GordonD Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 3 hours ago, DA Baracus said: Did they steal the milk? If they stole the cheese there's a few people on here could point the police in the right direction... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutz_the_Squirrel Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 2 hours ago, Arch Stanton said: Tbh, it sounds like the charges are trumped up. Honestly? Pathetic behaviour from a supposed colleague- a real low blow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 "parping incident" scotgemmill.jpg 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 Just occasionally a workplace fart can be a sign that everything's going to be okay. We'd got someone new in a while back - same level as me who I was probably going to be working with closely at times. While I wasn't directly involved in the internal recruitment, I'd been getting regularly updated on who was applying and frankly a lot of the ones who were I already knew to be incompetent pies. Anyway, we got a guy in who I didn't really know, and the first week I was overseeing what he was doing - he seemed okay and picked up the ropes quickly, but I wasn't really sure about him until one day he did the time-honoured "any women about?" 360 degree turn and when the coast proved clear proceeded to drop a big bubbly rasper. "Aww, he's gonny be alright..." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 I remember some years ago the Aberdeen polis were lifting a drug dealer from his house and the guy put in an official complaint that one of the cops had farted in his living room and didn't apologise. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 20 hours ago, D.A.F.C said: Hi we stole all your shit and gem gave us the key. Thanks Regards Best wishes Burglars She maybe would have done if they asked her - she seems an obliging sort of lassie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 Two folk in our open plan office insist on speaking about football despite both seeming to have very little knowledge about it. Ones a Rangers fan, ones a Celtic fan, neither are from Glasgow. Neither know when the semi finals are but have concluded one of them is on Saturday and the other Sunday and hopefully it’s a Rangers Celtic final because that would be the biggest occasion. The table is looking better as well now as even though Hearts are still top it’s good Celtic are second and Rangers are third (“or something”). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonHMFC Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanMc99 Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 9 minutes ago, LondonHMFC said: what c**t doesn't put it in the door "compartment"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 On 10/19/2018 at 19:49, Hillonearth said: Just occasionally a workplace fart can be a sign that everything's going to be okay. We'd got someone new in a while back - same level as me who I was probably going to be working with closely at times. While I wasn't directly involved in the internal recruitment, I'd been getting regularly updated on who was applying and frankly a lot of the ones who were I already knew to be incompetent pies. Anyway, we got a guy in who I didn't really know, and the first week I was overseeing what he was doing - he seemed okay and picked up the ropes quickly, but I wasn't really sure about him until one day he did the time-honoured "any women about?" 360 degree turn and when the coast proved clear proceeded to drop a big bubbly rasper. "Aww, he's gonny be alright..." Wait, where do you work? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvo Montalbano Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 Nickname, with smiley, then Many Thanks then Kind regards, then name again? What kind of monster does that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 1 hour ago, mathematics said: Wait, where do you work? They're funny about getting namechecked on social media, so suffice to say it's an office environment in central Glasgow... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drs Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 13 hours ago, NJ2 said: Two folk in our open plan office insist on speaking about football despite both seeming to have very little knowledge about it. Ones a Rangers fan, ones a Celtic fan, neither are from Glasgow. Neither know when the semi finals are but have concluded one of them is on Saturday and the other Sunday and hopefully it’s a Rangers Celtic final because that would be the biggest occasion. The table is looking better as well now as even though Hearts are still top it’s good Celtic are second and Rangers are third (“or something”). Didn't know you worked for the Daily Record. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 Nickname, with smiley, then Many Thanks then Kind regards, then name again? What kind of monster does that?Don’t you call our Gem a monster again! She keeps this thread flowing and the milk stocked! #WeAreAllGemManyThanksKindRegardGemma 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 2 minutes ago, NJ2 said: Don’t you call our Gem a monster again! She keeps this thread flowing and the milk stocked! #WeAreAllGemManyThanksKindRegardGemma Gem is the only person who stops LondonHearts's building falling apart in my opinion. The whole place would stink of rotten milk. Love Welsh Best wishes And regards Welshbairn xxx 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 2 hours ago, Hillonearth said: They're funny about getting namechecked on social media, so suffice to say it's an office environment in central Glasgow... Financial Insitution? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackislekillie Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 They're funny about getting namechecked on social media, so suffice to say it's an office environment in central Glasgow... [emoji4]SFA? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 11 hours ago, LondonHMFC said: Milk :-D Many milks Kind milks Milky joe 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 24 minutes ago, blackislekillie said: 4 hours ago, Hillonearth said: They're funny about getting namechecked on social media, so suffice to say it's an office environment in central Glasgow... SFA? Fair cop. Ian Maxwell found. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 hive anyone? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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