Fullerene Posted February 21, 2022 Share Posted February 21, 2022 23 minutes ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: What work place doesn’t allow you to get up from your desk and get a coffee or tea whenever you want? "Apollo 13, we have calculated the vector for safe re-entry into the Earth's atmosphere. Just let me grab a coffee and then I will tell you what it is." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted February 21, 2022 Share Posted February 21, 2022 38 minutes ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: What work place doesn’t allow you to get up from your desk and get a coffee or tea whenever you want? I worked in an office 4 or 5 years back where the office supervisor saw me getting up to make a coffee about half 9 one morning and asked if I was on a break. 'No I'm getting a coffee'. 'But it's not elevenses (whatever the f**k that means) yet' 'Aye I know it's half 9 and I'm getting a coffee, we have a lunch hour that we can take basically whenever we want, so we can get a cuppa whenever we want'. Why do some office supervisors/Gareth Keenan's think they work in a factory line where a big fucking hooter goes off when it's lunchtime or the end of the shift? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted February 21, 2022 Share Posted February 21, 2022 33 minutes ago, beesher said: Call centres. They're different from normal office work environments by their very nature. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted February 21, 2022 Share Posted February 21, 2022 45 minutes ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: What work place doesn’t allow you to get up from your desk and get a coffee or tea whenever you want? "I have dissected the aorta and am ready to proceed with the graft. But I am spitting feathers here. Back in 15 everyone." 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 21, 2022 Share Posted February 21, 2022 54 minutes ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: What work place doesn’t allow you to get up from your desk and get a coffee or tea whenever you want? "Welcome to today's meeting of Caffeine Addicts Anonymous - we have some new members who'd like to introduce themselves, but first, can I interest anyone in an espresso?" Seriously though, it amazes me how many people seem completely unaware of the conditions that millions of people are working under. Some folk get laid off for taking a pish during work hours, never mind having a drink. That'll become more common in the coming years. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thistledo Posted February 21, 2022 Share Posted February 21, 2022 When I was a lot younger I used to work in IT job for a managed service provider, they had such fine margins, barely had the correct headcount for service desks so if you went for a piss the team leader would be giving you a look like what are you playing at. It was horrible, even lunches were so rigid, down to the minute. The sane team lead was absolutely furious one morning because I was "on a call too long" as missed another one and that we'd fail SLA for the day now, was a joke. Now I can get up and bugger off out for a walk during the day for 15-20 mins without any hassle. Which is nice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted February 21, 2022 Share Posted February 21, 2022 Aye call centres are more like production lines than your usual office environment. They aren't really 'office jobs', having worked in both call centres and your traditional office. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 21, 2022 Share Posted February 21, 2022 6 minutes ago, thistledo said: even lunches were so rigid, down to the minute By which I assume you mean they gave you a bollocking if you were a minute or two late coming back. But you'd also get a bollocking if you hung up on a customer because it was time for your break. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted February 21, 2022 Share Posted February 21, 2022 I worked in a job in a call centre after leaving Uni but I wasn't on the phones, I did back office analysis sort of stuff. If we were missing our SLAs one of the managers would just make loads of calls directly to an agent from his personal phone, all would be answered in 0.1s and it would get the average wait time down to below SLA. A good early career lesson in the benefits of defrauding your customers, who were all huge companies and some government departments and never queried our numbers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted February 21, 2022 Share Posted February 21, 2022 3 minutes ago, ICTChris said: I worked in a job in a call centre after leaving Uni but I wasn't on the phones, Now we know whose job included holding a huge stopwatch, and clocking how long the worker bees were away pishing/eating/drinking coffee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted February 21, 2022 Share Posted February 21, 2022 Just now, scottsdad said: Now we know whose job included holding a huge stopwatch, and clocking how long the worker bees were away pishing/eating/drinking coffee. It was nowhere near as exciting as that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 21, 2022 Share Posted February 21, 2022 I hope you've enjoyed your flight. I'm sticking this thing on autopilot for 15 minutes while I have a coffee. If you look to the right you'll see Wembley, don't worry if you miss it the first time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UsedToGoToCentralPark Posted February 21, 2022 Share Posted February 21, 2022 I worked in a job in a call centre after leaving Uni but I wasn't on the phones, I did back office analysis sort of stuff. If we were missing our SLAs one of the managers would just make loads of calls directly to an agent from his personal phone, all would be answered in 0.1s and it would get the average wait time down to below SLA. A good early career lesson in the benefits of defrauding your customers, who were all huge companies and some government