SlipperyP Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 I'm now on my 4th beer thinking would I f**k Maggie, @DA Baracus these are the thing in life I can think . While you keep wanting... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 These colleagues must have fallen out over who got the last of the chips. https://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/armed-police-called-to-sony-hq-in-west-london-a3979006.html 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 These colleagues must have fallen out over who got the last of the chips.https://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/armed-police-called-to-sony-hq-in-west-london-a3979006.html#PrayForGemBestWishesKindRegardsGemma 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 5 hours ago, SlipperyP said: How old are you @DA Baracus 8 hours ago, DA Baracus said: 33 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 A woman I used to work with, would everytime it was a bit chilly say "Brrrr" and make some stupid comment about global warming. One day after I'd only been there a couple of weeks she had a go at me for leaving a new pair of safety shoes on my desk. Sadly she's far from being alone and the main reason why we're fucked as a species. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keptie Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 41 minutes ago, Tony Ferrino said: A woman I used to work with, would everytime it was a bit chilly say "Brrrr" and make some stupid comment about global warming. One day after I'd only been there a couple of weeks she had a go at me for leaving a new pair of safety shoes on my desk. Sadly she's far from being alone and the main reason why we're fucked as a species. You do know it's bad luck to put new shoes on a table, rightly scolded imo but I think the human race can survive that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 (edited) 2 minutes ago, keptie said: You do know it's bad luck to put new shoes on a table, rightly scolded imo If you believe in any of that pish then you are an imbecile quite frankly. Edited November 2, 2018 by vikingTON 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keptie Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 1 minute ago, virginton said: If you believe in any of that pish then you are an imbecile quite frankly. Oh ffs Mr Saddo you just don't get my over your head sense of humour do you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 Guy with a Spock avatar talking about bad luck. FFS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oooooft Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 25 minutes ago, virginton said: If you believe in any of that pish then you are an imbecile quite frankly. Simple reply, yet edited 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keptie Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 4 minutes ago, Oooooft said: Simple reply, yet edited That's because he's an.. IMBECILE. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 26 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Guy with a Spock avatar talking about bad luck. FFS. His viewpoint is illogical captain. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 (edited) 37 minutes ago, virginton said: If you believe in any of that pish then you are an imbecile quite frankly. The shoes on tables taboo is not a religious dogma worth battling, especially when I think it's only just been invented as a joke. Edited November 2, 2018 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 3 hours ago, welshbairn said: The shoes on tables taboo is not a religious dogma worth battling, especially when I think it's only just been invented as a joke. It's not a joke, I remember hearing my mum say it. It's bullshit, of course, but it's not a recent invention. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBo10 Posted November 3, 2018 Share Posted November 3, 2018 My mum still freaks out if you put new shoes or a hairbrush on the table. Bad luck yada yada. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted November 7, 2018 Share Posted November 7, 2018 On 08/10/2018 at 16:52, AsimButtHitsASix said: Water cooler delivery guy turnt up before I started today. Asked how many bottles of water we needed for the cooler (ye know the big ones). They usually come once a week and we don't even bother getting on each week unless it's summer. Lassie working said "fourteen" think we'd go through fifteen litres of water a day or something. Came in and the office is fucking filled with these fucking huge bottles of water. I never even thought much of it, they can just sit there til they're being used, but now estates management are wondering why the water bill for the hospital is twice as much as normal. Absolute melter of a woman. Came into work today and, although we've only used one of the fourteen bottles since this ridiculous hoarding incident, she managed to accept another four from the delivery guy before I started. The mind boggles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted November 7, 2018 Share Posted November 7, 2018 14 minutes ago, AsimButtHitsASix said: Came into work today and, although we've only used one of the fourteen bottles since this ridiculous hoarding incident, she managed to accept another four from the delivery guy before I started. The mind boggles. So how many of them have you got now then? Have you used 4 since the last order or do you now have more than 14? What you need in your office is a Gem, thanks, many thanks, kind regards, imho. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted November 7, 2018 Share Posted November 7, 2018 We had fourteen, we used one, we have four more. We now have seventeen. (Sixteen and a half really as one's on the water cooler atm) I asked her why she accepted more deliveries and she said "Well I didn't know what to do." "Not accept more water bottles when we have over a dozen" "But I never go into that room so I don't know how many we have" "YOU ORDERED THEM!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 7, 2018 Share Posted November 7, 2018 35 minutes ago, AsimButtHitsASix said: We had fourteen, we used one, we have four more. We now have seventeen. (Sixteen and a half really as one's on the water cooler atm) I asked her why she accepted more deliveries and she said "Well I didn't know what to do." "Not accept more water bottles when we have over a dozen" "But I never go into that room so I don't know how many we have" "YOU ORDERED THEM!" Bet she's sobbing in the toilet now, you big bully. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted November 7, 2018 Share Posted November 7, 2018 Bet she's sobbing in the toilet now, you big bully.The last things this place needs is more water 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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