Work colleagues

[TxRover]

25 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said:

 

 

 

 

 

'Bonjour, tout le monde' makes a wee change and is a good curve ball for the smartarses.

[tamthebam]

50 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said:

 

 

 

 

 

'Bonjour, tout le monde' makes a wee change and is a good curve ball for the smartarses.

"awright cunto" seems to work for me

[coprolite]

I find making a click-click sound with the back of my tongue while winking and firing double finger pistols to be the best fprm of workplace greeting. Marks one out as a go-getter. 

[HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows]

1 hour ago, Florentine_Pogen said:

 

 

 

 

 

'Bonjour, tout le monde' makes a wee change and is a good curve ball for the smartarses.

Ca' Va?

[Wacky]

Gee, thanks guys. I’m away for a wee lie doon. 

[Boghead ranter]

59 minutes ago, Wacky said:

Gee, thanks guys. I’m away for a wee lie doon. 

Take as many weeks as you like.

[BFTD]

Folk have been saying "what's happening?" as a greeting for twenty years or more.

It usually sounds more upbeat than my grumbled "mornin'", so I'm thinking it might be the hallmark of a guid c**t.

[101]

Matthew McConaugheys first words on film were "Alright, Alright, Alright" so clearly been a greeting/ introduction for at least 30 years.

[Florentine_Pogen]

30 minutes ago, 101 said:

Matthew McConaugheys first words on film were "Alright, Alright, Alright" so clearly been a greeting/ introduction for at least 30 years.

 

[Zen Archer (Raconteur)]

32 minutes ago, 101 said:

Matthew McConaugheys first words on film were "Alright, Alright, Alright" so clearly been a greeting/ introduction for at least 30 years.

 

[Aufc]

6 hours ago, thistledo said:

Very middle management behaviour to desire people to come into the office. The reasons behind why are always pish as well. Don't get me wrong though, when I work in a city and if there's a few good c***s I work with an after work pint(s) on a Thursday or Friday is rather pleasant. I'm quite a social person, but I absolutely fucking love working alone and I'll never change.  

Depends on the job but I find everyone works better when together in the same office. Employees have became entitled as f**k since covid. People wanting to work at home to look after their dogs alongside other pish excuses. 
 

Yes I sound like a dinosaur 

[Central Belt Caley]

3 hours ago, Aufc said:

Depends on the job but I find everyone works better when together in the same office. Employees have became entitled as f**k since covid. People wanting to work at home to look after their dogs alongside other pish excuses. 
 

Yes I sound like a dinosaur 

Would disagree with you, anytime I’ve been into the office I’ve got f**k all done because folk just want to talk. In my spare room I get peace and quiet and get to decide who I want to speak to (sometimes).
 

There are always folk who take the piss and do nothing working from home but good management should avoid that

[LauriestonBairn]

On 21/08/2023 at 10:45, scottsdad said:

Got an email this morning about this. The building manager asking what should be done with all the stuff, including the books and the junk.

My response was not far off your suggestion here. 

Dump it all at the back of Pathfoots.

[kingjoey]

10 hours ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said:

 

Much better than "In The Summertime" which I have never liked.

[GTG_03]

13 hours ago, Aufc said:

Depends on the job but I find everyone works better when together in the same office. Employees have became entitled as f**k since covid. People wanting to work at home to look after their dogs alongside other pish excuses. 
 

Yes I sound like an ars*hole

Ftfy

[FK1Bairn]

13 hours ago, Aufc said:

Depends on the job but I find everyone works better when together in the same office. Employees have became entitled as f**k since covid. People wanting to work at home to look after their dogs alongside other pish excuses. 
 

Yes I sound like a dinosaur 

Nah, I find I spend most of my day talking and being easily distracted when I'm in the office. Get far more done working at home

[MEADOWXI]

14 hours ago, Aufc said:

Depends on the job but I find everyone works better when together in the same office. Employees have became entitled as f**k since covid. People wanting to work at home to look after their dogs alongside other pish excuses. 
 

Yes I sound like a dinosaur 

I work longer when I'm at home, it only a 15min walk to office and back, but by the time I make a lunch and pack laptop etc and get sorted start later, and by 16.30 had enough of being in office. No-one bothers or interrupts at home to tell me of their past weekend, pending weekend, I don't have to pretend to care. no queue at the microwave at lunchtime at home. Teams call or message works the same if I'm in office or at home. Management let you get on with it and it works.

Edited September 22, 2023 by MEADOWXI

[Boghead ranter]

8 minutes ago, MEADOWXI said:

I work longer when I'm at home, it only a 15min walk there and back, but by the time I make a lunch and pack laptop etc and get sorted start later, and by 16.30 had enough of being in office. No-one bothers or interrupts at home to tell me of their past weekend, pending weekend, I don't have to pretend to care. no queue at the microwave at lunchtime at home. Teams call or message works the same if I'm in office or at home. Management let you get on with it and it works.

Some size of house.

[MEADOWXI]

2 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said:

Some size of house.

LoL, will correct to 15min walk to the office from flat,

 

only issue at home is my secretary not here to proof read my nonsense

[itzdrk]

23 hours ago, Wacky said:

Still sounds like a bizarre response to someone saying good morning. 
 

ah dinnae unnurstaund the young ains nooadays 

Sounds like you've outaged 'wacky' and need a change to Brian or something like that.