thomas Posted June 12, 2020 Share Posted June 12, 2020 On 10/06/2020 at 09:21, Mr Tourette said: Mine keeps leaving jars with the lids not screwed back on properly. I used to smash a few, picking them up by the lid and the jar would fall off. I now find myself subconsciously putting the lids on properly before picking them up My wife does the exact same thing, it is with every single item that has screw lid the amount of time I've spilled softener all over the kitchen due to this is ridiculous but she still wonders why it annoys me. On a similar note she can't close drawers/cupboard doors after being in them either. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted June 12, 2020 Share Posted June 12, 2020 Cleaning electrical appliances like my Xbox with a wet cloth...while they're switched on. Oh no, it happens to break when the series X is released. Might as well buy the newer one... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superbigal Posted June 12, 2020 Share Posted June 12, 2020 Never tightens the top properly on fizzy drink bottles.Aye we all love flat coke ya bitch. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkmenbashi Posted June 13, 2020 Share Posted June 13, 2020 Does anyone else here have a bird that believes in astrology? I've only been seeing her for about a month but she just sent me this to show why we are perfect together and it's weirded me out 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted June 13, 2020 Share Posted June 13, 2020 3 minutes ago, Turkmenbashi said: Does anyone else here have a bird that believes in astrology? I've only been seeing her for about a month but she just sent me this to show why we are perfect together and it's weirded me out Bin, immediately. 16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted June 13, 2020 Share Posted June 13, 2020 She'll watch a drama of some kind, and she'll hear a song on it that she likes. I'll then hear this song everytime she puts Spotify on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTG_03 Posted June 13, 2020 Share Posted June 13, 2020 20 minutes ago, Turkmenbashi said: Does anyone else here have a bird that believes in astrology? I've only been seeing her for about a month but she just sent me this to show why we are perfect together and it's weirded me out Get out now, before it's too late. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkmenbashi Posted June 13, 2020 Share Posted June 13, 2020 16 minutes ago, MixuFruit said: She's French so forgive her anything tbh *Belgian But same principle applies. And I'm punching above my weight I think. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkmenbashi Posted June 13, 2020 Share Posted June 13, 2020 2 minutes ago, MixuFruit said: just so long as she's not a bit King Leopold-ish like this hero to zero from 2014 Yeah. That's the next problem.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted June 13, 2020 Share Posted June 13, 2020 1 hour ago, MixuFruit said: She's French so forgive her anything tbh Hell yeah! 1 hour ago, Turkmenbashi said: *Belgian Oh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonsrock Posted June 14, 2020 Share Posted June 14, 2020 Never tightens the top properly on fizzy drink bottles.Aye we all love flat coke ya bitch.I’ve got a house full of them 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Jean King Posted June 14, 2020 Share Posted June 14, 2020 Goes mental at the first person to pish / shite / shower after she has cleaned the bathroom (unless it's herself of course). The bathroom must remain unused for eternity after cleaning apparently. And before anyone asks yes I have ckeaned it myself umpteen times but just don't get the anger at it being used afterwards. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 14, 2020 Share Posted June 14, 2020 15 hours ago, Turkmenbashi said: Does anyone else here have a bird that believes in astrology? I've only been seeing her for about a month but she just sent me this to show why we are perfect together and it's weirded me out Utter shite. I’m a cancer and the wife is Capricorn . Worse than the towering inferno. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkmenbashi Posted June 14, 2020 Share Posted June 14, 2020 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Utter shite. I’m a cancer and the wife is Capricorn . Worse than the towering inferno. That's our match. I'll let her know your thoughts 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cairn Terrier Posted June 14, 2020 Share Posted June 14, 2020 I’ve got a house full of them Bitches or flat cokes? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 14, 2020 Share Posted June 14, 2020 4 minutes ago, Cairn Terrier said: Bitches or flat cokes? NWA’s tricky comeback album. Didn’t work for me tbh. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoseMarooniho Posted June 14, 2020 Share Posted June 14, 2020 The sheer weight of the words... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted June 14, 2020 Share Posted June 14, 2020 Utter shite. I’m a cancer and the wife is Capricorn . Worse than the towering inferno.I’m a Capricorn and two of the former Mrs.RN’s are no longer here......... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 Wakes me up an hour into a sleep after a night shift to ask if she can take my car to visit her mum as her tyre pressure light is on. I say no problem but just to watch as had some suspension parts replaced since she last drove it so the steering will feel slightly different than she was used to." oh no, I don't like the sound of that. I mean why would it be different, what are u telling me that for, forget it i'll just have to go round and check all my tyres"She's away in a huff at having to check her own tyres and I'm now unable to get back to sleep! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 12 minutes ago, JamesP_81 said: Wakes me up an hour into a sleep after a night shift to ask if she can take my car to visit her mum as her tyre pressure light is on. I say no problem but just to watch as had some suspension parts replaced since she last drove it so the steering will feel slightly different than she was used to. " oh no, I don't like the sound of that. I mean why would it be different, what are u telling me that for, forget it i'll just have to go round and check all my tyres" She's away in a huff at having to check her own tyres and I'm now unable to get back to sleep! Have you recently shacked up with the ex-Mrs. LondonHMFC ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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