19QOS19 Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 Sweet that they ended it with a kiss. Probably my favourite part tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 23 hours ago, 19QOS19 said: On approach to their station they bolted to the front to avoid the fare. It happens all the time and I'm not one for getting wound up by it. When they got off the loudly bragged about dodging their fare (as if it came out of my own pocket?). On the way back down their face was a picture when they saw it was me on the train again. Again they tried to hide and had they been a bit dignified earlier I probably wouldn't have bothered as I want a hassle free life tbh but given their antics earlier in the day I decided to go right for them. I reckon I was always going to classed as a w****r in their eyes but what probably earned the "f**k U x" was when they asked for singles and were politely informed they'd be getting sold returns. ^^^ Dirty stinking jobsworth! I found their message very funny I have to admit. I only wish Carlisle had a random ticket check that day I read it as "wanna f**k u" lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiG Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 I was on a train heading up to Inverness on Friday night which arrived into Edinburgh late so there was no time for staff to get on and clean it or put out the reservation tickets. Cue some daft twat rocking up and telling me I was in his seat. I explained that there was no reservations on the train and it was just a free for all. He huffed and took a seat elsewhere. That, I thought was the end of that. Conductor comes along asking for tickets, a few folk bemoan the lack of reservations and he apologises. Gets to the guy who I had spoken with and he also complains about the lack of seat reservations before loudly moaning about me being in his seat. Conductor shrugs and moves on. Do passengers genuinely believe that folk would make something like that up? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 3 minutes ago, RiG said: I was on a train heading up to Inverness on Friday night which arrived into Edinburgh late so there was no time for staff to get on and clean it or put out the reservation tickets. Cue some daft twat rocking up and telling me I was in his seat. I explained that there was no reservations on the train and it was just a free for all. He huffed and took a seat elsewhere. That, I thought was the end of that. Conductor comes along asking for tickets, a few folk bemoan the lack of reservations and he apologises. Gets to the guy who I had spoken with and he also complains about the lack of seat reservations before loudly moaning about me being in his seat. Conductor shrugs and moves on. Do passengers genuinely believe that folk would make something like that up? I don't understand why people get so uptight about finding the right seat in a near empty train. I only reserve a seat in case the train's packed, hardly ever actually use it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 A whole other kind of c**t today. Lovely Actually came across as a really nice person as well. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 18 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: A whole other kind of c**t today. Lovely Actually came across as a really nice person as well. More tea vicar? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 6 hours ago, welshbairn said: More tea vicar? Who is it? Looks like Sara Cox. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 Claudio Cannigia. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 The only justifiable angle for that picture is that it's a still from an episode of Peep Show. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 17 hours ago, 19QOS19 said: A whole other kind of c**t today. Lovely Actually came across as a really nice person as well. Had she just arrived on a motorbike? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 Just read that Dindeleux post.Fucking Hell, putting red shite on a fish supper is bad enough. The rest of the story would (almost) have made 8Mile blush. Wankish behaviour.Is it too late to change my worst posters vote? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locheedfcno1 Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 A whole other kind of c**t today. Lovely Actually came across as a really nice person as well. Wouldn't get aff her [emoji7][emoji7] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 On train from Malgrat de Mar to Barcelona for flight homeCurrently a busker on train is playing a fucking accordion......Just get to f**k. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 Getting the train this evening. Better be nae c***s on it. Just want a couple of quiet cans and listen to a podcast or two. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lofarl Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 Busking en mi tren como siempre lo hago. Entonces, esta ruda persona escocesa me insulta. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 Busking en mi tren como siempre lo hago. Entonces, esta ruda persona escocesa me insulta. Glad I had Sterling in my jacket pocket.Hope you found the 20p piece I dropped in your cup a useful addition to your earnings -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 On train from Malgrat de Mar to Barcelona for flight homeCurrently a busker on train is playing a fucking accordion......Just get to f**k. Captain Hook had the right idea. #BeMoreHook 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 The wife opposite me has 'keypad tones' on. I can hear them over the podcast I'm listening too. Keypad tones? It's 2017! Grow up! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 Aw FFS. A new wife has come and sat at the table I was occupying (alone). She's interrupted my listening to tell her the seat beside me is actually hers but she's okay where she is but if someone comes she'll need her seat (and me to move my cans). There's plenty of seats on the train. She's a bit of a wid so I won't kick her in the pie yet but she's a front runner so far. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 Rules mate. Completely agree. iPhone app won't let me upload pics. I did register this issue on the support thread. Doesn't seem to have been resolved. Div has fucked it for you all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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