welshbairn Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 52 minutes ago, nsr said: I apparently survived the latest office cull. No idea how. I'm spectacularly lazy and never thought myself particularly good at hiding it. You must be sound at the milk/fridge etiquette. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 2 hours ago, johnthebaptistist said: I'm contemplating sacking one of our employees, I have two to pick from. Question is, in this modern age is rock, paper, scissors or the tossing a coin acceptable to pick between them ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 Folk who f**k off to meetings, or out of the office in general, who are still in a spreadsheet or database, meaning you can only access a read only version of the spreadsheet or be unable to access the database, are the worst. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 Folk who f**k off to meetings, or out of the office in general, who are still in a spreadsheet or database, meaning you can only access a read only version of the spreadsheet or be unable to access the database, are the worst.Class that. Cant work, dont try. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 (edited) 52 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 57 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Folk who f**k off to meetings, or out of the office in general, who are still in a spreadsheet or database, meaning you can only access a read only version of the spreadsheet or be unable to access the database, are the worst. Class that. Cant work, dont try. Are you saying that in those situations I just sit around and don't work? What's the not trying stuff about? Edited April 10, 2019 by DA Baracus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UsedToGoToCentralPark Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 I'm contemplating sacking one of our employees, I have two to pick from. Question is, in this modern age is rock, paper, scissors or the tossing a coin acceptable to pick between them ? No it's not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 2 hours ago, DA Baracus said: Are you saying that in those situations I just sit around and don't work? What's the not trying stuff about? Well yes. If someone locks you out, toss it off for the rest of the day and blame them. Whats nit to like? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 (edited) 23 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Well yes. If someone locks you out, toss it off for the rest of the day and blame them. Whats nit to like? So what's the person insinuation here? The dig about lack of class? What's all that about? I never said I did nothing for the rest of the day. I had other things to do, so I did them. Edited April 10, 2019 by DA Baracus -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 So what's the person insinuation here? The dig about lack of class? What's all that about? I never said I did nothing for the rest of the day. I had other things to do, so I did them.U OK ***? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 So what's the person insinuation here? The dig about lack of class? What's all that about? I never said I did nothing for the rest of the day. I had other things to do, so I did them.You’ve picked this up wrong, I think, DA. If you can’t get in to the spreadsheet, you can (maybe even should) sit and do f**k all and blame whoever pissed off while still in the spreadsheet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 19 minutes ago, NJ2 said: You’ve picked this up wrong, I think, DA. If you can’t get in to the spreadsheet, you can (maybe even should) sit and do f**k all and blame whoever pissed off while still in the spreadsheet. In football forum terms, DA Baracus is Rangers here 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 In football forum terms, DA Baracus is Rangers hereRumours are he’s getting Jim Traynor to announce that he’s banned excel sheets from his computer after a period of clear and obvious bias against him 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 Just now, NJ2 said: Rumours are he’s getting Jim Traynor to announce that he’s banned excel sheets from his concomitant after a period of clear and obvious bias against him FTFY 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 1 hour ago, DA Baracus said: So what's the person insinuation here? The dig about lack of class? What's all that about? I never said I did nothing for the rest of the day. I had other things to do, so I did them. ^^^ seething. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 Woooooooahhhh Body Form. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 16 hours ago, DA Baracus said: Folk who f**k off to meetings, or out of the office in general, who are still in a spreadsheet or database, meaning you can only access a read only version of the spreadsheet or be unable to access the database, are the worst. In a previous job I used an Access Database and worked a lot on IT project files in it. Was great when one of the Project Managers would fuck off to a meeting (or sometimes on holiday) and keep it open. I could go in the back end and just kick them out, removing any work they hadn't saved. Was incredibly #pleasing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 In a previous job I used an Access Database and worked a lot on IT project files in it. Was great when one of the Project Managers would fuck off to a meeting (or sometimes on holiday) and keep it open. I could go in the back end and just kick them out, removing any work they hadn't saved. Was incredibly #pleasing.How incredibly adult & professional.How old are you ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 1 minute ago, Florentine_Pogen said: How incredibly adult & professional. How old are you ? They were well learned in the fact that others needed to access these databases for project to run smoothly and be delivered and billed etc on time. If they fucked off for days on end and locked the file, they knew the consequences. I'm 33 btw. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 They were well learned in the fact that others needed to access these databases for project to run smoothly and be delivered and billed etc on time. If they fucked off for days on end and locked the file, they knew the consequences. I'm 33 btw.Sounds like a great place to work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 25 minutes ago, Estragon is a fud said: There's a few in my work who stroll in the doors at quarter or 20 past 9 every single day, and as they don't really have a direct line manager, nothing is ever said to them. Very annoying tbh. Sounds like my old boss. A useless fat, old fud. Head Office was in Glasgow, as was his line manager, so he would stroll in at 10 past 8 everyday, then take a 1 hour 20 lunch as he would go home for it every day, which is a 10 minute drive, so he would get home, then take an hour, and leave at 10 past to get back to work for 20 past 2. And he did fuck all. Because he worked for the company so long he was part of the furniture and it would cost them a fortune to get rid of him. So I and everyone else, had to suffer for it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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