beesher Posted February 17, 2021 Share Posted February 17, 2021 Uses way more fabric softener than required, the bottle says it should do you for 33 washes but we buy a new one every 2-3 weeks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted February 17, 2021 Share Posted February 17, 2021 19 minutes ago, beesher said: Uses way more fabric softener than required, the bottle says it should do you for 33 washes but we buy a new one every 2-3 weeks. I don't know how many are in your household but a "33 wash" bottle would last us about 7/8 weeks, I reckon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beesher Posted February 17, 2021 Share Posted February 17, 2021 38 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: I don't know how many are in your household but a "33 wash" bottle would last us about 7/8 weeks, I reckon. It's only the two of us! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 17, 2021 Share Posted February 17, 2021 1 hour ago, beesher said: Uses way more fabric softener than required, the bottle says it should do you for 33 washes but we buy a new one every 2-3 weeks. Maybe she's drinking it. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 17, 2021 Share Posted February 17, 2021 3 hours ago, TheScarf said: ^ ^ ^ didn't get his jam roll. Yeah, id maybe try again a week later. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FK1Bairn Posted February 17, 2021 Share Posted February 17, 2021 Reporting Scotland finishes at 7pm as usual and she asks me to put Emmerdale on for her. Proceeds to read her phone the whole time it's on 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted February 17, 2021 Share Posted February 17, 2021 11 hours ago, deej said: The other week she decided to polish her work shoes at the bottom of the stairs. I innocently questioned whether that was the best place to do it, seeing as we have a garage, and any polish falling on to the wooden floor might be a bit more of an issue than it would be in said garage. I was promptly told "it's fine, I'm not dropping polish, I know what I'm doing". Last night she polished them in the garage. Her work shoes?? More detail please....asking for a friend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 17, 2021 Share Posted February 17, 2021 1 hour ago, FK1Bairn said: Reporting Scotland finishes at 7pm as usual and she asks me to put Emmerdale on for her. Proceeds to read her phone the whole time it's on To be fair it doesn't need 100% concentration to follow. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 17, 2021 Share Posted February 17, 2021 1 hour ago, FK1Bairn said: Reporting Scotland finishes at 7pm as usual and she asks me to put Emmerdale on for her. Proceeds to read her phone the whole time it's on Is Sam Pearson still fucking moaning about someone using his chimney brush for clearing drains? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted February 17, 2021 Share Posted February 17, 2021 Expect to be striking a chord here. Mrs B never wants to drive but insists on telling me which lane I should be in. I’ve driven further than her in reverse! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 17, 2021 Share Posted February 17, 2021 Tells me off for saying "jaggy nettles" by claiming that they're "jabby nettles". Definitely jaggy. Anything else (other than stinging) is simply nonsense. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted February 17, 2021 Share Posted February 17, 2021 23 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Tells me off for saying "jaggy nettles" by claiming that they're "jabby nettles". Definitely jaggy. Anything else (other than stinging) is simply nonsense. Out of the Mouth of Babes thread for this pish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted February 17, 2021 Share Posted February 17, 2021 Tells me off for saying "jaggy nettles" by claiming that they're "jabby nettles". Definitely jaggy. Anything else (other than stinging) is simply nonsense.Surely there's no need for the jaggy/jabby at all? Unless there are nettles that aren't jaggy! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 17, 2021 Share Posted February 17, 2021 51 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Tells me off for saying "jaggy nettles" by claiming that they're "jabby nettles". Definitely jaggy. Anything else (other than stinging) is simply nonsense. 17 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: 51 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Tells me off for saying "jaggy nettles" by claiming that they're "jabby nettles". Definitely jaggy. Anything else (other than stinging) is simply nonsense. Surely there's no need for the jaggy/jabby at all? Unless there are nettles that aren't jaggy! Thistles are jaggy, nettles are stingy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 18, 2021 Share Posted February 18, 2021 I went to work at 8am and worked without a break until 11pm, surviving on Red Bull. Get in and go to run a bath. "Don't use the bathroom, it's all clean, go in the shower room instead". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted February 18, 2021 Share Posted February 18, 2021 (edited) 7 hours ago, 19QOS19 said: 8 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Tells me off for saying "jaggy nettles" by claiming that they're "jabby nettles". Definitely jaggy. Anything else (other than stinging) is simply nonsense. Surely there's no need for the jaggy/jabby at all? Unless there are nettles that aren't jaggy! You get False Nettles that look almost identical but dont sting! ETA- there called Dead Nettles (good name for a band) Edited February 18, 2021 by HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTG_03 Posted February 18, 2021 Share Posted February 18, 2021 5 hours ago, Shandön Par said: I went to work at 8am and worked without a break until 11pm, surviving on Red Bull. Get in and go to run a bath. "Don't use the bathroom, it's all clean, go in the shower room instead". Why would you do that? That's insane. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted February 18, 2021 Share Posted February 18, 2021 7 hours ago, Shandön Par said: I went to work at 8am and worked without a break until 11pm, surviving on Red Bull. Get in and go to run a bath. "Don't use the bathroom, it's all clean, go in the shower room instead". Paying off a debt to the Bulgarian Mafia imo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 18, 2021 Share Posted February 18, 2021 16 minutes ago, 101 said: Paying off a debt to the Bulgarian Mafia imo Saving up for new shoes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 18, 2021 Share Posted February 18, 2021 24 minutes ago, 101 said: Paying off a debt to the Bulgarian Mafia imo They promise they will give me my passport if I’m a good boy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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