Infuriating Things Your Partner Does

[SlipperyP]

12 hours ago, dave258 said:

Only looks at houses about 30k above our price range, then moans like f**k when I say we can't afford them.

Get a better financial job, or tell her to f**k off......I'd tell her to bolt, unless you are telling her your  some hotshot??

 

[dave258]

9 hours ago, SlipperyP said:

Get a better financial job, or tell her to f**k off......I'd tell her to bolt, unless you are telling her your  some hotshot??

 

I did the 2nd option mate, hence why I'm whinging about it on here. Relations are now somewhat strained.

[Honest_Man#1]

Going to a birthday event for one of her pals tomorrow. Has waited until now to tell me that it’s a black tie affair and other men are wearing Tuxedo type attire, which I don’t own. My options are now to go incredibly underdressed or to wear one of my normal suits and look like I’ve just came straight from the office.

[Shandon Par]

16 minutes ago, Honest_Man#1 said:

Going to a birthday event for one of her pals tomorrow. Has waited until now to tell me that it’s a black tie affair and other men are wearing Tuxedo type attire, which I don’t own. My options are now to go incredibly underdressed or to wear one of my normal suits and look like I’ve just came straight from the office.

https://www.marksandspencer.com/black-textured-slim-fit-3-piece-suit/p/ds8b0fc8eff9d22d5525947d869b608a5f
 

I’ve probably got a fetching blue (with black piping) tux somewhere if you want it but the sizing would be a long shot.

[Melanius Mullarkey]

I used to have a tuxedo which I bought out the Sally Army shop. A 1940s original. Weighed. Fucking tonne mind you.

Edited November 11, 2021 by Melanius Mullarkey

[welshbairn]

24 minutes ago, Honest_Man#1 said:

Going to a birthday event for one of her pals tomorrow. Has waited until now to tell me that it’s a black tie affair and other men are wearing Tuxedo type attire, which I don’t own. My options are now to go incredibly underdressed or to wear one of my normal suits and look like I’ve just came straight from the office.

There you go..

https://www.mossbroshire.co.uk/occasion/wedding/moss-london-claret-dinner-jkt-3759

[Shandon Par]

7 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

I used to have a tuxedo which I bought out the Sally Army shop. A 1940s original. Weighed. Fucking tonne mind you.

You probably just had a couple of tins of Super in the pockets.

[Melanius Mullarkey]

12 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:

You probably just had a couple of tins of Super in the pockets.

From the previous owner.

[Miguel Sanchez]

57 minutes ago, Honest_Man#1 said:

Going to a birthday event for one of her pals tomorrow. Has waited until now to tell me that it’s a black tie affair and other men are wearing Tuxedo type attire, which I don’t own. My options are now to go incredibly underdressed or to wear one of my normal suits and look like I’ve just came straight from the office.

[UsedToGoToCentralPark]

https://www.marksandspencer.com/black-textured-slim-fit-3-piece-suit/p/ds8b0fc8eff9d22d5525947d869b608a5f
 
I’ve probably got a fetching blue (with black piping) tux somewhere if you want it but the sizing would be a long shot.

[CountyFan]

Buying a new build. Doing the supposedly sensible but daunting thing of stretching ourselves financially, especially since rates are still low. 

Gf is already moaning that we won't be able to afford any furniture etc. Can't quite get her head around the concept that we will hopefully live in this house for decades and we really don't need to do absolutely everything day one. "I'm no wanting to live in an empty house!", well f**k off to your mums then and I'll happy live on me own. 

[Florentine_Pogen]

^^^ Pray that she doesn't get pregnant.

[jimbaxters]

12 hours ago, CountyFan said:

Buying a new build. Doing the supposedly sensible but daunting thing of stretching ourselves financially, especially since rates are still low. 

Gf is already moaning that we won't be able to afford any furniture etc. Can't quite get her head around the concept that we will hopefully live in this house for decades and we really don't need to do absolutely everything day one. "I'm no wanting to live in an empty house!", well f**k off to your mums then and I'll happy live on me own. 

That'll be your whisky hit on the head.

[CountyFan]

25 minutes ago, jimbaxters said:

That'll be your whisky hit on the head.

Why do you think I've been slamming it so hard pre-move? The collection is at 80 bottles. 

[jimbaxters]

1 minute ago, CountyFan said:

Why do you think I've been slamming it so hard pre-move? The collection is at 80 bottles. 

Good work. Should tide you over. Plus if you push them all close together on the floor you can save on buying a TV unit.

[CountyFan]

8 minutes ago, jimbaxters said:

Good work. Should tide you over. Plus if you push them all close together on the floor you can save on buying a TV unit.

I've told her I'll sell some to fund furniture purchases (I won't). 

[Archie McSquackle]

Furniture's overrated.

[Hedgecutter]

I thought that sitting on a cheapy slowly-deflating inflatable couch with laptrays for dinner and a mattress on the bedroom floor was part and parcel of the new homeowner experience.

[hk blues]

4 hours ago, CountyFan said:

I've told her I'll sell some to fund furniture purchases (I won't). 

Sit on the whisky crates

[Melanius Mullarkey]

21 hours ago, CountyFan said:

Buying a new build. Doing the supposedly sensible but daunting thing of stretching ourselves financially, especially since rates are still low. 

Gf is already moaning that we won't be able to afford any furniture etc. Can't quite get her head around the concept that we will hopefully live in this house for decades and we really don't need to do absolutely everything day one. "I'm no wanting to live in an empty house!", well f**k off to your mums then and I'll happy live on me own. 

 @philpy , job for you here m8. Get your pallets ready.

Edited November 13, 2021 by Melanius Mullarkey