departments and never queried our numbers.I've worked in contact centres, that happens in them all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 21, 2022 Share Posted February 21, 2022 Much as all these jokes are top notch, and they really are, surely its understood that if you are busy.on a task that cant just be put down, you swallow that and get on with it, but equally if you are not then can go and make a cup of tea?As a functioning adult, I honestly dont think I could handle being in an enviroment where somecunt thought they could tell me not to go and make myself a drink at a time I felt was appropriate. Im fortunate that the job iv always done allows for this so iv never had to deal with these little Hitler sorts, but I dont think I could handle it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted February 21, 2022 Share Posted February 21, 2022 1 minute ago, Bairnardo said: Much as all these jokes are top notch, and they really are, surely its understood that if you are busy.on a task that cant just be put down, you swallow that and get on with it, but equally if you are not then can go and make a cup of tea? As a functioning adult, I honestly dont think I could handle being in an enviroment where somecunt thought they could tell me not to go and make myself a drink at a time I felt was appropriate. Im fortunate that the job iv always done allows for this so iv never had to deal with these little Hitler sorts, but I dont think I could handle it. On a serious note, the only job I ever had where I had to ask permission to go to the toilet was when I worked on the checkouts at a supermarket. I can understand the logic a bit there - imagine a customer unloading a massive trolley load onto the belt and having me stand up and walk away whistling a tune, promising to be back soon if all went well. There was a pregnant girl though who did the same job. I remember a supervisor getting annoyed with her "You need to go again?" - clearly not understanding that foetuses are just wee b*****ds who like to play with bladders. At the same shop, a friend of mine would be on his break, clutching his stomach in agony, as he refused to take a shite in his own time. Only when he was working did he ask to go to the bog. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted February 21, 2022 Share Posted February 21, 2022 When I was an apprentice, the boy who was the year above me had particularly appalling personal hygiene, if you were in the van with him the stench of body odour and roll ups was boak inducing, several people at the work pulled him up for it but he genuinely didn't seem bothered and each day he was as reeking as the last. One day some of the senior tradesmen grabbed him one lunchtime, tied his wrists and ankles to the van roof rack with tie wraps and drove him through the car wash Bear in mind this was the mid 1990's when workplace pranks were laughed off as exactly that, these days not only would the guys involved get the sack but quite possibly face police charges as well for such a thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted February 21, 2022 Share Posted February 21, 2022 On a serious note, the only job I ever had where I had to ask permission to go to the toilet was when I worked on the checkouts at a supermarket. I can understand the logic a bit there - imagine a customer unloading a massive trolley load onto the belt and having me stand up and walk away whistling a tune, promising to be back soon if all went well. There was a pregnant girl though who did the same job. I remember a supervisor getting annoyed with her "You need to go again?" - clearly not understanding that foetuses are just wee b*****ds who like to play with bladders. At the same shop, a friend of mine would be on his break, clutching his stomach in agony, as he refused to take a shite in his own time. Only when he was working did he ask to go to the bog. He’s absolutely bang on. Different now WFH but I’d be nearly touching cloth with 10 mins left of my lunch in the canteen, but I’ll be fucked if I’m going for a dump on my own time. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 21, 2022 Share Posted February 21, 2022 There is 2 guys in particular at my work who come in and pretty much race each other to go for a shite every day, pretty sure they don't shite in their own house absolute rancid behaviour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted February 21, 2022 Share Posted February 21, 2022 5 minutes ago, Empty It said: There is 2 guys in particular at my work who come in and pretty much race each other to go for a shite every day, pretty sure they don't shite in their own house absolute rancid behaviour. Unsure what the rancid behaviour bit is in reference to? Unless you’re one of those weirdo types who will only shit in their own house. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted February 21, 2022 Share Posted February 21, 2022 The kettle chat (the word is "eti-kettle" @Melanius Mullarkay) reminds me of a couple of things. 1. My brother, when making a cuppa for us both, fills the kettle to the brim as if he's making for all the neighbours too. I'm the daftie though as I casually suggest (every fucking time like I haven't known him for almost 40 years) he fills the kettle as it's invariably empty when he goes to make it. Why am I the dafty? My brother is autistic so takes me literally. 2. Working at a hectically busy restaurant it was always a massive ball-ache when someone ordered coffee, especially on a heaving Saturday night. Making hot chocolate was a piece of piss though. Heat milk, add to chocolate powder. Dawdle. Cue a barely concealed heid's gone from me when I find that one of my colleagues has decided to steam the milk in the jug with the chocolate added, and then left it next to the machine, all chocolate and manky (as well as the steaming nozzle from the machine) as I step up to make my 4 lattes. Murder. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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