jimbaxters Posted October 28, 2019 Share Posted October 28, 2019 17 hours ago, Mark Connolly said: The original Red Velvet cake from the Waldorf Astoria is made with beetroot, and is fucking phenomenal. I heard the colouring for the first red velvet cake was from crushed beetles. I believed it. Should I have? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted October 28, 2019 Share Posted October 28, 2019 I heard the colouring for the first red velvet cake was from crushed beetles. I believed it. Should I have?Yes and red food dye mostly still is. Cochineal is the ingredient to look out for. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 28, 2019 Share Posted October 28, 2019 Don't ask about the outer shell of M&Ms. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bernardblack Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 Ohh an update to this, she’s now sat down in the living room, turned the volume down and is chatting on the phone, on loudspeaker! [emoji23][emoji23]But I’ll get the usual, “you’re always watching the football”. Nah? Loudspeaker?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 Yeah that loud speaker behaviour would be the end of the relationship as far as I'm concerned. The actions of a c**t. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
staggy1929 Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 Probably been said a million times on this thread but the classic 'oh put whatever you want on the telly' *I proceed to put something on 'oh not that pick something else' 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 29, 2019 Author Share Posted October 29, 2019 16 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Don't ask about the outer shell of M&Ms. Or jelly sweets. Made from boiling bones, cartilage and all the other scrapings from the abattoir floor. Lovely. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 Don't ask about the outer shell of M&Ms.Victoria Coren mentioned this on Only Connect last night.....Mars and Murrie teamed up to invent said carapace and give the name....... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 Or jelly sweets. Made from boiling bones, cartilage and all the other scrapings from the abattoir floor. Lovely. Mentioned that to the wean once while he was eating cola bottles. I still catch him glowering at me when munching on them.It's his own fault for calling me sick because I like offal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 8 hours ago, Dee Man said: Or jelly sweets. Made from boiling bones, cartilage and all the other scrapings from the abattoir floor. Lovely. And folk are concerned about chlorinated chicken... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 32 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Mentioned that to the wean once while he was eating cola bottles. I still catch him glowering at me when munching on them. It's his own fault for calling me sick because I like offal. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted November 3, 2019 Share Posted November 3, 2019 Anyone else have this issue?? - it's OK for her to shout at me or anyone else about the slightest little thing, but if it's the other way around, she acts like she is being bullied... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 3, 2019 Share Posted November 3, 2019 Is it still illegal to kill some one for snoring? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted November 3, 2019 Share Posted November 3, 2019 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Is it still illegal to kill some one for snoring? Here are the excuses you can use if snoring fits then go for it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted November 3, 2019 Share Posted November 3, 2019 Is it still illegal to kill some one for snoring?I very much hope so, otherwise I will not be long in this world. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted November 3, 2019 Share Posted November 3, 2019 7 minutes ago, Adam101 said: Here are the excuses you can use if snoring fits then go for it From what he has previously posted, it seems Mrs Mullarkey is a fucking riot, so he should be ok if he quells her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted November 3, 2019 Share Posted November 3, 2019 Is it still illegal to kill some one for snoring?Replace the tips of her cigarette with the exploding ones, so the next time she lights a fag on the cooker, she'll shit herself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 3, 2019 Share Posted November 3, 2019 Is her snoring bad enough to qualify as unlawful violence? Might need to consult a solicitor before taking action. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted November 3, 2019 Share Posted November 3, 2019 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 3, 2019 Share Posted November 3, 2019 Posting pics from your gentleman's special interest literature collection never goes well, Biggie. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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