jimbaxters Posted August 1 Share Posted August 1 19 hours ago, velo army said: Take a short course in tantric massage and then get rid of the bairns for a night. It'll change your life mate. Otherwise, what is it you are grateful for in the marriage? What is it you want to tell her? I'd invite you to be bold and romantic rather than practical. Lean into vulnerability and find ways, through gifts or experiences, that tell her she's desirable and important. I think if you ask yourself some questions similar to the above (or what is it that you're afraid to tell her that she would like to hear?) and just let them simmer then you'll find that things will come to you. The tantra thing is the business though. Some reading material like The Art of Sexual Ecstasy (Margot Anand) and Women's Anatomy of Arousal (Sheri Winston) are great. Good luck. Possibly the oddest post I have read on here and that's some review! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greendot Posted August 1 Share Posted August 1 (edited) 20 hours ago, scottsdad said: This year is our 20th wedding anniversary. I am useless at buying gifts. I need help, guys. Get her something she'll never expect and it'll drive her wild! Spoiler A divorce! Edited August 1 by greendot 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted August 1 Share Posted August 1 21 hours ago, scottsdad said: This year is our 20th wedding anniversary. I am useless at buying gifts. I need help, guys. Fiver in a card covers all occasions 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted August 1 Share Posted August 1 14 minutes ago, doulikefish said: Fiver in a card covers all occasions Who said romance is dead? Spoiler Oh yes, it was Mrs doulikefish… 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted August 1 Share Posted August 1 1 hour ago, jimbaxters said: Possibly the oddest post I have read on here and that's some review! Aye I'm in the midst of coordinating a tantra festival in Holland (and also being utterly schooled by Vrouw Army on how a woman should be treated) so it's at the forefront of my mind . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted August 1 Share Posted August 1 22 minutes ago, velo army said: Aye I'm in the midst of coordinating a tantra festival in Holland (and also being utterly schooled by Vrouw Army on how a woman should be treated) so it's at the forefront of my mind . That's plenty! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 1 Share Posted August 1 Get her a pair of slippers and a dildo. If she doesn't like the slippers... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted August 1 Share Posted August 1 2 hours ago, doulikefish said: Fiver in a card covers all occasions Dunno... a bunch of flowers and some windscreen wash from a 24 hour garage might get quite a reaction. Might be worth giving it a try? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 1 Share Posted August 1 1 minute ago, Salt n Vinegar said: Dunno... a bunch of flowers and some windscreen wash from a 24 hour garage might get quite a reaction. Might be worth giving it a try? Even better, go to a dangerous bridge, flowers and a free football top. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BukyOHare Posted August 2 Share Posted August 2 How a simple question to Mrs OH like "how was your day?" turns into a 10 minute answer covering the most trivial and minutest detail. Show any interest (actually just being polite) by asking a follow up question, say 5 minutes in, makes her lose her train of thought apparently. So basically just sit and listen until she's finished. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 Not infuriating but thought I would share. We were at Sainsbury's in Linlithgow at lunchtime. Walking into the shop and there are a few teenagers outside. A lassie said something I didn't catch, and this boy said "Don't be so f**king ridiculous. Honestly, you are a moron" You know that voice Kevin Bridges does when doing a posh Scottish accent? The boy sounded like that. I was a step ahead, but the wife stopped. She gave him a look and said "If someone spoke to my daughter like that, I'd punch his teeth in." This lad was about 15 and several inches taller than her. He just stared at his shoes. The wife then moved on. She then said to me, loud enough for them all to hear "Did you hear that? The way boys think they can talk to girls?" Honestly, I was proud. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 17 Share Posted August 17 6 hours ago, scottsdad said: Not infuriating but thought I would share. We were at Sainsbury's in Linlithgow at lunchtime. Walking into the shop and there are a few teenagers outside. A lassie said something I didn't catch, and this boy said "Don't be so f**king ridiculous. Honestly, you are a moron" You know that voice Kevin Bridges does when doing a posh Scottish accent? The boy sounded like that. I was a step ahead, but the wife stopped. She gave him a look and said "If someone spoke to my daughter like that, I'd punch his teeth in." This lad was about 15 and several inches taller than her. He just stared at his shoes. The wife then moved on. She then said to me, loud enough for them all to hear "Did you hear that? The way boys think they can talk to girls?" Honestly, I was proud. Tremendous self-restraint shown by Kevin Bridges in not repeating the horrendous slur the lassie had just used to describe your approaching wife! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted August 20 Share Posted August 20 Did the lassie say something ridiculously moronic? Cos people need to be called out if they did, regardless of gender. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagane Posted August 20 Share Posted August 20 Taking my medication last night and I take a half tablet, while breaking it one half fell of the counter , this now became a race for me to find it before the dogs did and the dogs were enjoying this new game as I scrambled about the kitchen floor on my hands and knees . Shouted to her for help ,did she get off the couch , did she f*** ,she just sat there half arsedly shouting the dogs names 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted August 20 Share Posted August 20 On 01/08/2024 at 01:51, Swarley said: P&B Platinum Membership ? Div alias found 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted August 25 Share Posted August 25 She said to me earlier "Why not take tomorrow off work? You don't have any meetings or anything." my brain: "Yes, you can paint the back bedroom, make a start on wallpapering the hall, if it's dry the grass needs cut..." And on and on. I'd rather work tbh. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted August 26 Share Posted August 26 15 hours ago, scottsdad said: She said to me earlier "Why not take tomorrow off work? You don't have any meetings or anything." my brain: "Yes, you can paint the back bedroom, make a start on wallpapering the hall, if it's dry the grass needs cut..." And on and on. I'd rather work tbh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 26 Share Posted August 26 Out for dinner yesterday for her bday and she forced me to give my phone to our daughter so she could look at my pictures. I go to the toilet with our son and when I come back she is raging with me because the daughter has found the picture of Katie price with excrement on her. I don’t think I did anything wrong. My phone isn’t anyone else’s business. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted August 26 Share Posted August 26 4 minutes ago, throbber said: Out for dinner yesterday for her bday and she forced me to give my phone to our daughter so she could look at my pictures. I go to the toilet with our son and when I come back she is raging with me because the daughter has found the picture of Katie price with excrement on her. I don’t think I did anything wrong. My phone isn’t anyone else’s business. You probably shouldn't have had it as your screensaver though. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 26 Share Posted August 26 1 minute ago, hk blues said: You probably shouldn't have had it as your screensaver though. I didn’t even knowingly save it to my phone someone sent it over what’s app. I also had a picture of Ian bothams penis which fortunately went unnoticed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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