welshbairn Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 6 hours ago, DA Baracus said: Literally a million? Where do you keep them all? Must be some size of house to fit in a million Everyone knows you can store an infinite amount of tupperware tubs of different sizes slotted together in a finite space you stupid c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 Without lids you can literally do anything. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kennboy1978 Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 Without kids you can literally do anything. Wee edit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 A million Tupperware boxes. You are making too much food imho. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 Wee edit. Having 2 kids now I don't think I've ever seen truer words in print. With a good leaflet and printed tshirt campaign aimed at current school kids this could make scotland great again! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kennboy1978 Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 Having 2 kids now I don't think I've ever seen truer words in print. With a good leaflet and printed tshirt campaign aimed at current school kids this could make scotland great again! Just say no, have a w**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 1 hour ago, welshbairn said: Everyone knows you can store an infinite amount of tupperware tubs of different sizes slotted together in a finite space you stupid c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 Anybody else ever been treated as a mind reader? you know there's something up with your partner but you are supposed to know without being told what the f**k is bothering her. Usually starts off with them showing you that they are either pissed off or annoyed in ways only you can know. Mine does the crossword and taps the pen on the book frantically, breaths in heavy and let's it out with a groan, deliberately makes more noise than usual, they all have their ways to get your attention. So you ask her "Is anything wrong?, are you upset about something?" then you get that look were she stops and stares at you like you are a fucking idiot and so you ask again more carefully this time by adding sweetheart or love in a loving tone. And then comes the bombshell you've been dreading along the lines of of "you know what you did or said". so you ask "what did you do or say" to upset her and then comes the next salvo that fucks your head right up because it is a loaded gun "what's the one thing I have told you not to do or say?" This fucks me up every fucking time time because there are endless things that women tell you not to do or say so you try to remember recently if you have and then stick your neck on the chopping block listing things that make it worse that might be the problem pissing her off more. After a wee while you get to a point where she then gives you a cryptic clue to f**k you up even more like "last Friday" or a place and if you are really lucky both, and then she gets pissed off and then tells what the f**k is going on. My point being why all that fucking drama when she could have just came out with when this first bothered her instead of letting it fester away in her head for days, weeks even and in extreme cases months and years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 4 minutes ago, hellbhoy said: Anybody else ever been treated as a mind reader? you know there's something up with your partner but you are supposed to know without being told what the f**k is bothering her. Usually starts off with them showing you that they are either pissed off or annoyed in ways only you can know. Mine does the crossword and taps the pen on the book frantically, breaths in heavy and let's it out with a groan, deliberately makes more noise than usual, they all have their ways to get your attention. So you ask her "Is anything wrong?, are you upset about something?" then you get that look were she stops and stares at you like you are a fucking idiot and so you ask again more carefully this time by adding sweetheart or love in a loving tone. And then comes the bombshell you've been dreading along the lines of of "you know what you did or said". so you ask "what did you do or say" to upset her and then comes the next salvo that fucks your head right up because it is a loaded gun "what's the one thing I have told you not to do or say?" This fucks me up every fucking time time because there are endless things that women tell you not to do or say so you try to remember recently if you have and then stick your neck on the chopping block listing things that make it worse that might be the problem pissing her off more. After a wee while you get to a point where she then gives you a cryptic clue to f**k you up even more like "last Friday" or a place and if you are really lucky both, and then she gets pissed off and then tells what the f**k is going on. My point being why all that fucking drama when she could have just came out with when this first bothered her instead of letting it fester away in her head for days, weeks even and in extreme cases months and years. I knew you were going to say that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 Just now, Zen Archer said: I knew you were going to say that. I expected your reply and was not disappointed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 1 minute ago, hellbhoy said: I expected your reply and was not disappointed. I do what I do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 14 hours ago, ayrmad said: Phew, I thought Div was transferring itzdrk to mumsnet for a minute there. At least £60 million plus hot tubs for all 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 I'm wearing flip flops today. When we were out in the car I took them off to drive in as I find it uncomfortable with them on. My wife was incredulous that I would do this. She said it was disgusting. Infuriating things you do to your wife thread for this pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 I'm wearing flip flops today. When we were out in the car I took them off to drive in as I find it uncomfortable with them on. My wife was incredulous that I would do this. She said it was disgusting. Infuriating things you do to your wife thread for this pish. Sensible option. Flip flops and driving give me fear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 Flip Flops give me the fear. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 Flip Flops give me the fear. Thats your freakishly hairy hobbit feet that causes that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 4 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said: I'm wearing flip flops today. . Mods, please. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 The inability to tidy her kitchen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 4 minutes ago, throbber said: I'm pretty sure it's an offence to drive bare foot. it is not illegal to drive in the UK with no shoes on. https://www.rac.co.uk/drive/advice/driving-advice/driving-without-shoes-is-it-illegal/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 It's funny how we look at things differently. I'm sure if mumsnet had this thread my missus would post the opposite to this in there but I'm going to call it out in this thread as her reaction infuriates me.In my games room I've got leather recliners. Every night I sit down and slide the recliner out. At whatever time of the morning I decide to go to bed I generally just jump off the couch and leave the recliner open.Every day she goes in (to a room that she doesn't need to go in/has no business going in) and pushes the recliner back in and will then either let out a loud enough sigh before muttering something under her breath, if I'm close enough to hear this, or mention it to me later when I get up "I see you left your recliner open again". It's such a daft thing but it really annoys me. Some nights when I get home from work and see its closed again I wish I could just put her neck in the mechanism and just continually slam the recliner closed until such times that she stops breathing. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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