Tony Ferrino Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 2 hours ago, Chinese Whisperer said: Never cleans the water from the tiles around the bath after a shower. Even worse, hair from various sources blocks the plug hole, meaning I have to pick it out. What kind of a strange c**t doesn't let gravity do that for you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 18 hours ago, hellbhoy said: I like my toast just cooled enough to spread a thin layer of butter as I can't fucking stand bit bits of butter in my mouth and makes me want to throw up. Also is healthier with not a lot of butter imo. Whereas Mrs Hellbhoy likes to clump loads of butter on hers and then we come to her leaving tons of crumbs in the butter itself, the cow. Worse still she leaves the knife stuck in the butter shoving the crumbs inside the block, sometimes with jam and other assorted shite she spreads onto bread.. This is beyond grounds for divorce it is a legitimate defence for murder, No jury of P&B peers would convict with this knowledge of the evilness of her ways. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 Toasty dip dip. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 (edited) I give my dogs a slice of toast each morning. They like it best when still warm and it always has to be buttered. I just slice it all up into little squares and they demolish it. I think they prefer it to their normal food. She never gives them any when I am not in. Edited July 20, 2017 by supermik 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 Doggy toast toast 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 My dog gets dog food. Doggy food food. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 17 minutes ago, supermik said: I give my dogs a slice of toast each morning. They like it best when still warm and it always has to be buttered. I just slice it all up into little squares and they demolish it. I think they prefer it to their normal food. She never gives them any when I am not in. Toasty buttery lick lick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 1 hour ago, Cerberus said: My dog gets dog food. Doggy food food. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 Woofy Bark Bark 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 4 hours ago, supermik said: I give my dogs a slice of toast each morning. They like it best when still warm and it always has to be buttered. I just slice it all up into little squares and they demolish it. I think they prefer it to their normal food. She never gives them any when I am not in. Crispy pets thread for this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 I give my dogs a slice of toast each morning. They like it best when still warm and it always has to be buttered. I just slice it all up into little squares and they demolish it. I think they prefer it to their normal food. She never gives them any when I am not in. Gives his doggo toasty toast toast type post imo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Arsey arsey hole hole. The original title of Middle Of The Road's seminal hit, it's a good thing for them that they changed it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 Just now, Zen Archer said: The original title of Middle Of The Road's seminal hit, it's a good thing for them that they changed it. Dedicated to Chic Young. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kennboy1978 Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 The original title of Middle Of The Road's seminal hit, it's a good thing for them that they changed it. That is superb. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 4 hours ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Cat Dealer? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 26 minutes ago, Tony Ferrino said: Cat Nip Dealer? Sorted that for you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 (edited) typing this from car on drive way. Told her last night we had to leave at 7 this morning to pick up my mate. At 0657 she asks if I want a cup of tea. At 0710 she asks how much time she has and is now in a huff because I explained powerfully how much time she had. I said I was going to wait in car at 0715, it's now 0730. Edited July 21, 2017 by invergowrie arab 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 3 minutes ago, invergowrie arab said: typing this from car on drive way. Told her last night we had to leave at 7 this morning to pick up my mate. At 0657 she asks if I want a cup of tea. At 0710 she asks how much time she has and is now in a huff because I explained powerfully how much time she had. I said I was going to wait in car at 0715, it's now 0730. Dare you to just go. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 typing this from car on drive way. Told her last night we had to leave at 7 this morning to pick up my mate. At 0657 she asks if I want a cup of tea. At 0710 she asks how much time she has and is now in a huff because I explained powerfully how much time she had. I said I was going to wait in car at 0715, it's now 0730. I couldn't cope with that, I'd be off. She needs to learn there are consequences to her actions. You've let this slide for far too long IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 I give my dogs a slice of toast each morning. They like it best when still warm and it always has to be buttered. I just slice it all up into little squares and they demolish it. I think they prefer it to their normal food. She never gives them any when I am not in. Feel free to give yourself a dead arm for being one of those weirdo dog folk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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