velo army Posted March 28, 2022 Share Posted March 28, 2022 4 minutes ago, coprolite said: Does this apply to the rare treat that is breakfast in bed? 100%. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted March 28, 2022 Share Posted March 28, 2022 Why would you want to sit and eat breakfast in your bed? I never understood that one. You're not really sitting properly, nor can you eat well lying down. Quite possibly spilling food on your bed. All in your pyjamas. If you have gone downstairs to make it, you can stay there to eat it. 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted March 28, 2022 Share Posted March 28, 2022 19 minutes ago, scottsdad said: Why would you want to sit and eat breakfast in your bed? I never understood that one. You're not really sitting properly, nor can you eat well lying down. Quite possibly spilling food on your bed. All in your pyjamas. If you have gone downstairs to make it, you can stay there to eat it. First paragraph, absolutely. Completely ruins the eating experience . Why would you want to eat when under a duvet. Can't sit up right and when you do try and adjust your position it's just asking for half your food to slide off the plate /spill coffee etc. 2nd paragraph , I never in my life even considered that the term breakfast in bed could be applied to someone who has made the food themselves ! Surely it gets brought to you by someone else as a 'treat' having not yet been out of your bed ?. Either way it's a frankly manky habit that is bizarrely deemed to be the height of luxury by the prosecco brigade . " You should see what he got me for my birthday , must have spent a fortune " . " Aye but did he bring you breakfast in bed? " Get it in the bin. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted March 28, 2022 Share Posted March 28, 2022 I can eat a bacon roll without getting surrounded by crumbs, so i'll not let the internet's disdain rob me of the pleasure of very occasionally staying in bed to break fast and read the news without being disturbed by children. Only an imbecile would make themselves breakfast and go back to bed to eat it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 28, 2022 Share Posted March 28, 2022 Folk complaining about eating in bed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted March 29, 2022 Share Posted March 29, 2022 You need one of these. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted March 29, 2022 Share Posted March 29, 2022 20 hours ago, coprolite said: I can eat a bacon roll without getting surrounded by crumbs, so i'll not let the internet's disdain rob me of the pleasure of very occasionally staying in bed to break fast and read the news without being disturbed by children. Only an imbecile would make themselves breakfast and go back to bed to eat it. I used to make myself a few bacon and egg sandwiches when I got home from wherever I'd been and then take them upstairs to bed. I never thought of eating them in the kitchen - no luxury like eating a sandwich in bed when pished. If I was lucky, there would be an odd rasher of mislaid bacon under the duvet to snack on in the morning too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 29, 2022 Share Posted March 29, 2022 Bacon roll, cup of coffee, back into bed, electric blanket on. Noice, (Pyjamas FFS) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted March 29, 2022 Share Posted March 29, 2022 Windaes wide open too.? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted March 29, 2022 Share Posted March 29, 2022 On 28/03/2022 at 15:57, JamesP_81 said: Why would you want to eat when under a duvet Useful if she's a got an ugly face although can get very warm. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted April 4, 2022 Share Posted April 4, 2022 I am working from home for the first time really today and you want to see the fucking state she's getting herself into. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted April 4, 2022 Share Posted April 4, 2022 53 minutes ago, Busta Nut said: I am working from home for the first time really today and you want to see the fucking state she's getting herself into. In what sense please? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 4, 2022 Share Posted April 4, 2022 1 hour ago, Busta Nut said: I am working from home for the first time really today and you want to see the fucking state she's getting herself into. What does she normally get up to while you're out of the house? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Back Posted April 4, 2022 Share Posted April 4, 2022 34 minutes ago, BFTD said: What does she normally get up to while you're out of the house? Non-monogamous relationship thread for this pish. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted April 4, 2022 Share Posted April 4, 2022 2 hours ago, jimbaxters said: In what sense please? Just because i've "taken over" the kitchen table. 2 hours ago, BFTD said: What does she normally get up to while you're out of the house? Watch the wean or work, but she's away to her boyfriends now. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted April 4, 2022 Share Posted April 4, 2022 44 minutes ago, Busta Nut said: Just because i've "taken over" the kitchen table. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 4, 2022 Share Posted April 4, 2022 1 hour ago, Busta Nut said: Just because i've "taken over" the kitchen table. Does she like a bit of Jack? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted April 4, 2022 Share Posted April 4, 2022 She's agreed for us to go to her pal's wedding. Now, I know what you're thinking, this is way down the list of vile behaviour perpetrated by the partners of P&B members, but there is more. It's a "destination wedding" in Florida, where her pal will marry "the man of her dreams". Fair enough, it's an added expense that we really don't need at the moment, but they have been pals since they were 3. My major issue with this is that, in 2017, we attended a "destination wedding" in Spain, where the same girl married her "soulmate", and that the hen do had been in Las Vegas. This time around, the hen is going to be a quiet one. In Marbella. Apparently, I'm the dick for suggesting the pal is basically having a multi-verse version of her previous wedding, and wondering aloud what the locations for part 3 will be. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted April 4, 2022 Share Posted April 4, 2022 1 hour ago, Mark Connolly said: She's agreed for us to go to her pal's wedding. Now, I know what you're thinking, this is way down the list of vile behaviour perpetrated by the partners of P&B members, but there is more. It's a "destination wedding" in Florida, where her pal will marry "the man of her dreams". Fair enough, it's an added expense that we really don't need at the moment, but they have been pals since they were 3. My major issue with this is that, in 2017, we attended a "destination wedding" in Spain, where the same girl married her "soulmate", and that the hen do had been in Las Vegas. This time around, the hen is going to be a quiet one. In Marbella. Apparently, I'm the dick for suggesting the pal is basically having a multi-verse version of her previous wedding, and wondering aloud what the locations for part 3 will be. Two marriages in five years?!? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted April 4, 2022 Share Posted April 4, 2022 Just now, RH33 said: Two marriages in five years?!? Correct. She was also engaged twice before the first one 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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