sjc Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 In light of numerous other personal admissions by a variety of Posters here on P&B, I want to raise the issue of sitting down to piss. Now I'm not sure if it's because of the lovely heated seats we have here or that I find that it empties the bladder better or a combination of both perhaps but I have to admit to being a convert. Maybe I just need my prostate checked! Any other P&Bers do this or should it be added to the P&B beastly acts list like: Baws oot pishing. Day old cold toast. Forward sit down wiping. Pizza scissors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 Standing up shiteing is the way forward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 I sit down to pish if I need one during the night because it's quieter than standing up and waking the baby would mean it would be chopped off and I'd never be able to pish again anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 Just now, Bairnardo said: When badly hungover, the sit down piss is an absolute must. Must also admit to having done so during the night to avoid having to put the light on and add to the awakeness. Any male who bypasses a urinal to go and sit on a pan during normal day to day life is a pizza-scissor user though. We are kindred spirits, brother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grass Is Greener. Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 Aye, often treat myself to a sit doon pish when hungover. Doing this any other time would surely make you a Tedi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted February 16, 2017 Author Share Posted February 16, 2017 3 minutes ago, tongue_tied_danny said: Standing up shiteing is the way forward. This is nothing new for anyone that's had a shit in a contruction site toilet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 I am man. The world is my urinal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 I challenge anyone to piss standing up absolutely blootered without pissing everywhere but in the lavvy pan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 The sit-doon pish is the way ahead... Angusfifer Aged 52 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lofarl Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 The sit doon pish is only acceptable when hungover or otherwise ill. It is not acceptable to do it as an excuse to not turn the light on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 The sit doon pish is acceptable when you feel the need to fart but are unsure of the possible outcome of aforementioned fart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 7 minutes ago, Lofarl said: The sit doon pish is only acceptable when hungover or otherwise ill. It is not acceptable to do it as an excuse to not turn the light on. I once went to a house to do a maintenance inspection and was aghast when I saw a shite on the floor between the bath and the WC. I asked the tenant if he had a dog, he said why and I showed him. His pus went bright red and he said he got up for a shite in the middle of the night and didn't put the light on and must have had one cheek on the bath and the other on the WC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 I'm murder for my flecks of pish landing all over the pan and floor.so out of courtesy I usually sit down to pish when I'm at my in-laws. Sitting down is the only time it's acceptable to get your baws out when pishing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 I feel I'm ahead of the curve here, for once in my 57 years. I mentioned this a few days ago and the correct answer is to install a pissoire just below baw height. No dribbles, no 'aiming' problem and no lavvy seat to deal with. Every hoose should have one: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 1 minute ago, Zen Archer said: I once went to a house to do a maintenance inspection and was aghast when I saw a shite on the floor between the bath and the WC. I asked the tenant if he had a dog, he said why and I showed him. His pus went bright red and he said he got up for a shite in the middle of the night and didn't put the light on and must have had one cheek on the bath and the other on the WC. Most of us have found ourselves in that scenario to be fair. I've not... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 Only time I sit down for a piss is when I think that I need a shite but then discover that I don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pleslie99 Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 A drunken piss whilst standing, one hand on cock, one hand leaning on wall behind toilet/urinal to keep balance trying not to dribble/piss down leg or on trousers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resk Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 I do treat myself to the occasional sit down pish but I'd never sit down if I was pissing over some recently jettisoned spicey lentil. I'd be too feart (if somewhat irrationally) that a rogue bit of carrot would somehow get splashed onto my erse or even worse up my hoop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 In light of numerous other personal admissions by a variety of Posters here on P&B, I want to raise the issue of sitting down to piss. Now I'm not sure if it's because of the lovely heated seats we have here or that I find that it empties the bladder better or a combination of both perhaps but I have to admit to being a convert. Maybe I just need my prostate checked! Any other P&Bers do this or should it be added to the P&B beastly acts list like: Baws oot pishing. Day old cold toast. Forward sit down wiping. Pizza scissors. Wot. Da. Fuq. ? Sorry man but, in my humble opinion, you've just joined the OFTW list. Unless I've been whooshed. Again... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 1 hour ago, Rugster said: I sit down to pish if I need one during the night because it's quieter than standing up and waking the baby would mean it would be chopped off and I'd never be able to pish again anyway. You'll only need it for pishing these days anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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