Romeo Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 Just now, welshbairn said: Do you care nothing about the planet? What about the water and energy you're using cleaning the strainer, and starving river and sea dwelling species of valuable nutrition? They can get fucked mate. My toilet is upstairs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 Just now, Romeo said: They can get fucked mate. My toilet is upstairs. ^^^Tedi style attitude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
expatowner Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 under the floorboards. (rented house) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weesiecodal Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 2 hours ago, Hibeesbounce75 said: I think the general idea is once you put the soup down the toilet you then proceed to pull the plug. I don't think anyone would just leave a big toilet bowl of soup lying there. I reckon the barley would take several flushes, is what I'm saying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 Used to work as a chef, quite frequently we'd chuck soup down the toilet, 3ltrs a time somedays. Lentil seemed to flush best from memory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dudu Dahan pal Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 3 hours ago, DA Baracus said: Pull the plug? What sort of mental toilet do you have?! Have you actually been shitting in the bath or sink for years? And by extension, pouring soup down the bath and/or sink? I usually just dig a hole out the back garden and get on with it there. Dont think the neighbours are too happy, however. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JakeSAFC Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 I like soup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 I pour tea down the bog all the time - you can sometimes aim for clingers, and kill two birds with one stone, as it were. 'clingers' [emoji1] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 Again, I have to ask, do you people disposing of perfectly good food not have freezers? Do you cook multiple litres of soup and then just sit eating it before it goes cold? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 5 hours ago, MSU said: "You didn't put the seat down." "You've left skitters sandblasted round the bowl." "You've poured half a gallon of pea and ham down here." "Is this your fucking sandwich floating in there?" There's no pleasing some women. Bold lettering in red?, I started to put the lid down on the lavvy pan just because I wanted to be a c**t so that every time the missus went to the toilet she'd have to lift the fucking lid herself. A few weeks later she asked me to leave the lid up?, to which I replied "Is it too much bother to lift the lid when I have to lift the bloody seat and put it down every time I go for a slash?" I have on occasions left a brown log or two if it stinks to high heaven as a loving reminder of our love for each other. And yes I do flush any left over brothy soup down the toilet because that's the best place to dispose of it, but just for ease of flushing I usually throw a good few sheets of toilet paper on top off the gloopy mess to help it flush away first time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 I'm the sort of sick b*****d who would pour enough tomato soup down the pan to leave the water looking a dramatic red and then exit the bog clutching my arse with a pained look on my face muttering "oooh that curry... never again... me arse is in shreds...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 Why don't you all just leave out in the garden for the animals to eat? Do they still have wildlife in Scotland? If not give it to your pets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 1 hour ago, SlipperyP said: Why don't you all just leave out in the garden for the animals to eat? Do they still have wildlife in Scotland? If not give it to your pets. That definitely wouldn't attract rats imo.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 2 hours ago, SlipperyP said: Why don't you all just leave out in the garden for the animals to eat? Do they still have wildlife in Scotland? If not give it to your pets. seeing as garden wildlife in Scotland is mostly the Scorrie and they are total cnuts then forget this idea... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRob72 Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 Who takes so much soup to work for lunch that they can't finish it off!? Are they bringing it in a Tupperware oil drum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cambozpar Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 10 hours ago, SlipperyP said: Why don't you all just leave out in the garden for the animals to eat? Do they still have wildlife in Scotland? If not give it to your pets. I would give it to my pets but it makes a right fucking mess of the goldfish bowl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 3 hours ago, cambozpar said: I would give it to my pets but it makes a right fucking mess of the goldfish bowl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 I've come to realise the OP had a point. By pouring soup down the cludgie you're just feeding the alligators in the sewers.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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