deej Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 23 minutes ago, staggy1929 said: My work has multiple people in it who smell like damp clothes, and multiple people who eat ridiculously loud with their mouths open. Pingu found^^ Spoiler 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
staggy1929 Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 30 minutes ago, deej said: Pingu found^^ Reveal hidden contents No comment... Spoiler Spoiler Noot Noot 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 At my previous place of work, there was a big school shooter looking guy. Marvellous description imo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 6 hours ago, Dons_1988 said: What is it with folk sending emails from about 10 feet away? Drives me mad. Papertrails. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torpar Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 Lassie at my work made a big fuss about being moved to a desk next to a walk way as she claimed it was distracting, she got moved to a desk behind mine and likes to pop chewing gum all day, which I find 10 times more distracting than people walking past. She also used the microwave on our floor to heat porridge every morning, heating it until she decides its warm enough than taking it out and not resetting the timer, stupid c**t! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A96 Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 11 hours ago, Dons_1988 said: What is it with folk sending emails from about 10 feet away? Drives me mad. Not their fault that they’ve got exceptionally long arms 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A96 Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 10 hours ago, MixuFixit said: As a counter to this I'll email folk on different floors but there's one who won't reply back and instead comes and has a half hour chat about whatever it is by my desk when I made the decision to email specifically because I'm working on other things and I don't have the time to indulge this behaviour. She then goes about complaining nobody involves her in anything at work. Are you not being a bit hasty? ....sounds like she’s got the hots for you. Take it she’s not a wid ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTG_03 Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 Currently working with a lad who chews the dead skin on his fingers and spits it onto the floor. Also sitting watching good morning Britain before starting shift with a few lads and they were doing a piece on animal theft from farms. One lad pipes up 'there's too many foreigners in this country, they just come here and take what they want'. Could really be doing with a new job. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 Currently working with a lad who chews the dead skin on his fingers and spits it onto the floor. Also sitting watching good morning Britain before starting shift with a few lads and they were doing a piece on animal theft from farms. One lad pipes up 'there's too many foreigners in this country, they just come here and take what they want'. Could really be doing with a new job. Disgraceful.Anyway, changing subject completely, started my new job as an animal thief today, looking forward to working with Majcek, Juergen and Mohammad, a great team! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodallegabombs Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 Disgraceful.Anyway, changing subject completely, started my new job as an animal thief today, looking forward to working with Majcek, Juergen and Mohammad, a great team!It’s a good thing MJM have moved on from drawing things on people’s gates as a prelude to stealing their cats. Facebook has made the populous wise to that now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 6 hours ago, Torpar said: Lassie at my work made a big fuss about being moved to a desk next to a walk way as she claimed it was distracting, she got moved to a desk behind mine and likes to pop chewing gum all day, which I find 10 times more distracting than people walking past. She also used the microwave on our floor to heat porridge every morning, heating it until she decides its warm enough than taking it out and not resetting the timer, stupid c**t! Since women seem to have a major problem working a toilet seat, how do you expect them to cope with a microwave? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 9 minutes ago, GordonD said: Since women seem to have a major problem working a toilet seat, how do you expect them to cope with a microwave? This is what really boils my pish... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 English teacher at my school was fired tonight, by phone.Apparently “not open to coaching” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 English teacher at my school was fired tonight, by phone.Apparently “not open to coaching”Maybe they were a bit "too open to grooming"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 On 22/08/2019 at 09:40, staggy1929 said: My work has multiple people in it who smell like damp clothes One at my work like this. We put it down to the fact he's too busy hiding the bodies of the women and children he's murdered to bother hanging his clothes out or up to dry. You can be anywhere in the department and turn and look in his direction and you'll always get eye contact with him as he's staring straight at you. Very uncomfortable person to be around. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
staggy1929 Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 8 minutes ago, Dele said: One at my work like this. We put it down to the fact he's too busy hiding the bodies of the women and children he's murdered to bother hanging his clothes out or up to dry. You can be anywhere in the department and turn and look in his direction and you'll always get eye contact with him as he's staring straight at you. Very uncomfortable person to be around. The trick with people like that is to out-eye contact them, just constantly stare at them until THEY become uncomfortable. (may result in your untimely death however) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 The trick with people like that is to out-eye contact them, just constantly stare at them until THEY become uncomfortable. (may result in your untimely death however)Usually find if you shout over to them and call them a different name, they will eventually get pissed off at being called a different name that if comes to the point they just blank you all together . It is fun 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
staggy1929 Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 6 minutes ago, G_Man1985 said: 9 minutes ago, staggy1929 said: The trick with people like that is to out-eye contact them, just constantly stare at them until THEY become uncomfortable. (may result in your untimely death however) Usually find if you shout over to them and call them a different name, they will eventually get pissed off at being called a different name that if comes to the point they just blank you all together . It is fun there's a guy at my work who is an absolute wetwipe who repeatedly called me Ryan every day despite it not being my name at all. We all wear security passes too with our names on them so I don't get the confusion, He eventually stopped when I had to send him an email about a case I was working on. There isn't even a Ryan in this office! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 there's a guy at my work who is an absolute wetwipe who repeatedly called me Ryan every day despite it not being my name at all. We all wear security passes too with our names on them so I don't get the confusion, He eventually stopped when I had to send him an email about a case I was working on. There isn't even a Ryan in this office!He probably hates you. We have name badges so does make it more fun. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 The guy that occasionally reeks out the office has finally left. It was one of those distinctive but horrendous sweet/sour body odours that probably wasn't down to personal hygiene, but maybe diet or something along those lines. I've smelled it on hungover folk before, but this particular guy has never touched alcohol. Sometimes I'd head in, get hit by the reek as soon as I walked in, suddenly decide that I was only there to pick up something I'd forgotten (complete lies and I'd walk out with a random bit of paper for show) and head straight home to work there instead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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