alta-pete Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 On 08/10/2021 at 08:31, KnightswoodBear said: I can go out to the shops, get a big shop in, and be home in 45 mins. She will disappear for over 2 hours.* * Away getting pumped, etc. Not guilty here my friend. Even allowing for a decent cuddle after, she'd be back at your door skelly-eyed well within 20 minutes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 On 09/10/2021 at 13:57, sailorcowden said: "I think the bath is backed up and needs plunged" I've just dug out a full heads worth of hair. No idea how A. She can't pull her hair from the drain after a shower. B. How she isn't bald as no human can shed that much I've had long hair for the last decade and I never have this problem as I put a hair-catcher thingy over the plug-hole. The amount of hair that came out when I washed it was insane (and it's why my hair is shoulder length now) so it was a worthwhile investment. Treat yourself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted October 14, 2021 Share Posted October 14, 2021 The Wife: I've booked to have my underarms waxed. Me: OK. The Wife: The appointment is in three weeks' time. Me: OK. The Wife: Means I cannot shave my armpits for the next three weeks. I have to grow it a bit. Me: Spoiler 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 14, 2021 Share Posted October 14, 2021 3 minutes ago, scottsdad said: The Wife: I've booked to have my underarms waxed. Me: OK. The Wife: The appointment is in three weeks' time. Me: OK. The Wife: Means I cannot shave my armpits for the next three weeks. I have to grow it a bit. Me: Reveal hidden contents She'll be walking around like a scarecrow for a fortnight. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 14, 2021 Share Posted October 14, 2021 (edited) Edited October 14, 2021 by Miguel Sanchez 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted October 14, 2021 Share Posted October 14, 2021 3 hours ago, scottsdad said: The Wife: I've booked to have my underarms waxed. Me: OK. The Wife: The appointment is in three weeks' time. Me: OK. The Wife: Means I cannot shave my armpits for the next three weeks. I have to grow it a bit. Me: Reveal hidden contents Wid tbh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted October 14, 2021 Share Posted October 14, 2021 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted October 14, 2021 Share Posted October 14, 2021 If she's not feeling well, God forbid anyone else that even dares to complain about being ill. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red23 Posted October 14, 2021 Share Posted October 14, 2021 (edited) On 08/10/2021 at 13:15, scottsdad said: Went out at lunchtime. The wife wanted me to drive as she was a bit tired. Twice, someone pulled out in front of me, and she leaned over and honked the horn. Surely as driver it's my choice who gets the horn [insert kenneth here]. Could go one worse there when i went out with one of my ex's, even though it was something clear and obvious like someone cutting me up, driving in to my lane on a roundabout or going right round a roundabout in the left lane. "Yep, see you drive far too fast" "that was your fault" was utterly maddening and unbelievable. But the type of person when they are driving could drive in to a stationary car and still blame them. Edited October 14, 2021 by red23 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted October 15, 2021 Share Posted October 15, 2021 Went on and on about how our knives were "shite" and kept going on about replacing the full set because she also hated the knife block (she picked them / it). I bought a knife sharpener off amazon for about £8, put them in the drawer out of sight, and now they are both visually acceptable and could cut diamonds. No acknowledgement. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 15, 2021 Share Posted October 15, 2021 9 hours ago, red23 said: Could go one worse there when i went out with one of my ex's, even though it was something clear and obvious like someone cutting me up, driving in to my lane on a roundabout or going right round a roundabout in the left lane. "Yep, see you drive far too fast" "that was your fault" was utterly maddening and unbelievable. But the type of person when they are driving could drive in to a stationary car and still blame them. You can certainly pick them. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted October 15, 2021 Share Posted October 15, 2021 On 12/10/2021 at 08:20, jimbaxters said: No, we both eat a big lunch at work then just something light when we get home. Seldom anything which takes proper cooking. Do you get free lunch? Otherwise this is mental behaviour 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted October 15, 2021 Share Posted October 15, 2021 3 hours ago, coprolite said: Do you get free lunch? Otherwise this is mental behaviour Correct. Well spotted. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted October 15, 2021 Share Posted October 15, 2021 I was at a training course in 2007 at the hospital in Glasgow. Every day the lunch was a free trip to the all-you-can-eat carvery in Paisley. So I gorged myself full every lunchtime, then came home and cooked a dinner for the family, and just a wee snack for myself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted October 15, 2021 Share Posted October 15, 2021 19 hours ago, scottsdad said: The Wife: I've booked to have my underarms waxed. Me: OK. The Wife: The appointment is in three weeks' time. Me: OK. The Wife: Means I cannot shave my armpits for the next three weeks. I have to grow it a bit. Me: Hide contents 19 hours ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: She'll be walking around like a scarecrow for a fortnight. 16 hours ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Obviously I'm in the minority here, but why is it that we expect women to shave various areas of body hair, yet we can have hair sprouting from wherever, be it balls, arse, back, ears? As an aside, I've always felt that the shaving of the pubic region (which Mrs WRK assures me offers little in the way of comfort or hygiene benefits), especially, is a worrying trend which makes adult women resemble (at least in that area) pre-pubescent kids. Armpits aren't even in a sexual/erogenous area - can anyone here honestly say they would have been all "Aye, that's nice, Sophia, but ye're no' coming near me wi' those oxters" when faced with this? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted October 15, 2021 Share Posted October 15, 2021 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 15, 2021 Share Posted October 15, 2021 I can't say I've ever given a toss about body hair. However, one of the wife's mates had a girlfriend who had a "thick matte" of hair on her boobs. That might be a bit much for me; Burt Reynolds with tits. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted October 15, 2021 Share Posted October 15, 2021 Here you go WRK (I would @ you but it brings you up twice) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted October 15, 2021 Share Posted October 15, 2021 12 minutes ago, scottsdad said: Here you go WRK (I would @ you but it brings you up twice) I'm all for a bit of grass on the pitch, but not that amount. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted October 15, 2021 Share Posted October 15, 2021 2 hours ago, scottsdad said: Here you go WRK (I would @ you but it brings you up twice) I know plenty folk like it, but I find that level of body art much more of a turnoff than a full bush. Ditto excessive, especially facial, piercings. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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