M0rtonfc Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 3 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Oh shit. Stay strong mate! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 2 minutes ago, M0rtonfc said: I'm always in the hoose from work before my missus, she then gets in and after about 10 mins she goes "how was your day", I reply almost the same every single time "ayeee was alright, bit busy", she then waits for me to ask her the same question, if I don't she replies almost every single time "my day was fine, thanks for asking". Now this might be nice for some people that your other half asks how your day was but for me it's fucking annoying as most of the time she babblers on for 10 mins about what happened in her stressful day. In other news, last night I was informed that Donna from her work (the woman she introduced me to last year who I have no idea who she is but nod as if I do) is preggers, WHO CARES WOMAN! My wife has a habit of mentioning people whom I haven't a clue about as if I should know their life history. I, too, just nod while thinking "Who? What? Why?". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: Plenty room left in the woods for one more. Aye, under the patio's getting a bit crowded, apparently. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 2 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: My wife has a habit of mentioning people whom I haven't a clue about as if I should know their life history. I, too, just nod while thinking "Who? What? Why?". My wife and Mother in law both tend to do this, tell me fairly innocuous stories about people I don't know. If you're telling me a story about someone I don't know then it has to be pretty spectacular for me to be interested. Why you think I'd be interested that your friend Mary got lost on the way into work one day is totally beyond me. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M0rtonfc Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 2 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: My wife has a habit of mentioning people whom I haven't a clue about as if I should know their life history. I, too, just nod while thinking "Who? What? Why?". Aye it's always the same line " oh listen to this, so Lucy from my old job, you remember Lucy, the girl who went out with Martin, you know Martin I was in Uni with" "oh aye that's right, Martin's ex" *I have no idea who the f**k Martin or this Stupid Lucy is* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 5 minutes ago, M0rtonfc said: you know Martin I was in Uni with He probably tried to rifle her at one point. I'd keep an eye on this c*nt if I was you. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 15 minutes ago, M0rtonfc said: I'm always in the hoose from work before my missus, so i run upstairs and quickly have a w**k. she then gets in and after about 10 mins she goes "how was your day", FTFY 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 throbber strikes me as a 1234 person.He's not that old 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 She’s going to get ideas about what else she doesn’t need you for. What else she can do better herself. I give it 3 months until you’re out on your ear. Bookmarked. If this doesn't happen you'll be hearing from my solicitor. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 3 minutes ago, D.A.F.C said: On 07/01/2019 at 22:15, Miguel Sanchez said: throbber strikes me as a 1234 person. He's not that old I think thats his wife's dress size. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 32 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Surely no one actually did that? There can't genuinely have people who were such cretinous little wrecks? I didn’t even get pocket money 28 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 32 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Surely no one actually did that? There can't genuinely have people who were such cretinous little wrecks? My mate who is about 60 and worked in the shipyards said on pay day there was a queue of wives outside the gate ready to do exactly that, since had they not, the weeks money would have gone directly to the pub. This was a regular thing with fishermen, hilarious to watch. If they hadn’t done it they’d have had nothing to live on. When we went all fancy and got paid straight into the bank, instead of cash, the amount of lads that went beserk was unreal, their wives hadn’t a clue exactly how much they earned. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 19 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Plenty room left in the woods for one more. I may have to investigate the fringes of Angus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 2 minutes ago, heedthebaa said: I didn’t even get pocket money This was a regular thing with fishermen, hilarious to watch. If they hadn’t done it they’d have had nothing to live on. When we went all fancy and got paid straight into the bank, instead of cash, the amount of lads that went beserk was unreal, their wives hadn’t a clue exactly how much they earned. My old man was involved in running the social club of a well known engineering firm back in the 70's. At the time, it was a "men only" club and the wives weren't allowed in. He reckons that when they finally changed and opened it to all, it probably caused more domestics than any other event in history. All of a sudden the wives got to know each other and found out what all the other husbands had said they were earning! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 2 minutes ago, heedthebaa said: I didn’t even get pocket money This was a regular thing with fishermen, hilarious to watch. If they hadn’t done it they’d have had nothing to live on. When we went all fancy and got paid straight into the bank, instead of cash, the amount of lads that went beserk was unreal, their wives hadn’t a clue exactly how much they earned. The hilarious thing is that generation of people are the ones who routinely tell young folk they've got it easy and everything gets put on a plate for them when they're staggering around like pish stained jakeys waiting on their wives to tell them how much of their wages they can have. Minter doesn't cover it. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 I know guys now who have as much backbone as that and it wouldn't surprise me if their wife controls the money even today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 This was a regular thing with fishermen, hilarious to watch. If they hadn’t done it they’d have had nothing to live on. When we went all fancy and got paid straight into the bank, instead of cash, the amount of lads that went beserk was unreal, their wives hadn’t a clue exactly how much they earned. At Alexanders coachbuilders, seemingly one year they were offered 2 options for the pay rise. The higher one, but they would uave to get it paid into accounts, orbthe lower one but retain weekly cash packets. The guy who told me this was tight as fucl and was still (decades later) seething that the lads picked the lower rise to comtinue concealing their wage [emoji23] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 9 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I may have to investigate the fringes of Angus. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 5 minutes ago, Ross. said: My old man was involved in running the social club of a well known engineering firm back in the 70's. At the time, it was a "men only" club and the wives weren't allowed in. He reckons that when they finally changed and opened it to all, it probably caused more domestics than any other event in history. All of a sudden the wives got to know each other and found out what all the other husbands had said they were earning! It never bothered me and never quite understood why you would be so deceitful towards your wife 1 minute ago, Bairnardo said: At Alexanders coachbuilders, seemingly one year they were offered 2 options for the pay rise. The higher one, but they would uave to get it paid into accounts, orbthe lower one but retain weekly cash packets. The guy who told me this was tight as fucl and was still (decades later) seething that the lads picked the lower rise to comtinue concealing their wage i have never opened a pay packet in all my working life, she even got every penny of paffle money 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 6 minutes ago, Gaz FFC said: I know guys now who have as much backbone as that and it wouldn't surprise me if their wife controls the money even today. It's not a matter of backbone, it's the wife being responsible, getting enough to pay the rent, electricity, coal, feed and clothe the youngsters etc. Some (men) are/were totally irresponsible in such matters and would have drunk/gambled it all before they got home on payday. Similarly, Family Allowance was paid to the mother, to ensure she had some money. I quite often passed the works van when I was going home on a Friday night, and it was parked outside The Pot Bar, could still have been there on Saturday morning. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 1 minute ago, Jacksgranda said: It's not a matter of backbone, it's the wife being responsible, getting enough to pay the rent, electricity, coal, feed and clothe the youngsters etc. Some (men) are/were totally irresponsible in such matters and would have drunk/gambled it all before they got home on payday. Similarly, Family Allowance was paid to the mother, to ensure she had some money. I quite often passed the works van when I was going home on a Friday night, and it was parked outside The Pot Bar, could still have been there on Saturday morning. Bad wording from myself regarding the "backbone" comment that was more referring to 2019 men who shit their trousers at the mere mention of the love of their life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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