at. They would have been ridiculed. And anyone hearing that would imagine that the prez would be carted away by folk in white coats. Also, Quote Last week a federal judge secured a temporary injunction against one organisation, known as the Genesis II Church of Health and Healing, for marketing a product equivalent to industrial bleach as a remedy for coronavirus. My personal view on this is 'fire on, ya bammy b*****ds', the fewer fvckwits we have, the better. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 A few on here will no doubt be up for a line or two of Ajax this weekend.Good side but they miss De Jong and De Ligt IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trainspotter Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 Not that much of a leap from chlorine-washed chicken to Domestos-flushed POTUS, shirley? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 They should save time here, instead of testing the effectiveness of cleaning fluids on the virus, just test the effectiveness of the virus on Kincardine 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 Of course Joe Biden is just as bad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyderspaceman Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 Democrats owning republicans on reddit https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalHumor/comments/cley0h/if_it_wasnt_for_you_damn_meddling_kids_id_have/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 Spot the difference. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirty dingus Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 (edited) HappyToast ★ @IamHappyToast · 2h "Wash thirteen times a day in Domestos, dry yourself on a sunbed each time for two hours, then inject a quart of Dettol, it's so simple, I've been doing it all my life and I look great, don't I look great? people always say I look great" Edited April 24, 2020 by dirty dingus 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieKTID Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 Thought they'd already tried imbleachment. He's one of the worst humans of all time right up there with hitler, pol pot and james corden. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 37 minutes ago, Savage Henry said: Of course Joe Biden is just as bad. Struggling to shake the feeling that Joe Biden isn't giving out life threatening "medical advice" purely because his dementia riddled mind doesn't actually remember that there's a global pandemic going on. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 40 minutes ago, J_Stewart said: Struggling to shake the feeling that Joe Biden isn't giving out life threatening "medical advice" purely because his dementia riddled mind doesn't actually remember that there's a global pandemic going on. "Well, you know, in the Depression my coloured friends used to boil their kids in saltwater when they came down with the typhoid, and it seemed to work just fine, folks." 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 That Giuliani piece on Fox is brilliant for how the host tries to lead him on to mocking the lefty Dem cucktards, then within seconds realises how badly it's backfired. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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