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1 minute ago, alta-pete said:

You on top or the other way round? (Asking for a friend. ) 

I'd need to be a bottom, I think. The top has to be actively enjoying himself, surely.

I actually worked with a guy who claimed that a straight friend of his worked as a bottom in gay porn. Wish I'd thought to ask him how he got into that in the first place. I assume it's not something you see an advert for at the jobcentre.

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7 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said:

I'd need to be a bottom, I think. The top has to be actively enjoying himself, surely.

I actually worked with a guy who claimed that a straight friend of his worked as a bottom in gay porn. Wish I'd thought to ask him how he got into that in the first place. I assume it's not something you see an advert for at the jobcentre.

Plenty of lube, I would have thought

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7 hours ago, Margaret Thatcher said:

Odds are there are gay people posting on here, which is something I never thought of before. I wonder if we don't know they are gay because sexuality just never comes up, or if it has come up and they have chosen not to post it because they were unsure about sharing that fact on here. I am quite interested to know now, actually, just to confirm that new perspective on P&B, but it's going to look a bit weird if I start a poll, "Are you gay?".

What a strange post. 

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4 hours ago, Dee Man said:

What a strange post. 

 

2 hours ago, Fullerene said:

It suddenly occurred to me that some posters on here are left handed.  And some might have red hair.  And maybe some know how to play the accordion.

Bit of a scary thought.

You have no idea what the other posters are really like 🤔

Lolol I think you are characterising my post incorrectly. Someone's sexuality is obviously of no consequence, but football is a world where it's one of the least accepted things you can be.  Just to illustrate that, as far as I am aware, there are no openly gay footballers in any of the top four divisions in either Scotland or England. Statistically there should definitely be gay people on here, yet I had never seen that mentioned. It's reasonable to be interested in why that is.

Edit: just to add a bit more as I can sense one of those pointless arguments coming where one side refuses to see the other's perspective, and I don't have time for it. The reason I had never seen it mentioned might be because it's none of my damn business. I totally get that, hence why I acknowledged "maybe it just never comes up" and acknowledged that it would be weird to ask people. But there also might have been other reasons. I think it is fair to be interested in what's going on in the world - such as what people's backgrounds are and how they feel in a particular space - even on such a microcosm as P&B. 

The only thing I would alter about the post is saying "we" don't know rather than "I" don't know, because I was making that age old mistake of assuming my experience is universal, and maybe risking an "us and them" tone which was totally unintended. But maybe that's me over thinking it.

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6 minutes ago, Margaret Thatcher said:

 

Lolol I think you are characterising my post incorrectly. Someone's sexuality is obviously of no consequence, but football is a world where it's one of the least accepted things you can be.  Just to illustrate that, as far as I am aware, there are no openly gay footballers in any of the top four divisions in either Scotland or England. Statistically there should definitely be gay people on here, yet I had never seen that mentioned. It's reasonable to be interested in why that is.

^^^Gay forum for this pish! (FACT)

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There are some strobe effects, so any epileptics, please get out now. Because statistically, one of you is. And two of you are gay. And please remember guys, if you are gay, rubber up. At your age it's still illegal. You don't want to end up in prison. Some of those guys don't care how old you are. Or if you're gay.

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12 hours ago, Margaret Thatcher said:

Odds are there are gay people posting on here, which is something I never thought of before. I wonder if we don't know they are gay because sexuality just never comes up, or if it has come up and they have chosen not to post it because they were unsure about sharing that fact on here. I am quite interested to know now, actually, just to confirm that new perspective on P&B, but it's going to look a bit weird if I start a poll, "Are you gay?".

Just wait till Eurovision fever hits, this place gets camper than Tiso.

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On 17/01/2020 at 08:46, KnightswoodBear said:

Nipped in to the lavvies for my post coffee jobby and just as I was about to grace the seat with my glorious behind I noticed what really could only be spunk on it.  

People are animals. 

For clarification, the spunk was on the seat, not my arse. 

THERE WAS SPUNK ON THE SEAT AGAIN!!!

What the f**k?

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On ‎05‎/‎02‎/‎2020 at 10:31, Doctor said:

There's a young couple at my work who are a couple and work in the same department.

They are both really nice but Jesus i can't imagine that situation of constantly being around your partner.

Haha that does indeed sound horrific.... popping round your desk "Erm, I overheard Peter in the other booth saying that yous are going for pints after work, why wasn't I informed of this last night? I wanted us to do something"...……"Let me know what time your going for lunch at, I'll join you" and so on and so on.

Feck that!

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On ‎05‎/‎02‎/‎2020 at 11:21, mizfit said:

Someone in our office ran out of the building bang on 5.

Apparently he’s known to down everything bang on 5.

Anyone else encountered someone who’s so extreme to finish bang on that they’ll run to their car to spend 10 minutes stuck in traffic to leave the car park?

f**k all wrong with that, unless someone comes into my office needing me for something right before 4pm I'm out of there bang on 4, even a phone call at 3:55pm would be dingied, normal behaviour if you ask me.

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4 hours ago, Fullerene said:

It suddenly occurred to me that some posters on here are left handed.  And some might have red hair.  And maybe some know how to play the accordion.

Bit of a scary thought.

You have no idea what the other posters are really like 🤔

^^^Accordion-playing ginger lefty

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3 hours ago, M0rtonfc said:

f**k all wrong with that, unless someone comes into my office needing me for something right before 4pm I'm out of there bang on 4, even a phone call at 3:55pm would be dingied, normal behaviour if you ask me.

Absolutely not. That is known as 'Philpy-esque' behaviour and is perpetrated by c*nts like you.

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17 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said:

I'd need to be a bottom, I think. The top has to be actively enjoying himself, surely.

I actually worked with a guy who claimed that a straight friend of his worked as a bottom in gay porn. Wish I'd thought to ask him how he got into that in the first place. I assume it's not something you see an advert for at the jobcentre.

I've been approached to do gay porn twice. Once by a pal of mine who worked in the industry when they knew I was looking for work and once by a random Italian man in Brixton. 

No matter what videos you find of me online I swear I said no to both

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