RH33 Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 (edited) 5 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Good luck @Bairnardo, @Shandon Par, @Rowan and anybody else that's been round in the past few months. You do realise I’m a girl, with a vagina and a huge set of tits? Edited February 5, 2019 by Rowan 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 8 minutes ago, Rowan said: You do realise I’m a girl, with a vagina and a huge set of tits? Ah, I remember you now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 12 minutes ago, Rowan said: You do realise I’m a girl, with a vagina and a huge set of tits? Yes. My wife’s not fussy. (And neither am I) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 16 minutes ago, Rowan said: You do realise I’m a girl, with a vagina and a huge set of tits? 6 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Ah, I remember you now. 10 minutes, who won the sweep? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 11 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Yes. My wife’s not fussy. (And neither am I) I thought you were suggesting I would have been father of any child. Sorry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 29 minutes ago, Rowan said: You do realise I’m a girl, with a vagina and a huge set of tits? You know the rules... 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 2 hours ago, A96 said: Whenever I cook meal , she exaggerates any negative detail. So for instance if the tatties aren't salty enough for her taste the comment is usually something like:- Mrs A96 - "Oh , you surely forgot to put salt in yer tatties" Me , tetchily (and possibly protesting a tad too much ) - "No , I never forgot , I just didna put in enough for your taste. Better to be nae enough than too much. They seem fine to me. Nothing stoppin yi pittin mair salt into yours yersel ! " Are you married to Maw Broon? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bernardblack Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 Salts food without even tasting it. Stealing the title it “infuriates” me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A96 Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 52 minutes ago, Cerberus said: Are you married to Maw Broon? No . Just good friends. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 There’s some days I wish I was tbh.You fucking wish. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 Salts food without even tasting it. Mrs b does that as well. I have a wee drop salt on my chips when I occasionally have them, but she will stick salt on most meals. I think about 10 years ago, i was putting salt on the majority of stuff then gave it up and don’t actually miss it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 1 hour ago, bernardblack said: Salts food without even tasting it. Stealing the title it “infuriates” me She doesn't do it but her parents do and it annoys the hell out of me. They make a joke about covering everything is salt and pepper like it's a funny quirk they need to do. It's fucking minging and completely unnecessary. It's a throw back to the 90s when all food was overcooked to tasteless oblivion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 5, 2019 Author Share Posted February 5, 2019 19 minutes ago, buchan30 said: Mrs b does that as well. I have a wee drop salt on my chips when I occasionally have them, but she will stick salt on most meals. I think about 10 years ago, i was putting salt on the majority of stuff then gave it up and don’t actually miss it. 16 minutes ago, Cerberus said: She doesn't do it but her parents do and it annoys the hell out of me. They make a joke about covering everything is salt and pepper like it's a funny quirk they need to do. It's fucking minging and completely unnecessary. It's a throw back to the 90s when all food was overcooked to tasteless oblivion. You guys need to put a load of salt on their food before you serve it to them so that hopefully when they add some more it's too salty for them. If they immediately have a heart attack or stroke then that's their fault. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 You guys need to put a load of salt on their food before you serve it to them so that hopefully when they add some more it's too salty for them. If they immediately have a heart attack or stroke then that's their fault. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 Mind you, would probably then have to listen to how it’s my fault she is in hospital. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 1 hour ago, philpy said: 3 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: There’s some days I wish I was tbh. You fucking wish. Only some days Philpy. Tuesdays, Thursdays and the occasional Sunday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 4 hours ago, Rowan said: You do realise I’m a girl, with a vagina and a huge set of tits? There was a young lassie called Rowan, Wi' a puss that resembled Tam Cowan, "Want a keek at ma' bits ? Ma' vagina and tits ? Then ah'll swally yer spermatozoan." 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeadowArab Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 Quite a few of the older guys I’ve worked with over the years, have their wives take complete control of their pay every week/month. These guys have earned decent money their entire lives and have no idea how much money they’ve got. One of them who worked on his family’s fishing boats then offshore for 30 years, has never used a bank card or cash machine in his life. He had to phone his daughter to take him to the bank to pay a bill, while his wife was away for a few days. They asked for his bank card in the branch and when he rummaged through his wallet to find it, it had expired 3 years earlier and had never been activated. The replacement was sitting in a drawer somewhere at his house. He always just kept cash in his wallet and said when he needed more, he’d ask his wife. Mental behaviour in this day and age. I had a woman come into my work the other day. As I was serving her on the checkout and told her the total bill, she asked to pay by card. I said that was fine and activated the card machine for her to use. It became apparent that she seemed confused and I asked if I could help.Turns out that she had only opened her first ever bank account earlier that day (this was around 2pm) and had never used a bank card before.This woman was at least mid-40s. Its absolutely mind boggling to me that she has somehow gone this long without a bank account and card. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 6, 2019 Author Share Posted February 6, 2019 3 minutes ago, MeadowArab said: I had a woman come into my work the other day. As I was serving her on the checkout and told her the total bill, she asked to pay by card. I said that was fine and activated the card machine for her to use. It became apparent that she seemed confused and I asked if I could help. Turns out that she had only opened her first ever bank account earlier that day (this was around 2pm) and had never used a bank card before. This woman was at least mid-40s. Its absolutely mind boggling to me that she has somehow gone this long without a bank account and card. I have uploaded my cards onto Samsung Pay so I just pay for everything using my phone. That shit would blow her mind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 I used to go to college with someone who never had a bank account, he’d be paid cash in hand, get his Mum to pay his direct debits and pay her back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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