Gordon EF Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 Hen do on the train this morning, screeching and cackling. c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 (edited) Someone with no parents would be an orphan. I think he meant someone born to parents who aren't married. Edited June 30, 2017 by DA Baracus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 1 minute ago, DA Baracus said: Someone with no parents would be an orphan. I think he meant someone born out of wedlock Pedantic Baracus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 Someone with no parents would be an orphan. I think he meant someone born to parents who aren't married. Jon Sand? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 35 minutes ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: Pedantic Baracus Precise Baracus more likely. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 1 hour ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: Pedantic Baracus This should be no surprise to anyone 49 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Jon Sand? A prime example 47 minutes ago, monkeyblair said: Precise Baracus more likely. Indeed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 Someone with no parents would be an orphan. I think he meant someone born to parents who aren't married. My bad. In fairness I did realise this last night but it had already been quoted so didn't bother editing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 27 minutes ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: My bad. In fairness I did realise this last night but it had already been quoted so didn't bother editing. Tbh, saying "my bad" is a far greater crime than getting b*****ds and orphans mixed up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 40 minutes ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: Tbh, saying "my bad" is a far greater crime than getting b*****ds and orphans mixed up. My bad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gingette Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 Two skanks on the train talking 20 to the dozen, high pitches wailing with the obligatory "we were all mad we it" etc. [emoji34][emoji34][emoji34][emoji34] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 Yet another c**t trying to force his way on to a packed train out of London this afternoon with a bike. How about you fold your bike and stick it up your arse you absolute cock 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Pikey Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 Off to Edinburgh tomorrow afternoon from Motherwell on the train with the guys from work. I apologise in advance for any offence caused on the return journey later. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 3, 2017 Share Posted July 3, 2017 On 30/06/2017 at 20:13, Mr Pikey said: Off to Edinburgh tomorrow afternoon from Motherwell on the train with the guys from work. I apologise in advance for any offence caused on the return journey later. Not apologising for any offence caused in Edinburgh, I see! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kmeister Posted July 3, 2017 Share Posted July 3, 2017 Cnuts with suitcases taking up the spaces for bikes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lubo_blaha Posted July 3, 2017 Share Posted July 3, 2017 Was sitting across the table from SFA president Alan McRae last week on the train to Glasgow. He sat on the aisle seat leaving the window seat empty and had copies of both The Daily Record and Daily Mail. Definitely a c*nt on a train. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted July 3, 2017 Author Share Posted July 3, 2017 Was sitting across the table from SFA president Alan McRae last week on the train to Glasgow. He sat on the aisle seat leaving the window seat empty and had copies of both The Daily Record and Daily Mail. Definitely a c*nt on a train. Definitely cuntish behaviour on a train. On the Train c**t Scale I'd give him a... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted July 3, 2017 Share Posted July 3, 2017 1 hour ago, Kmeister said: Cnuts with suitcases taking up the spaces for bikes. That's not cuntish behaviour. That's the food chain. f**k yer bike. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 3, 2017 Share Posted July 3, 2017 Reading the Daily Mail is cuntish behaviour regardless of where it takes place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted July 3, 2017 Share Posted July 3, 2017 2 hours ago, lubo_blaha said: Was sitting across the table from SFA president Alan McRae last week on the train to Glasgow. He sat on the aisle seat leaving the window seat empty and had copies of both The Daily Record and Daily Mail. Definitely a c*nt on a train. As someone who used to spend a lot of time on trains I preferred the aisle seat, especially on a long journey. I'd most likely be drinking so wanting to go for a slash and as a larger chap I enjoyed the extra shoulder space (yes shoulder). If you get on first then surely one of the perks is picking your seat, people sitting in the aisle seat isn't always sinister. I used to be well set up with a laptop and glass of vino but would either happily get up to let someone in or even move across if I wasn't getting off soon. Having a bag or whatever on the seat next to you is the behaviour of cvnts and I have no issue with asking them to move it so I can sit there. Most of the cvntish behaviour has been covered already and hen parties are far worse than stag parties on trains for the sheer decibel levels and "notice us" antics. I'm more of a bus w****r these days and I find the 'local' buses are worse than the express ones and the types of creatures who hang around bus stations are eye opening. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy boo Posted July 3, 2017 Share Posted July 3, 2017 1 hour ago, HenryHill said: That's not cuntish behaviour. That's the food chain. f**k yer bike. On a similar theme, my son recently got a hard time from some french bints while on a train somewhere in France funnily enough. TBF his bike and assorted bags of shite were blocking seats they wished to occupy they probably had a point. He now hates every French person and the whole of France. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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