Bully Wee Villa Posted February 27, 2021 Share Posted February 27, 2021 Don't talk shit. Pepperoni is great. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 27, 2021 Share Posted February 27, 2021 I decided to put the new bedsheets on by myself last night as I decided that it was less hassle in the long run without being bossed about during the process. Somehow, I let the true reason slip. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted February 27, 2021 Share Posted February 27, 2021 Pizza Wars... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted February 27, 2021 Share Posted February 27, 2021 (edited) 2 hours ago, mishtergrolsch said: Some absolutely criminal behaviour by the P&B residents and their other halfs. Any sauce other than the standard tomato sauce on a pizza should be met with a hefty fine or some jail time depending on type of condiment and quantity. Dips, well, they're maybe acceptable as they don't ruin the pizza entirely at plate or box level. So the pizza can still be shared with a normal person potentially. Participants of these actions should still be placed on some form or register and closely tracked though. This lot are borderline. If you want spice, put some chillis on it or get yourself some spicy salami. People who put fruit on a pizza should seek help and rehabilitation as its not too late for them, I think they may just be suffering some sort of early life trauma. Imagine going to Italy and seeing them putting garlic and basil on a fish supper or mixing some pesto sauce into haggis or something. And ill bet there are some savages on here that would like that too. Some of you people disgust me. I like a ham and pineapple pizza with a drizzle of barbecue sauce and encona hot chilli, but I guess not everyone has as sophisticated a palate as me. Edited February 27, 2021 by coprolite Autocorrect 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 27, 2021 Share Posted February 27, 2021 2 hours ago, mishtergrolsch said: Tam sas 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted February 27, 2021 Share Posted February 27, 2021 Don't talk shit. Pepperoni is great.As is salami. Neither should be on a pizza though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 27, 2021 Share Posted February 27, 2021 5 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: 31 minutes ago, Bully Wee Villa said: Don't talk shit. Pepperoni is great. As is salami. Neither should be on a pizza though. ^^^ vegan veggie supreme fan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted February 27, 2021 Share Posted February 27, 2021 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: ^^^ vegan veggie supreme fan. I like The Supremes. The other two, not so much. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 28, 2021 Share Posted February 28, 2021 (edited) Filling a skip yesterday, with me being there because of my superior ability to pack it efficiently, thus saving the rental of a second skip. 5 mins into the job: Her: do you want this black binbag in the skip just now? Me: No, they'll go in later, leave it to the side please. 10 secs later, I hear the crashing noise of a black bag landing in the the skip. "Thought I was doing you a favour". If we each had a side, this high spec cross-section illustrates what we'd end up with: Edited February 28, 2021 by Hedgecutter 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 28, 2021 Share Posted February 28, 2021 2 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Filling a skip yesterday, with me being there because of my superior ability to pack it efficiently, thus saving the rental of a second skip. 5 mins into the job: Her: do you want this black binbag in the skip just now? Me: No, they'll go in later, leave it to the side please. 10 secs later, I hear the crashing noise of a black bag landing in the the skip. "Thought I was doing you a favour". If we each had a side, this high spec cross-section illustrates what we'd end up with: I hope you've showed her this. If not, do it and report back. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 28, 2021 Share Posted February 28, 2021 5 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I hope you've showed her this. If not, do it and report back from inside the skip. Ftfy 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genuine Hibs Fan Posted March 1, 2021 Share Posted March 1, 2021 (edited) A pretty minor thing probably, but recently every joint run or walk comes with a little bonus ball. I might be old fashioned here but I tend to think if we're running an agreed route, or going for a walk "around the links", then when we have completed that route we will go home. Saturday we went running along the paths connecting Leith, Granton, Cannonmills etc. I was really stretching out to finish at the place we had agreed, a very unimpressive sight but to give a feeling of accomplishment. As I start walking, hands on hips, at the end she shoots past me shouting "c'mon, 6 more minutes! (to arbitrary round number)". This morning, just as we're turning the corner to our flat after a walk she says "shall we just go to Rishi's" to which I explained that was an extra 20 minutes easily and I wanted to play Hitman and be a genetically modified assassin for an hour or so of my annual leave before I have to study. Now this isn't a problem in and of itself, but she was in the mad American collegiate athlete world so her approach to all exercise (no euph) is terrifying. But if I say no she'll refuse to go by herself which means we end up doing some compromise shorter add-on and then I have to put up with her thinking I'm really pissed off with her when really I'm just imagining reading my book or being a genetically modified assassin Edited March 1, 2021 by Genuine Hibs Fan 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Golden God Posted March 1, 2021 Share Posted March 1, 2021 Anyone get this one?..."Remind me in the morning to....." From that point on that makes it my responsibility. e.g. "I told you to remind me!"“Remind me to remind you in the morning...” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 1, 2021 Share Posted March 1, 2021 When did pineapple become a pizza crime? When I was a kid, I remember there being far fewer toppings available at pizza places than there are now, but Hawaiian/Ham & Pineapple was always one of them. In the US, they seem to think you're OFTW if you have anything on your pizza at all, except possibly pepperoni. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManBearPig Posted March 2, 2021 Share Posted March 2, 2021 5 hours ago, BFTD said: When did pineapple become a pizza crime? When I was a kid, I remember there being far fewer toppings available at pizza places than there are now, but Hawaiian/Ham & Pineapple was always one of them. In the US, they seem to think you're OFTW if you have anything on your pizza at all, except possibly pepperoni. Every Italian person I've ever met has taken the concept of pineapple on a pizza as a personal insult. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted March 2, 2021 Share Posted March 2, 2021 3 hours ago, ManBearPig said: Every Italian person I've ever met has taken the concept of pineapple on a pizza as a personal insult. Correct, although Nutella seems to be fair play. Pizza Diavola (spicy salami) and a medium beer is an order which labels visitors as being British apparently.' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 2, 2021 Share Posted March 2, 2021 3 hours ago, ManBearPig said: Every Italian person I've ever met has taken the concept of pineapple on a pizza as a personal insult. Oh, I've no doubt. But it's also amusing to see the reactions of people from China when trying "Chinese" food here, or probably anybody when trying our version of their country's food. I had "Fish & Chips" once in Arizona, and it was nothing like anything I'd ever had here. And I couldn't have haggis at all, because it's considered similar to eating dog shit and is (was?) illegal in the States for being harmful to human health (from the country that brought you the KFC Double Down burger; a piece of greasy fried chicken with cheese and bacon sandwiched between two other pieces of greasy fried chicken). I was just wondering when Hawaiian pizza became hated here, considering it used to be one if the few staples of the...genre? Is that the right term for a type of foodstuff? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted March 2, 2021 Share Posted March 2, 2021 3 hours ago, ManBearPig said: Every Italian person I've ever met has taken the concept of pineapple on a pizza as a personal insult. Every American person I've ever met has said they invented pizza, or at least they invented the best ones. I didn't even know you could invent a food. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 2, 2021 Share Posted March 2, 2021 8 hours ago, BFTD said: In the US, they seem to think you're OFTW Think that’s just you tbf, 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted March 2, 2021 Share Posted March 2, 2021 (edited) 3 hours ago, ManBearPig said: Every Italian person I've ever met has taken the concept of pineapple on a pizza as a personal insult. Well f**k them then. Food adapts and evolves and does so rapidly when it's adopted overseas. When noodles were introduced to Italy from china they evolved into the array of pasta shapes we have today. I wonder if Italian chefs were all like "the chinese wouldn't make a spiral; that's not proper" "Authenticicity" is fine in small doses, but is the enemy of progress. Edited March 2, 2021 by coprolite 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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