Stellaboz Posted July 3, 2017 Share Posted July 3, 2017 Your son should give them a hard boab in the pie. Boosssshhhhh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy boo Posted July 3, 2017 Share Posted July 3, 2017 Your son should give them a hard boab in the pie. Boosssshhhhh. I think that option was considered and discounted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted July 3, 2017 Share Posted July 3, 2017 On 30/06/2017 at 19:03, WeAreElgin said: Yet another c**t trying to force his way on to a packed train out of London this afternoon with a bike. How about you fold your bike and stick it up your arse you absolute cock Never quite understood folk that take one mode of transport onto another one. Bit like getting on a ship with a kayak under your arm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted July 3, 2017 Share Posted July 3, 2017 Your son should give them a hard boab in the pie. Boosssshhhhh. Une botte dans la tarte. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 On a similar theme, my son recently got a hard time from some french bints while on a train somewhere in France funnily enough. TBF his bike and assorted bags of shite were blocking seats they wished to occupy they probably had a point. He now hates every French person and the whole of France. Your son is probably a c**t 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 9 hours ago, Kmeister said: Cnuts with suitcases taking up the spaces for bikes. Get it right up ye! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fide Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 8 hours ago, jimmy boo said: On a similar theme, my son recently got a hard time from some french bints while on a train somewhere in France funnily enough. TBF his bike and assorted bags of shite were blocking seats they wished to occupy they probably had a point. He now hates every French person and the whole of France. Il aurait dû les frapper sur la pie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunning1874 Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 On a bus, but I accidentally joined the ranks of public transport arseholes this morning. Get on the bus, take my seat, headphones in and music at an appropriately low volume like a normal person, no harm done. Except I'm that stupid it took me about 3 minutes to realise my headphones weren't plugged in properly and I was subjecting the whole bus to metal. What a tosser. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisal Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 17 minutes ago, Dunning1874 said: On a bus, but I accidentally joined the ranks of public transport arseholes this morning. Get on the bus, take my seat, headphones in and music at an appropriately low volume like a normal person, no harm done. Except I'm that stupid it took me about 3 minutes to realise my headphones weren't plugged in properly and I was subjecting the whole bus to metal. What a tosser. You could have shortened that post down to the last 4 words. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunning1874 Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 Just now, thisal said: You could have shortened that post down to the last 4 words. I expected that response but I was too consumed by shame to bother rewording it. Due to metal, etc etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisal Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 1 minute ago, Dunning1874 said: I expected that response but I was too consumed by shame to bother rewording it. Due to metal, etc etc. Sorry for kicking you when you're down, but it was on a plate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 8 hours ago, WeAreElgin said: Your son is probably a c**t God knows where he gets it from. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 1 hour ago, Dunning1874 said: On a bus, but I accidentally joined the ranks of public transport arseholes this morning. Get on the bus, take my seat, headphones in and music at an appropriately low volume like a normal person, no harm done. Except I'm that stupid it took me about 3 minutes to realise my headphones weren't plugged in properly and I was subjecting the whole bus to metal. What a tosser. Did the same thing on a train. Unfortunately i was going through a phase of listening to Andrew Lloyd Webber musicals . Gay c**t on a train 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fide Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 Here is a regional joke that not every c**t will get. What did the fish say when it fell off the bus to Greenock? Ah, ma gills. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy boo Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 God knows where he gets it from. Oh he's less of a c**t than me[emoji3] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 Just now, jimmy boo said: Oh he's less of a c**t than me Give him time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 On a train full of tourists with big f**k off suitcases. All of them fighting over the shitey wee luggage rack. Also it's about 100 degrees in here 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 2 women have got on at aviemore and have brought out oatcakes and homemade hummus. Arseholes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 1 minute ago, Honest Saints Fan said: 2 women have got on at aviemore and have brought out oatcakes and homemade hummus. Arseholes. 2 women from Aviemore and a tub of hummus. Oh God. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy boo Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 Just on the train from Ayr to Paisley. What sort of cuntish behaviour should I be contemplating? Bearing in mind I'll be returning later. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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