Mark Connolly Posted December 24, 2016 Share Posted December 24, 2016 5 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: I imagine you're having a 'top of the league' dram. A meringue? I'll be having more drams and biscuits than Santa this evening 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 24, 2016 Share Posted December 24, 2016 Quote This thread wil be double the size by this time on Boxing Day... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 24, 2016 Share Posted December 24, 2016 16 hours ago, sureiknow said: Divorced once. Was OK. 2nd marriage over but not divorced. Bit of advice needed. Now my 2nd wife dosent want me to make a will. As it stands if I die it all goes to her. I've got a terminal illness, maybe 2 years left at best. I want to leave half of my estate to my 3 kids. What should I do? I've been thinking. Why don't you spend the lot and leave them all a pile of debt. Drink, drugs and hoors should get you through it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 24, 2016 Share Posted December 24, 2016 2 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: That's fucking rotten, and I'm sorry. Get to a solicitor and get your will sorted ASAP - you shouldn't have to be thinking about this kind of shit in the time you've got left. Make sure they all know what they're getting, and that you don't want to hear any bitching about it. ...then make sure to spend everything on hookers and blow 6 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I've been thinking. Why don't you spend the lot and leave them all a pile of debt. Drink, drugs and hoors should get you through it. I think P+B is reaching a consensus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted December 24, 2016 Share Posted December 24, 2016 On 22 December 2016 at 10:29, MONKMAN said: Spiteful cow still tried to turn the kid against him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 24, 2016 Share Posted December 24, 2016 To engage in a crossover with that Viz Top Tips thread: AVOID costly divorce proceedings by being fundamentally intolerable to other humans. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arbroath.1970 Posted December 25, 2016 Share Posted December 25, 2016 M 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted December 26, 2016 Share Posted December 26, 2016 She turnt the weans against ye mate aye? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted December 26, 2016 Share Posted December 26, 2016 My girlfriend wants to get married but I'm just not interested, mostly due to the fact that a split/divorce would be a b*****d to go through.Also won't marry her until she has nailed the 3 F's both proactively and without complaining:Feed mef**k meLet me play FIFA 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted December 26, 2016 Share Posted December 26, 2016 10 hours ago, Dindeleux said: My girlfriend wants to get married but I'm just not interested, mostly due to the fact that a split/divorce would be a b*****d to go through. Also won't marry her until she has nailed the 3 F's both proactively and without complaining: Feed me f**k me Let me play FIFA Stay strong 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deanburn Dave Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 ........the 4th F......Fill me with beer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'm Brian Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 22 hours ago, Dindeleux said: My girlfriend wants to get married but I'm just not interested, mostly due to the fact that a split/divorce would be a b*****d to go through. Also won't marry her until she has nailed the 3 F's both proactively and without complaining: Feed me f**k me Let me play FIFA The only F you need to worry about is 'Find her keys' If you can manage to do that for her all other F's will come to you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuart. Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 Gdn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuart. Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 Sorry. Posted something in the wrong bit. Hope you all had a nice Christmas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bud1876 Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 Sorry. Posted something in the wrong bit. Hope you all had a nice Christmas. Nah it was shite...every c***s dying 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fifer Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 I tend to agree with folk earlier in the thread with regards people just being scared to be alone. I've always thought in order to be content with someone you should have had the chance to be content on your own. If all you've ever known is who you are when you're with someone then you don't actually know who you are as an individual person. I often get looked down upon (not always obviously, but the way folk talk to you sometimes) for having been single for a couple of years but some of those folk have been with their Mrs since high school and some of them have cheated on each other plenty times. Glad I've had a few years of being single and living on my own. Think it makes you a much better person. But of course I'd say that [emoji23] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 On 12/26/2016 at 21:26, Dindeleux said: My girlfriend wants to get married but I'm just not interested, mostly due to the fact that a split/divorce would be a b*****d to go through. Also won't marry her until she has nailed the 3 F's both proactively and without complaining: Feed me f**k me Let me play FIFA You sound like a real catch! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 2 hours ago, Big Fifer said: I tend to agree with folk earlier in the thread with regards people just being scared to be alone. I've always thought in order to be content with someone you should have had the chance to be content on your own. If all you've ever known is who you are when you're with someone then you don't actually know who you are as an individual person. I often get looked down upon (not always obviously, but the way folk talk to you sometimes) for having been single for a couple of years but some of those folk have been with their Mrs since high school and some of them have cheated on each other plenty times. Glad I've had a few years of being single and living on my own. Think it makes you a much better person. But of course I'd say that You get people on both sides of this who are adamant that the way they've lived is the only way to "truly know yourself" or some bollocks like that. You've got people who have been in relationships for years and look down on single people a bit and then people who can be extremely wanky about how if you've not been single then you don't understand life or some shite - both sets of these people are utter bores. Some people like being with someone, others like being single. People need to stop trying to convince others (and really themselves IMO) that their way is the only way to live. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fifer Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 (edited) 10 minutes ago, Honest_Man#1 said: You get people on both sides of this who are adamant that the way they've lived is the only way to "truly know yourself" or some bollocks like that. You've got people who have been in relationships for years and look down on single people a bit and then people who can be extremely wanky about how if you've not been single then you don't understand life or some shite - both sets of these people are utter bores. Some people like being with someone, others like being single. People need to stop trying to convince others (and really themselves IMO) that their way is the only way to live. Absolutely. People will live the way they want to live. I'm not saying for a second I want to stay single till I'm 80, but by christ I'm delighted I am at 23. I couldn't live the way some of my mates do, but then if they enjoy their relationships then that's what they like. Quite a few couples I know would barely be able to live an adult life if they split up they're so reliant on each other. Edited December 28, 2016 by Big Fifer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 6 hours ago, Duff Man said: Hahahaha!! Can't be anymore true with mines, that and her fuckin phone F***, she's leading a double life... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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