Jacksgranda Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Who the f**k eats tinned tomatoes other than using them in a sauce? The stuff of Yewtree. I used to use tinned tomatoes when I was making a macaroni, ham and cheese concoction my mother taught me to cook. But other than that, never. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 (edited) Tomatoes should never EVER be consumed hot. Or warm, even. Cold and raw only. Edited July 9, 2017 by Boghead ranter -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fide Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 22 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Who the f**k eats tinned tomatoes other than using them in a sauce? The stuff of Yewtree. Tremendous turn of phrase. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 3 hours ago, WeeMentalDavie said: Final train home from Queen st after we won 5-1 at Ibrox in April. I had been at the game then out after a quick stop home to freshen up so fairly pissed myself but not too bad. Anyway, get on the train & there is a middle aged couple to my left & a young, clearly gay guy sitting opposite me. Train was quiet & had his leg angled so his knee was resting on the seat but his foot was hanging down over the edge. Not harming anyone or anything & minding his own business. Wifey decides to go & give him grief for apparently having his feet on the seat which clearly wasn't the case & stating she taught her kids to not do it etc. After 5 mins of this, she sits very close to him & which he's clearly uncomfortable with. I politely request she leaves him alone at which husband tells me to 'mind my own fucking business you c**t'. My stop was coming up & I told them they were a perfect match for each other & the husband tried to chase me off the train. c***s How was he clearly gay and why is it relevant to the story? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeeMentalDavie Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 How was he clearly gay and why is it relevant to the story? He was wearing make up/had various piercings etc and it's relevant to the story as I think she only done it because she thought he was an easy target especially with her husband backing her up 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 1 hour ago, Jacksgranda said: Our daughter alternates between tomato ketchup and HP. We were having a bite to eat yesterday when we were out getting the groceries, and I lifted a sachet of tomato ketchup and a sachet of HP for her and she used the HP. I'll report back later what she takes with her dinner today (if anything). HP sauce 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 1 hour ago, Honest_Man#1 said: Either way, kids are exempt from the rule but should grow out of the disgusting habit. If you are over the age of about 12 and still eating ketchup with everything, you are firmly into beast territory. What, even with lasagne and chips. Go on, give it a shot. You'll be on beastwatch before you know it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fide Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 3 hours ago, Jacksgranda said: HP sauce Even on her pudding? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 How was he clearly gay and why is it relevant to the story? I'm surprised anyone wanted to sit next to him after reading the first paragraph. "Fairly pissed myself" [emoji848][emoji848] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 7 minutes ago, Fide said: Even on her pudding? It was bannofee pie, so it looked like there was HP sauce on it already... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fide Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 24 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: It was bannofee pie, so it looked like there was HP sauce on it already... Bannoffee pie and HP sauce might turn out to be surprisingly moreish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 Fat stupid American on the 747 from the airport to Fife realised he left his phone on a counter inside and it was like a slow, wobbly stampede to get it. Fat specky p***k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fide Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 7 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Fat stupid American on the 747 from the airport to Fife realised he left his phone on a counter inside and it was like a slow, wobbly stampede to get it. Fat specky p***k. You can get a jumbo jet to Fife? f**k me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 22 hours ago, Boghead ranter said: Tomatoes should never EVER be consumed hot. Or warm, even. Cold and raw only. I would have to disagree on this. One of the restaurants locally serves a half tomato filled with cheese then grilled as a side with your steak and it is amazing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 To driver "wow they've built a new bridge" Yes, there is a new bridge here. No, you don't fall within the weight limit for crossing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 5 hours ago, Stellaboz said: To driver "wow they've built a new bridge" Yes, there is a new bridge here. No, you don't fall within the weight limit for crossing. The American lad has a keen eye. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrshire-SFC Posted July 11, 2017 Share Posted July 11, 2017 On the train with the pram the other day and the space where prams can go we're occupied by a middle aged wifey and her daughter taking up the space with their fat arse suitcases for their fat arse holiday. Asked if they could put the suitcases in the baggage area so I was stood in the vestibule area with the pram to be met with a "naw" Edited to fix typo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrshire-SFC Posted July 11, 2017 Share Posted July 11, 2017 I was coming home from work to hear these lassies bragging about tanning someone's Samsung 8 phone outside Asda irvine and bragging about being from Coatbridge. Then the train stopped outside central due to a signalling error and I was stood beside said arseholes who proceeded to make small talk along the lines of is that an iPhone you've got there etc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted July 11, 2017 Share Posted July 11, 2017 20 minutes ago, Ayrshire-SFC said: On the train with the pram the other day and the space where prays can go we're occupied by a middle aged wifey and her daughter taking up the space with their fat arse suitcases for their fat arse holiday. Asked if they could put the suitcases in the baggage area so I was stood in the vestibule area with the pram to be met with a "naw" Cause a scene man! Lose the plot. Piss on their cases. It is the only language they understand. Teach your kid the ways of the Scottish Jedi. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 11, 2017 Share Posted July 11, 2017 29 minutes ago, Ayrshire-SFC said: On the train with the pram the other day and the space where prays can go we're occupied by a middle aged wifey and her daughter taking up the space with their fat arse suitcases for their fat arse holiday. Asked if they could put the suitcases in the baggage area so I was stood in the vestibule area with the pram to be met with a "naw" Was there a Wailing Wall on the train? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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